F3 Knoxville

Tag: Bunny

Santa Claus is Going to Town

AO: asylum-am
Q: Coolio (Greg Fox)
PAX: Double Wide, Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Charmin (John Willis), Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller), Rainbow, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3 (Jordan Simmons), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Frenchie, Tropicana, UnicorNewton, Sambo #5
FNGs: 1 Sambo #5
COUNT: 16

WARMUP: yog around lot and up Baby Everest. Divvy up gifts
THE THANG: Dirty Santa/white elephant/Yankee swap

open a gift. lead ladder of
5 merkins
10 Big Bois
15 mountain climbers
20 SSH
25 squats
random runs and random intervals

the penalty for stealing a gift was draconian. 10 burpees followed by toting 100 lb weight up Baby Everest
not fact verified

gifts included an axe, the return of the Unicorn mask, an autographed pic of Coolio, REI gift card, lots of hand warmers,bbq rub and jerky. Free one hour massage from White Belt, giant Kit Kat Bar and a live gerbil

MARY: yes she was integral to the Christmas story

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Charmin was talking about the Soviet Union (fondly one can presume) and drowned out this part

COT: Read Luke 2. As prophesied back in Isaiah….Gibbler smells

Come see my Knob

AO: asylum-am
Q: Fabio (Joe Hamilton)
PAX: Sawdust, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Bunny, Jenner (Matt Pfeiffer), Econoline, Charmin (John Willis), Code Brown, TRC/Crab legs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Dodgeball, P3 (Jordan Simmons), Cinco (Scott McGuire), WORM, Carni
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17

WARMUP: SSH, tie fighters
THE THANG: run up baby everest. run some more. at every other pole
10 squats
10 merkins
10 big bois
some rock work until @catgut cried uncle (#awkward)
partner Dora’s at (gulp) Everest
partner 1 run halfway up that accursed mount 5 bleeping times
partner 2 CDD, lunges, flutters, other stuff
bear crawl up the Knob named after me
down Picketts charge back to AO
MARY: ain’t nobody got no time for that
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: if you are weary, lean into Him, . Read Thessalonians

War

AO: asylum-am
Q: Bunny
PAX: P3 (Jordan Simmons), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Brick, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Woodpecker, Welches (Leland Murphy), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Bunny, WhiteBelt
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
SSHx20, Rocketts
THE THANG:
Mosey to the overlook
WAR: Split up into 2 groups
2 chairs, one table, one deck of cards….time to play war!
From each group Pax take turns at the table in a game of war. Highest card wins.
Winner Runs the loop.
Losing group does 10 burpees! Then does exercise on the winning Card while waiting
MARY:
Plank for 1 min
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
Think before you speak.
Proverbs 13:3
Whoever guards his mouth preserves his life;
he who opens wide his lips comes to ruin.Abraham Lincoln said, ‘It is better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt!’

Birthday Burpees for Another Trip Around the Sun

AO: asylum-am
Q: Code Brown
PAX: Sawdust, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Charmin (John Willis), Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller), Bunny, Gibbler (Tim Basch), Woodpecker, Breaststroke (Will Duncan), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Potter
FNGs: 1 Potter
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: 52 SSH & various stretching and slow activation merkins, squats to decrease joint viscosity.

THE THANG:
Circuit timer with 25sec of each interval then 10 sec rest. 4 sets. Set to a medley of mostly 70’s and 80’s rock.
1. Merkins
2. LBC
3. Table Row
4. Box Jump Or stepup
5. Dips
6. Lunges
7. Mountain Climbers
8. American Hammer
9. Shoulder Taps
10. Plank (Hold Proper form)
Between sets run around AO then do 13 Burpees

COT: Most of us spend too much time on what is urgent and not enough time on what is important.
Steven Covey: To parents don’t spend all your time trying to make copies of yourself rather focusing on loving and doing what is important with your kids. Jesus speaking on anxiety…
Matthew 6:33-34[33] But seek first the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all these things will be added to you.[34] “Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble.

Taking the Oath of a Scout

AO: asylum-am
Q: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom)
PAX: Love’s, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Dodgeball, Bunny, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Double Wide, WORM, White Belt
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
THE THANG: Lots of things, including some burpees

COT: Recited the Boy Scout Oath & Pledge to commemorate @Crankbait completing his Eagle Scout & turning 18 years old.