F3 Knoxville

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Truck Stop Convergence

THE SCENE: 40 and clear….perfect

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:  (Waxjob)

  • Side Straddle Hop x 25
  • Tempo Merkins x 15
  • Tempo Squats x 15
  • Grady Corns x 31
  • Crabettes x 10

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to the concrete bleachers (Bartman)
    • 11’s on the hill – squat jumps at the bottom / carolina dry docks at the top
  • Mosey to the end of the soccer field (Waxjob)
    • 50% run across the field
    • 75% run back the other direction across the field
    • 100% run across the field 25 v-ups at the other end
    • 100% run back – 25 big boy situps at the other end
    • Tunnel of love
  • Mosey to the bottom soccer field (Bartman)
    • Kraken style run around 6 cones.  Start with 5 burpees, 5 merkins, 5 squats at the first cone, then increase by 5 reps after each lap around the cones.  When you get to the last cone you’ll be doing 30 burpees, 30 merkins, 30 squats.  Time ran out, had to cut this short.
  • String of pearls mosey back to the AO (Waxjob)
    • Monkey humpers facing the road
    • Freddie Mercury by the outhouse
    • Pledge of Allegiance by the flagpole

MARY:  (Waxjob)

  • Boat/canoe while singing row, row, row your boat

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
41 strong!   Snorkel, Waxjob, Brick, Mr. Jinxy, Driftwood, Woodshack, Kickflip, Drive Thru, Curveball, Herbie, Bagman, Mustard, Snitch, Swimmies, Full House, Choir Boy, Gibbler, Tweet-E, Swanson, Cosmo, MC Hammer, Tank, Face Plant, Manilow, Abscess, Cavalier, Poyo, Mermaid, Mailbox, Slag (FNG), Guardrail, Lillydipper, Pele, Butters, Frosty, Sparkler, Moses, Steam, Rosetta, Hammy, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:  (Bartman)
2019 has been a tough year among our F3 brotherhood – we have dealt with illness, injury, death.  In light of that and also in light of the Christmas season I decided to share several scriptures of encouragement to remind us that GOD is ultimately in control and we can find our rest in him.

MOLESKIN:
It’s always fun to have a big group together for a convergence workout – today was not different.   It was great to see many faces I hadn’t seen in a long time.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
3rd F immediately after the workout at Two Rivers church

The Burpily Feud

THE SCENE: Shorts Weather, but for real
WARM-O-RAMA: 

Those tricky SSHs where we do the last 20 in silence to see if everybody can count and stay focused. We came close, but it was 10 burpees for those of us who showed up on time (looking at you High Heels and Cheatsheet). Cherry Picker stay-downs, more baby arm circles than anybody wanted.
THA-THANG:
We moseyed low and slow, like Pele after Beaujolais. QIC stole a trick from the Lillydipper hisself and did some nickel-dime-quarters all the way to the Area 51 dropoff. Everest is for the kind of people who like wet feet and shaky legs; we were not those people.

Whatever else happens today, one thing went just right: 10 PAX came up on 10 CMUs up by the Esplanade construction. PAX choice CMU AMRAP. Question: where’s the only place Cheatsheet’s going to find singles? Answer: Wendy’s. Mans hits the double count every time. Don’t cheat yourself. Fist emoji.

Catch me if you can to the Cloud – thank you Curveball for not catching me the second time.

The Burpily Feud! No uhs, ums, pauses, or repeats.

Have a Nice Day on the 2 count.

My old college roommate Jack Webb showed up. I hate that guy.

Up the Little Hill and yours truly was shot.

MARY:
Who Mary?
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 good ones. Lillydipper, Rooney, Curveball, Choirboy, Abscess, High Heels, Mr Jinxy, Goober, and Cheatsheet, plus YHC.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Sic transit gloria mundi.
MOLESKIN:
Thanks men, for getting me out there again. I would not do any of it without you.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence next week!

