F3 Knoxville

Pumpkins & Prison Workout

THE SCENE: High 50s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Cherry Pickers (IC) 4 CT X 10
  • Side Straddle Hops (IC) X 20
  • Baby Arm Circles Forward X 10 followed by Michael Phelps
  • Baby Arm Circles Backward X 10 followed by Michael Phelps
  • Hand Release Merkins – OYO X 10
  • Tempo Squats (IC) 4 CT X 10
  • Calf Raises X 50 (OYO)
  • Frankenstein Leg Lifts X 20 Yards
  • Mosey

THA-THANG:

Parking Lot near AO

  • 20 Merkins on one end & 20 Squats at the other
  • Rinse & repeat X 4
  • Max Big Boy Sit-ups – 1 minute
  • Indian Run Mosey

Sophomore Hill

  • AMRAP burpees at the Bottom while partners sprints up and back; switch
  • Rinse & Repeat X 4
  • Spider crawl & bear crawl to the top of the hill

Fitness Center

  • 20 Pullups while partner does AMRAP of Diamond Merkins, Wide Grip Merkins & Carolina DryDocks; rinse & repeat X 3
  • Flutterkicks

MARY:

  • LBCs
  • Hello Dollies
  • Superman

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

26 HIMs – 5K, Anchorman, Archie, Butcher, Commission, Cosmo, Cortez, Curveball, Downhill, Erector, Frenchie, Ginger, Gump, Jitters, Judge Judy, KickFlip, Mermaid, Nadia, Pool Boy, Sargent Slaughter, Snaggletooth, Spotter, Stye, Triage, Weedwacker and Booster.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

On Wednesday, October 23, I met two people in Oklahoma City who have overcome great obstacles to make a difference in our world and impact me in a strong way.  Amy Downs was a 335 pound woman living a bad, unfulfilling life.  She was a college dropout, had no social life, didn’t volunteer in the community and was a teller at a local credit union.  One morning while talking to a friend at work, there was an explosion and she found herself trapped. She thought it was a nightmare but it was a real nightmare.  The Murrah Federal Building where her credit union was located on the 3rd floor was under attack by domestic terrorists.  She fell 3 stories and was trapped on the first floor where the daycare was located.  For 6+ hours, she cried, asked God to forgive her for not living her life to her fullest and begged to be saved.  She promised God if her life was spared that she would do her best to fulfill her promise.  She was rescued and turned into a different women.  She lost 200 pounds, she got her bachelors and MBA, she started attending church and volunteering in the community.  Amy got married, had 2 children and is now President/CEO of Allegiance Credit Union where she worked during the bombing.  Amy became an endurance athlete and has competed in countless ironman, marathons, etc. around the world.  She is now making the most of the gift God gave her.

Lt. Colonel Forrest “Woody” Aurentz (retired) and I sat next to each other on the plane back from Oklahoma City to Atlanta.  He’s a great guy.  He started the Gathering of Mountain Eagles, a charity that helps wounded veterans.  Woody and his volunteer team takes them whitewater rafting, deep sea fishing, skiing, etc.  I asked him what made him start his charity…he paused and looked away.  I told him it’s OK if he didn’t want to share.  Woody looked back with tears in his eyes and began another nightmare that led us both to start crying at 30,000 feet above our great country.  When his daughter was 14, she went on a church trip to an amusement park out of town.  A drunk driver hit her bus and 27 people were killed including her best friend.  His daughter would have died but she woke up because her legs were on fire.  She crawled off the bus.  She lost her leg and was burnt more than 65% of her body.  Woody ended up having PTSD himself because he would hold his daughter’s hand as the trauma team would cut the dead skin off of his baby girl twice a day.  He said it was the worst experience of his life.  The military men and women up near Fort Knox, Kentucky where they were stationed were there to help Woody, his wife and family with food, financial and emotional support, donating blood, etc.  He promised that if he was ever in a position to help the men and women who have served our country that he would.  Woody said he’s great at organizing but doesn’t know anything about fundraising.  I asked Woody what he would do if his charity had more money and he said have more activities and trips because there’s always a waiting list and people that can’t afford to pay to get to wherever the activity will be held.  I’m going to start helping the charity pro bono through my new fundraising consulting firm.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Brolympics is on November 9

Bring canned food.

THE SCENE: 34 degrees bit crispy.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Bunch of burpees
THA-THANG:
Dora 200 squat press, 200 curls, 200 tris

Moseyed to sophmore hill bear crawled up the middle followed by Captain Therkin at every corner

MARY:
Imperial walkers
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Worship our father through the hardest trials of life. God is greater than our trials!
MOLESKIN:
Would have broken 30 if Nutmeg had shown up…..just sayin.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bring the canned good next week!  Brolympics next Saturday!

