F3 Knoxville

Time is a Flat Circle at The Equalizer

THE SCENE: Good weather, looks like we got a break from the humidity (@ least that’s what Mike Witcher was saying on WBIR…)
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Done, but over some chatter from the PAX, disclaimer still counts… I think
WARM-O-RAMA:

Typical Blindside-y warmup –> SSH IC x25 | LBAC IC x10EW | Tempo Squats IC x10
THA-THANG:
All “Timing-Type” routines this morning.

Tabata (30 seconds of work, 15 seconds of rest) x8 for 3 rounds with a lap down and around Stonehenge after each round at the SplashPad

  • Freddie Mercury
  • Imperial Squat Walkers
  • LBCs

AMRAP (As Many Rounds As Possible) 7 mins at the Bathhouse

  • 5 Pull-ups
  • 10 Merkins
  • 15 BBS

EMOM (Every Minute On the Minute) 5 rounds at the FlagPole

  • 5 Box Jumps
  • 10 Squats
  • 15 SSH

MARY:
Fellowship Mosey (TM) from Flagpole to AO turned into a JailBreak run because the AOQ (not the QIC of the workout) needed to leave early … hmm not protocol I don’t think…
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 HIMs; 0 FNGs; 3 Pre-Ruckers
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I have a Daily Men’s Devotional on the middle console of my van. My thought of having it there was that I will see it every day and read the paragraph and prayer for each day one of the times I am getting in and out of the van. Because I am not the *best* at follow-through, I usually only actually read it once or twice a week. It’s there every day and I see it, but I have stopped seeing it. It has become like a pebble in your shoe. At first, it is annoying and you notice it constantly. However, after a while, you get used to it and stopped noticing it.

All this to say, I need to be better with my prayer life. I have gone in spurts of praying every day, but it almost never lasts. Speak it into existence, right?!

Under a school bus

THE SCENE: humid …. what else did you expect
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

none, run to get a CMU

The Thang

Coe – 5 rounds:

  1. 20 thrusters
  2. 20 merkins

Brenton – 3 rounds:

  1. 100 foot bearcrawl out
  2. 100 foot burpee broad jump back
    • Perform 3 burpees and then 5 broad jumps

Coe – 5 rounds:

  1. 20 thrusters
  2. 20 merkins

MODIFIED VERSION OF FAT COE SANDWICH

and Other Modifications by Dr. Marc (F3 ScarU)

The Thang

Coe – 5 rounds:

  1. 20 goblet squats/air squats
  2. 20 merkins on knees/table merkins/wall merkins

Brenton – 3 rounds:

  1. 100 foot mosey/lunge walk/back pedal
  2. 100 foot mosey/lunge walk/back pedal
    • Perform 3 merkins halfway through

Coe – 5 rounds:

  1. 20 goblet squats/air squats
  2. 20 merkins on knees/table merkins/wall merkins

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Be here every Monday to get stronger.

MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

What are Double Shots of Jacks?

THE SCENE: Fantastic.  Got to see some stars – but not stargazers
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Administered
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC, Cherry Pickers IC, Tie Fighters IC, Grady Corns IC

Mosey to the boat ramp
THA-THANG:
Set 1 AMRAP (10 Count Each, 10 minutes time):
– Smurf Jacks
– CDDs
– Squat Thrusts
– Flutter Kicks (4 count)
– Burpees

Mosey to Stonehenge

Set 2 AMRAP (10 Count Each, 10 minutes time):
– Mountain Climbers (2=1)
– I’d rather do blockees (Double Shots of Jack)
– Bobby (Only a face a mother could love) Hurleys
– Big Boy Sit Ups (not British Broadcasting Corporation)

Mosey to Tennis Court

Set 3 AMRAP (10 Count Each, 8 minutes time):
– Bear Crawl Sideline to Sideline
– Wide-armed (Not 1 armed) Merkins
– Reverse Lunges (2=1)
– LBCs

2 Minutes of Suicide Ladders
– Shoulder Taps at each return to side line (5, 10, 15, 20, 15, 10, 5)

MARY:
Ring of Fire to 5 merkins
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 PAX! No FNGs Not sure why but the site is changing Lilo to Usage?
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Be consistent with everything you do.
MOLESKIN:
Ribbed’s wife in healing and wisdom
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
See Slack, so many things, it’s awesome.

Friday-Ish

THE SCENE: Could only be better if there were fewer clouds.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

We mosey’d to the flagpole by the water
THA-THANG:
Tabata-ish (20 seconds hard work, 10 seconds rest between rounds, 30 seconds rest between sets)

Totally awesome burpees

A bunch of merkins

Bountiful SSHs

A lot of jump squats

Took to the benches for some dips

Agility work with some Bonnie Blairs

Incredibly we were on our 6s for some LBCs

Switched it up to some dead bugs

How do you do fire hydrants or supermans?

MARY:
We fellowshipped mosey’d, then mosey’d to the shovelflag to time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 PAX no FNGs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Stay accountable to you, your family, friends, and community
MOLESKIN:
Ribbed’s wife, show grace to others
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 picnic Sunday 9/11; Sept 11 memorial stair/hill climb at Lakeshore at 10am on Saturday 9/10

Hands-Free Wednesday

THE SCENE: Should’ve worn bell bottoms, ‘cause we were in the 60s

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Gently encouraged men to consider a yearly physical.

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Cherry Pickers IC | Grady Corns IC
  • Windmills IC l
  • SSH IC

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Splash Pad. Descending Ladder.  Do 12 exercises, take lap, drop the top. Do 11 exercises, take lap, and drop the top one.  Etc…

  • 12 — Iron Mikes
  • 11 — 4-Count Hello Dolly
  • 10 — Lunges (each leg)
  • 9 — Flutter Kicks 4Ct
  • 8 — Squats
  • 7— 4-Count Imperial Walkers
  • 6 — 4-Count Pickle Pointers
  • 5 — Box Cutters
  • 4 — Step-Ups (each leg)
  • 3 — American Hammers 4Ct
  • 2 — Squat Jumps
  • 1 — BBS

STRETCHES (Or “confessions of an uncaged starfish”—performed at the request of an anonymous PAX named after a prophylactic):

  • Bend down & grab toes
  • Sit squat

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM: Jesus