F3 Knoxville

The 5:15 Triple Shot

AO: juco
Q: Waffles
PAX: 5K, (Tooth Fairy) Dana Rust, Breadstixx (Sam Tucker), Butterknife, Commission, Dart Gun, Fetch (Joel Moran), Guardrail, HallPass, Noodles (Brian Solmonson), Plaque (John Baxter), Stitch, Survivor (Jared Tharpe), Wanderer, Jonathan Desai, Curveball P (Dave Purcell)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
Warm-up:
> 10 Freddie Mercuries
> 10 tempo merkins
> 10 burpees
> 10 big boys on your own

The Thang:
Mosey to square where pax will team up. While the partner runs a lap around the square, the other will perform the exercise. Partners alternate after 1 lap.
> 100 elevated merkins
> 150 dips
> 200 Baby crunches

Mosey to a different spot

The 5 fifteen triple shot
> 15 Side Straddle Hops
> 1 burpee
> 15 merkins
> 1 burpee
> 15 squats
> 1 burpee
> 15 big boys
> 1 burpee
> 15 shoulder taps
> 1 lap around building

Repeat all 3 times

Mary: ask members of the pax for exercise until 6:15.

COT:
1 Corinthians 4:6-9

Even though we have trials and hardship in life, we are not forsake by God. Temporal trials ate nothing compared to eternal glory.

The Impossible Mile that never happened

THE SCENE: Raining sideways, high wind, and the threat of lightning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Tempo Merks, Tempo Squats, shoulder stretches, stretch on your own, and cherry pickers
THA-THANG:
Today’s workout was an audible and determined 100% by workout dice.  One dice determined the reps, or time to perform exercises, and the other two dice determined the exercises we did.  We took turns rolling, and everyone rolled at least 3 times each.

MARY:
Snow Angels
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Essentially, do hard things.  Life is hard, and you can’t predict exactly when it will be hard, so we prepare ourselves by taking on hard challenges.
MOLESKIN:
Commission’s MIL is on hospice
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CONVERGENCE

Salt and Light, and Heavy

THE SCENE:

Clear, 60 degrees, Near 100% humidity

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH – Morrocan Nightclubs – Imperial Walkers – Tempo Squats – Shoulder Taps (20 OYO) – 5 Burpees OYO

THA-THANG:

Football Mosey to CMU pile. Dropped passes = 2 Burpees for both Thrower/Catcher.

Partner up. Slowsey, taking turns carrying CMU to football field.

At the field, 25 dips on the bleachers.

Partner up at the goalline. 1st partner runs to the 50 yd line and back. 2nd partner begins group of exercises (take turns):

  1. Curls
  2. OHP
  3. Upright Rows
  4. Bench Press
  5. Bent Over Rows
  6. Skull Crushers
  7. Burpees

2 FULL ROUNDS.

MARY:
4 Core exercises: Hello Dolly, Flutter Kicks, 5 Burpees, 45 sec plank, BBS

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I’ve read this often, but lately I’ve heard it on more than a few occasions; The fruit of the Spirit is LOVE, JOY, PEACE, PATIENCE, KINDNESS, GOODNESS, FAITHFULNESS, GENTLENESS and SELF-CONTROL. Against such things there is no law. (Gal 5:22-23). Paul wrote this to churches in Galatia 2000 years ago.

So what does this mean for us, as believers, here today?

I think that so much in scripture can seem redundant and repetitive. We can recite things over and over and believe that they are true. But do they change who we are? We need repetition, don’t we? Isn’t that the point? Isn’t that why we have church services every Sunday? Dont’ we come to F3 3-5 days a week and often do the same exercises? Why?

If you’re going to be good at something, you have to practice. If you’re going to follow Jesus, you have to read about and study who Jesus was. And if you’re going to live by the Spirit, we have to put into practice these exercises…to grow the fruit. We have to look different from the world. A dark world.

In Matthew, Jesus tells his followers that we are the salt and light of the world. “Let your light shine before others so that they may see your good works and give glory to your Father who is in heaven (Matt 5:16). So we do these things, not to make us look good but to reflect and glorify the one who is good.

My challenge for us today is to not only memorize Galatians 5:22-23, but to practice these 9 fruits of the spirit. Know them, think about them every day, and put them into practice.

We are going to fail at these, every day, but the goal here is practice. Practice kindness to those around you. Practice peaceful responses. Practice offering forgiveness to those who harm you. Practice being gentle to your wife. Practice patience with your kids. Practice taking a pause when you feel an urge or desire that you know is not from the Lord. Practice listening to a coworker. Practice love.

The more we practice these things, the more they will become habits and the more we will become like Jesus. And when we mess up, often, we take that opportunity and run to Him. We repent and know that He is trustworthy to forgive us.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence – Shamrock – July 8.

The Return of No Glove Love

THE SCENE: Insert info about the weather, etc.

THE SCENE: 76 degrees and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

cherry pickers, windmills, & quad stretching
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the wall near the pull up bars and stairs

20 lunges & a 30 second wall squat
19 lunges & a 30 second wall squat
repeat to 1/30

Mosey to the stairs
Bernie to the curb and repeat 3X
25 elevated heel squats run to the top of the stairs and do 25 monkey humpers

Mosey to the half wall in the courtyard with some Bernie sprinkled in
repeat until time is called
10 each leg Bulgarian split squats
10 step ups
20 calf raises

Mosey through the courtyard back to the AO
LBC’s in cadence until time expires

Oscar Meyer FNG

A Wet Wednesday

THE SCENE: Mid 60’s and a gentle rain
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Tempo Merkins, Downward dog, Upward Dog, cherry pickers, and a Jane Fonda Demo
THA-THANG:

Four Corners
Battle Buddy up, with someone who is similarly paced
Mosey to each corner and perform exercises at each location, rinse and repeat
Location 1 20 Merkins, 20 curb dips
Location 1a 10 Swing set pullups
Location 2 Grab a CMU, 20 Thrusters, 20 CMU Presses, 20 Curls
Location 3 20 Squats, 20 Lunges, 20 Calf Raises
Location 4 20 Snow Angels, 20 Jane Fondas, 20  LBC’s
We will do one lap together and they go at your own pace

MARY:
3 variations of Jane Fondas until time expired
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Do your priorities match how you spend your time?  Time is arguably our greatest commodity.  It’s easy to say what our priorities in life are, but how we spend our time reflects the true importance.  Does your time spent on life activities reflect your priorities?  If not, how do you reconcile that?  I have teenage daughters that will be moving to college in the next few years.  Spending time with them now is a priority, but why do we waste time on smartphones and social media when the most precious things are right in front of us?  My challenge for myself, and anyone willing to take up the challenge would be to reconcile your goals and priorities against the way you spend time, and see if it is a true reflection, or needs some adjusting.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence planning, F3 in the Nude