#EarnTheBird2019-DP

THE SCENE:  A little past chilly
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • 10 Penalty Burpees (My Bad)
  • SSH IC x 25
  • Windmill IC x 15
  • BA Cir IC x 10
  • Tempo Merkins IC x 10
  • Little bit of this & that
  • Cherry Picker (DP Style) IC x 5

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to the bottom of Plymouth Rock
  • 6:06 AMRAP
  • 16 Turkish Get ups Run to “The Rock” 20 Merkins
  • (It took the Mayflower 66 days to sail to Plymouth Rock in 1620)
  • Mosey around the island to bottom of the steps
  • Battle Buddy up for Dora Style –Partner A does Exercise/Partner B runs to Rock–switch
  • 53 single reps of the Following Exercises (53 – is the number of Pilgrims at the first Thanksgiving)
  • CDD
  • Merkins
  • Bobby Hurley’s
  • Squats
  • Lunges
  • 90 single reps of the following exercises (To represent the 90 Native Americans at the 1st Thanksgiving)
  • American Hammers
  • Flutter Kicks
  • Star Jacks
  • Shoulder Taps
  • OH Claps
  • x3 — The First Thanksgiving lasted Three Days
  • Take a lap around the median after 1 completed round

MARY:

  • Mayberry Punished us with 50 LBC’s, 20ish Gas pumpers, 20ish Hello Dolly’s – 10 merkins OYO for time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Lucky 13 HIM’s
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Thanksgiving the Holiday was 1st put into place by George Washington for day of  “Public Thanksgiving and Prayer”. He called it a day devoted to “the service of that great and glorious Being who is the beneficent Author of all the good that was, that is, or that will be.” Abraham Lincoln made it a Federal Holiday. He called it a national day of “Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens.” — Let’s treat today as our own day of Thanksgiving and Prayer. Start a tradition or start a new one. Enjoy your families.

MOLESKIN:
We didn’t quite make 3 rounds of the Thanksgiving Feast. Mumblechatter was A+ today – You could tell the boys were excited to see Gus. We all thought the world of Tank for coming out in a neckbrace this morning to tough it out with us. Thanks for being brave Tank.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Donations for the Old Folks, Convergence on December 7th

99 Problems

THE SCENE:

35 and slightly gloomy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
LBAC x 15 Forward and Back

15 Imperial Walkers IC

10 tempo Merkins

THA-THANG:
PAX completed 99 reps of the following exercises:

  • Merkins
  • Squats
  • CMU curls
  • LBCs
  • Star Jacks
  • CMU OH press
  • Flutter kicks
  • Rocky Balboa
  • CMU tri extension

MARY:
30 second plank

Hello Dolly x 20 IC

30 second plank

ATMs

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
It’s really easy to focus on a mountain of problems and become overwhelmed. Remember to count the blessings in your life as closely as you count your problems. Chances are your balance sheet looks better than you think.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

10 E See with the Power T?

THE SCENE: Perfect.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSHX 20,  rockettes X 10, tempo Merkins x10
THA-THANG:

Mosey to bottom of Matterhorn. Complete each exercise and then run up to restaurant driveway and back

1) 10 mericans
2) 10 squats
3) 10 dry docks
4) 10 Bobby Hurley’s
5) 10 shoulder touch Merkins
switch to going  down back parking lot to second light pole and back
6) 10 smurf Jacks
7) 10 burpees
8) 10 lunges each leg
9) 10 inch worms
10) 10 iron mikes
switch to  running up the Matterhorn and back
11) 10 curb dips
12) 10 sec one leg holds each
13) 10 wide mericans
14) 10 squat jumps
15) 10 diamond mericans
Mosey to bottom of the rock hill..  at every other light pole do 25reps of (flutters, American hammers, LBCs, box cutters)
then DORA
Partner 1 runs up does 2 burpees,  partner 2 Merkins (200 total)

MARY: 

we gave her attention during the moseys.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

12 PAX

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
““Be dressed ready for service and keep your lamps burning,”
‭‭Luke‬ ‭12:35‬ ‭NIV‬‬
What happens to a dark room when light is brought in. The darkness cannot stop the light. Be a light to others and serve the Lord.
MOLESKIN:

challenge to give our wives extra attention and love this week.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Prayers for la-z-boys wife having procedure, Messi family, junk’s wife praise for Chemo completion, JD Carter (butters son) heart/throat issue, and prayers for our wives and families