F3 Knoxville

Trip Sevens at The Equalizer

THE SCENE: The weather sucked a lot less than Friday.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, BACs, Grady Corns, Moroccan Night Club
THA-THANG:
Three sets of Sevens:

  • StepUps at Flag Circle // UGA Cheerleaders at Tennis Court
  • BBS at Playground // Imperial Walkers at Bathhouse
  • Merkins at Top of the World // Dips at creepy picnic table

MARY:
Flutter kicks & hello dolly

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Be a man, don’t order chicken nuggets at God’s Brazilian BBQ (or something like that).

1000 reps ????

THE SCENE: a cold 23 degrees 
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER given
WARM-O-RAMA:

I. TN rocking chair . 2. Five failure to launch 3. SSH

THA-THANG:

  • Tabata style 40 seconds work 20 second rest 8 sets/3 round
  • 1000  step-ups
  • Bruce lee Abs ( America hammer,  leg lifts, awkward turtles,  little baby crunches, heels to Heaven,  Flutter kicks)
  • Sprint and push (5 rounds of sprint parking lot by picnic tables.  Then 30 merkins)

MARY:
Circled back at the AO flag for some Pax led workout
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Two are better than one, because they have a good reward for their toil. For if they fall, one will lift up his fellow. But woe to him who is alone when he falls and has not another to lift him up! And though a man might prevail against one who is alone, two will withstand him—a threefold cord is not quickly broken.
Ecclesiastes 4:9‭-‬10‭, ‬12 ESV
https://bible.com/bible/59/ecc.4.9-12.ESV
MOLESKIN:
Trying to do 1,000 rep step ups in 45 minutes is practically impossible. But doing it with other men we can succeed.  F3 is about getting out of your comfort zone,  facing adversity together so you can become what God wants you to be.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Average Joe’s Worked on Being HIMs

THE SCENE: It started to get cold today, but no rain.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Done did it.
WARM-O-RAMA:
Some SSHs, Gradycorns, Tempo Squats, Rockettes, Cherry Pickers.
THA-THANG:
DODGEBALL!!!
Normal Dodgeball rules apply. Also since we don’t want to miss out on any 1st F, Additional Rules are below:
1. PAX is only allowed to hold the ball for a 5 Mississippi count. If caught for failure to release, offending PAX must complete 3 burpees on the backline and other team receives point
2. Every throw requires the throwing individual PAX to run to the backline, complete 1 burpee
3. If hit, PAX must run to backline, do 3 burpees
4. Scoring: Scoring team must mark the point on the whiteboard each time. Any player can add their point for the team. You are a live player and can get hit.
5. Whiteboard is on sideline, middle of court, against fence
6. Play each round to 5, winning team gets SSHs until losers are done with 10 burpees
7. Every 5 minutes an exercise is introduced for whole PAX. Q’s choice. Once completed, play is resumed.

This turned into a lot of running and burpees, and SSHs, and upright pickle pounders, and monkey humpers.

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA 11 strong! No FNGs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Grace.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence 1/7/23 for F3 Smokies Launch. Blindside is a Weasel Shaker. Just don’t get caught in public. Or is that the point?

Co-kraken

THE SCENE: perfect workout weather
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Warm up stuff
THA-THANG:

Carry 6 CMUs to upper lot
Kraken- run lap around after each exercise
stations
10 inch worms
30 squats
25 Merkins
20 Bobby Hurley’s
20 CMU American swings
30 dry docks
20 Russian dancers (1 per leg)
Bear crawl to center cone
25 CMU curl and press
Co Q Break for sprints and 10 struggling turtles x10
Return to AO

MARY:
Some flutter kicks
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 pax
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Trusting God
Story of Joseph, when he found out that Mary was pregnant after he was engaged, was not his plan. He was confused, upset and I’m sure heartbroken. But God had a different plan for him. God‘s plans were way different than his. And God‘s plan is perfect. an angel came to Joseph, and let him know what his plan was. That he should stay with Mary and take her as his wife.
There’s been many times in my life where my plants have gone to the wayside, and God has shown me that he is in control and that he always knows more. Job example. Trust in God is not always easy, it may be confusing or tough. But we must trust God that he has a plan for our lives, and we must let him lead.

MOLESKIN:
Welcome to Skewer from the project! He made us do some much needed sprints.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence on the 7th