Not just a facade

THE SCENE: Cool, crisp mid 40s…perfect!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

15 SSH, 15 mountain climber, 10 tempo merkins, 15 Moroccan Night Club, 10 tempo squats, 10 windmill, 7 cherry pickers (to wait on Onesie)
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the track around the pond. F3 Burpee mile.  Do 12 burpees and then run around the pond.  4 rounds for a total of 14 burpees and 1 mile + (more like 1.5 miles).

Next, head pack to the street and do 20, 4-ct flutter kicks.  Then, head toward the grassy hill (aka The Stadium, The Wall, and perhaps other names) towards the maintenance building. 20 squats at the top.  Run back to the parking lot by the pond and do 20 more 4-ct flutter kicks.  Then, run in the opposite direction along the street up to the corner and do 20 merkins.  AMRAP until time is called.

MARY:
20 Freddie Mercury to gather the 6 and then mosey back to the shovel flag.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
23 with 1 FNG.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Matthew 7:15-24 – I won’t repeat all of those verses here, but please read them all. V. 15 “Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves.” v. 22, 23 “Many will say to Me on the day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in Your name, and in Your name cast out demons, and in Your name perform many miracles?’ And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; DEPART FROM ME, YOU WHO PRACTICE LAWLESSNESS.'”

Those “works” all sound like great things, but Jesus says he will claim “I never knew you…”.  Our God wants pure love from His children.  He is not satisfied with those who only put on a facade and may look like His followers, but inwardly are “ravenous wolves”, “bad fruit”, and will be “tossed in the fire”.  A checklist mentality is not satisfactory.  Jesus condemned the Pharisees time and time again for living like that and not having an actual love for God.  They were very sell-serving.  There is a reason Jesus says the greatest command is to “Love God with all your heart, soul, and mind”. Matthew 22:37-38
MOLESKIN:
Welcome to our FNG, Todd Busch soon to be renamed.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Brolympics Nov. 9th.

Been a long time, JUCO…

THE SCENE: 71 and clear and muggy as hell.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Finally did it right this time.

WARM-O-RAMA:
1. 15 SSH – 4ct, IC
2. 15 Tempo Squat – 4ct, IC
3. 10 Arm circles – 4ct, IC (both directions)
4. 15 Merkins – 4ct, IC
5. 10 Cherry Pickers – IC

Form 2 Lines: Death March (last person 3 burpees, then run to front of line) to Physical Plant.

THA-THANG:
1. CMU: 20 bicep curls, 20 overhead presses, 20 squats, 20 BBS w/CMU
2. Bear crawl dragging CMU to Hill
3. Doras (partner-up): 1 partner starts on 100 merkins, 200 BBS, 300 squats while other partner starts on sprint w/CMU up/down the hill – switch off with partner until rep count complete. Return CMUs to Physical Plant.

4. Final Push: Sprint in big parking lot – light pole to light pole.

Mosey to Shovel Flag for Marys.

MARY:
Weed Whacker led in Flutter Kicks and WAXJOB led the Wax Job Special: ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Booster, Mandolin, Spotter, Nutmeg, Finger Food, Trolley-RESPECT, Pool Boy, Guard Rail, Ginger, Mermaid, Commission, Chaco-RESPECT, Anchor Man, Jitters, Wax Job, 5K,5 Sgt Slaughter, Erector, Weed Whacker, J-Lo, Focus, Nadia, Gump, and me, Snaggletooth

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We commit time and discipline to strengthening our physical bodies. How are we strengthening our spirits for the battles we are in? Ephesians 6: 10-18 gives us a good picture of the spiritual battle that wages around us.

The Armor of God
10 Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. 11 Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes. 12 For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. 13 Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. 14 Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, 15 and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. 16 In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one. 17 Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God.

18 And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on praying for all the Lord’s people.

MOLESKIN:
Once again, I’m moved by how blessed we are to be able to get better together. But I’m also amazed by the struggles that we have in our individual lives: marriage, family, work, church. Life is tough and not all of us are winning in our struggles, but there is tremendous hope in Christ: We are more than conquerors through Christ who loved us.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
A few announcements were made…

“Fall”

THE SCENE: balmy not cool
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Side Straddle Hops

Cherry Pickers

Count of 1’s and 2’s
THA-THANG:

  • Indian run to Sophmore hill.
  • two locations to work out
  • Group 1
    • 11’s squats and merkins
  • Group 2
    • 11’s overhead press and 4c pickle pounders
  • After completing 11’s the groups switched locations
  • Mosey to drive through and 25 count reverse crunch
  • Run back to Flag

MARY:
Bug splats
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
21 HIM’s
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Work hard and complete the tasks set before you men. Like our Savoir who worked perfectly to complete his task and said “it is finished”