F3 Knoxville

The Hateful 8

THE SCENE: J-J-Juco
WARM-O-RAMA:
On way to cmu pile do 10 of plank walk merkins, Imerpial Lunge Walks, crab walk, overhead lunges, bear crawl, spinning thrusters, and hand stand walks.  All in order to get a cmu to the parking lot.
THA-THANG: The Hateful 8

Run to CMU pile, each HIM gets one and brings to adjacent Parking lot. Perform the following exercises along the lengths of 8 parking space painted sections.   When reaching the end of a section run to the adjacent painted section to start the next exercise going down (or up) the parking spots.  The exercises alternate from bringing the cmu with you to not bringing it.  When you need to start a section with a cmu and you don’t have one, run back to where you left your cmu (it should be two sections over/back) and run it back to the start of the next exercise.  In essecense you do a ziz-zag accross the parking lot with and without your cmu.

    1. Plank Walk Merkins +CMU  (do 1 merkin at each stall)
    2. Imperial Lunge Walkers
    3. Crab Walk +CMU
    4. Burpee Broad Jumps
    5. Overhead Lunges + CMU
    6. Bear Crawl
    7. Spinning Thrusters + CMU
    8. Handstand walk or Bear crawl Dry Docks (do 1 dry dock at each stall)

    We made it to Spinning Thrusters when 6:07am recovery alarm went off. Next time, go straight to the cmus with less warm up. Oh,, and there will be a next time!

    COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
    Stai, Chaco, Sweeper, Guano, Archie, Bartman, Waxjob, Snaggletooth.
    CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
    Luke 21 The widows offering..   Can you give it all?  Don’t let materializm eat you alive.  Heed Jesus’ words that the temple and stones will all be torn down.

Put away your toys

THE SCENE: Nothing to write home about… Mid 70s, maybe not so humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

23x SSH IC (just until Trolley reached the circle…)
10x Travoltas each side IC
Cossack Squats IC – Chaco picked rep count of 23!
10x Hindurkins IC

THA-THANG:
Mosey in the direction of the coupon pile
Stop halfway for 15x Big Boys OYO
Continue to the back of the maintenance building and grab a CMU
15x Overhead Reach BBS OYO
Mosey with CMU to the parking lot near the fitness center

4 corners of large grassy area each have an exercise on cardboard weinke.
Start at Corner #1 with 10x HR Merkins
Mosey with CMU to Corner #2: 16x Catalina Wine Mixers (8 each arm), 10x HR Merkins
Bear crawl pushing block to Corner #3: 30x Pickle Pounders, 16x Wine Mixers, 10x HR Merkins
Mosey with CMU to Corner #4: 20x Carolina Dry Docks, 30x Pickle Pounders, 16x Wine Mixers, 10x HR Merkins
Crawl Bear pulling block back to Corner #1 (Flutters etc until 6)

Next lap around: Flip the card over to reveal leg exercises!
For time, just mosey w/CMU to each corner. No accumulator either – Just the one on the card
10x Prisoner Get-up (each leg)
15x Squat Jump
30x Monkey Humpers (single count)
10x Donkey Kicks
More Ab work for the 6…

Time to put the toys away! Mosey back to the maintenance building.

Mosey back to the AO, stopping halfway for 10 more BBS OYO

MARY:
Got home 1 minute past curfew… No Mary today.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 PAX today – A Wednesday record according to Booster!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
As most of you know, we’ve been prepping our house for sale. This presents a number of opportunities for… friction. The thing that can grease that friction and keep it from flaring up and causing a fire is Love. Not touchy-feely type of gushy love, but Love that lays down Its life for another. Here’s the description of what love does. Read from The Message because this is a very familiar passage, and sometimes we can gloss over the words when we know them so well…

From 1 Cor. 13 (The Message)
No matter what I say, what I believe, and what I do, I’m bankrupt without love.

Love never gives up.
Love cares more for others than for self.
Love doesn’t want what it doesn’t have.
Love doesn’t strut,
Doesn’t have a swelled head,
Doesn’t force itself on others,
Isn’t always “me first,”
Doesn’t fly off the handle,
Doesn’t keep score of the sins of others,
Doesn’t revel when others grovel,
Takes pleasure in the flowering of truth,
Puts up with anything,
Trusts God always,
Always looks for the best,
Never looks back,
But keeps going to the end.
Love never dies.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Truckin’ to the Pound is this weekend!  Don’t forget to mark your calendars for the F3 Anniversary first weekend in November.

15×30 Doormen + 7×20 Tabata

THE SCENE: Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
WARM-O-RAMA:
5x 30sec warmup sets of Windmills, Side Straddle Hops, Calf raises, Lunges, Cherry pickers,

THA-THANG:

30 Doormen

For 15 minutes, while running around the Performing arts building, do 30 exercises per door on the building.  If you run into stairs anywhere along the way do five burpees with a stair ascent in between each burpee.  If you find that you are the first one in the group, after your current set to 30 go-to the back of the pack.
The 30 exercises are:

  • 10 V-Ups
  • 10 Crunches
  • 10 Cross Toe Touches

720 Tabatas:

Do 20 minutes of Tabata exercises rotating between the following seven exercises:

  • CMU Pull Over
  • Calf Raises
  • Derkins
  • Step Ups
  • Carolina Dry Docks
  • Dips
  • Box Jumps

MARY:
Jailbreak back from CMU drop off.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

1 Corinth 9:24 Run in such a way as to get the prize..

2 Tim 2:4 Join with me in suffering, like a good soldier of Christ Jesus. No one serving as a soldier gets entangled in civilian affairs, but rather tries to please his commanding officer. Similarly, anyone who competes as an athlete does not receive the victor’s crown except by competing according to the rules. The hardworking farmer should be the first to receive a share of the crops.

Phil 3:14 press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus.

Prayer:  Pray for Christian that his visa renewal goes well!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
https://f3knoxville.com/category/announcements/

Mani Pedi at JUCO

THE SCENE: Insert info about the weather, etc.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Baby Arm Circles 10 /10

Tempo Merkins 15

Tempo Squats 20

Claps 10

overhead claps 10

SSH 30
THA-THANG:

Mosey with the flag and a CMU because we can!

Quarter Pounder hold the cheese, 25, 50,75,100 merkins, squats, Mtn Climbers, SSH

Mosey to the Campus police station

Bear Crawl to Heaven 15 ( had a couple of Almost Merlots )

Mosey to the Resource Center

5/1 Burpees to Body Builders

Mosey to TTU Portables

Burpee Broad jump a long freakn way!

Mosey back to the AO

MARY:
Star Gazers
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
20 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Patience is a Virtue
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

3rd F this Sat 830 at Outlook

TTTP  August 25 6-10am  DO IT!!

All Around Day

  • THE SCENE: Warm and muggy and dry
    F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
    WARM-O-RAMA:

    20 SSH
  • 10 Tempo Squats
  • BBAC forward and backwards
  • 10 Windmills
    THA-THANG:
    5 Corners – 20 reps and decrease by 2 each time through the workout
  • Corner 1
    • squats
    • flutter kicks (4 count)
  • Corner 2
    • Merkins
    • LBC
  • Pavilion
    • Table Rows
    • Irkens
  • Corner 3
    • Iron Mikes
    • Mountain Climbers (4 count)
  • Corner 4
    • CDD
    • 1 minute plank

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
30 PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them. Genesis 1:27

  • how would your life look if you went through each day thinking/believing this?  How would your treat other people? neighbors? family? etc.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS:
    Third 5 August 11th

  • CSAUP August 25 – trucking to the pound