F3 Knoxville

Lock Shields with Minivan Centurions

THE SCENE: Warmer than anticipated. Less Wind. Wonderful pre-ruck.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Done. Q took about 15 mins for questions. 

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC x15; LBAC each way IC x10; Little of This, Little of that; Tempo Squats IC x10; Cherry Pickers IC x5 … Grab a CMU and mosey to Thunderdome

THA-THANG:

Tabata+ workout: eight 25-second rounds of an exercise with a 10-second rest between rounds. Field Trip in between rounds.

Exercises:

  • OH Press
    • Field Trip to SkateTown, up & over the wall and back
  • Goblet Squats
    • Field Trip to the entrance to track Burpees x5  
  • Curls
    • Field Trip to SkateTown, up & over the wall and back 
  • Up & Over Merkins
    • Field Trip to the entrance to track Imperial Squat Walkers x5
  • Flutters x2; Hello Dolly x2; Freddie Mercury x2; Georgia Cheerleaders x2
    • Field Trip to SkateTown, up & over the wall and back

MARY:

Mosey back to AO and put up CMUs 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

11 HIMs; 0 FNGs; Welcome Backfire from F3 Chattanooga!

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

When making my Birthday/Christmas list recently for my family, I was browsing the F3 Gear site and noticed a patch with a minivan that said “Minivan Centurion” on it. I thought this was a funny thing that connected that a lot of F3 guys are dads who have to haul their kids around and added it to my list. I also have been getting into the F3 Nation podcasts recently (start listening if you can!). One of the shows mentioned the “Minivan Centurions” and I actually understood where it came from and what it actually means. 

Excerpt from “The Locked Shields of the Minivan Centurions” on the F3Nation website

“I have had the opportunity to workout at a lot of great parks and schools in F3Nation, but I have to admit to being partial to Freedom Park in Charlotte because that is where it all started. Not only is it a great workout location, but it serves the community in a thousand different ways. I probably spend an average of 7 hours a week there in one capacity or another. Go there on a Saturday morning in the Spring or Fall and you will see the parking lots stuffed full of minivans and the fields overrun with kids playing soccer and baseball.

There is so much sweet America there it will make your teeth hurt. When the World is running particularly amuck, a day in Freedom is all I need to keep focused on what we have here, what is worth protecting. The World may be afire, but we have Freedom Brothers. We have Freedom. Is it likewise in every park that is part of F3Nation? I imagine so. That is really why we do this, isn’t it?

One day after soccer, I walked towards the minivan with my daughters when the youngest one asked me why there were never any police officers at Freedom Park. I had never thought about it until that moment, but she was right. I had never seen a police officer patrolling the park. So I answered, “they are probably at other places in Charlotte where they are needed.”

Which prompted her older sister to say, “yeah Sarah, we don’t need them here because we have the daddies.”

Little Sister: “rigggght, we have the daddies to keep us safe at Freedom. The police are at the parks without the daddies.” At that, I kind of looked away so my daughters wouldn’t see the tears in my eyes, and I noticed that I could see about five other F3 guys within nine-iron distance, coaching soccer or cheering their kids on. And I knew there were another 20 F3 men that I couldn’t see from where I was standing. But they were there. It occurred to me that if the bad guys came to Freedom they might have thought it easy pickings because they would see no police on duty. But they would be mistaken. If Evil comes to Freedom it will have the daddies to contend with, and it will not stand a chance. While we might be outnumbered Brothers, we have locked our shields and will keep them locked in the heat of battle.”

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Coats for the Cold, donate to AOs now through Nov. 13th

Brovember Challenge. Link to track your progress in the #brovember2021 Slack channel. 

Descending Ladders and Climbing Walls – Dog Pound 10-28-21

THE SCENE: 46F and cloudy.  No rain though!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Twist back and forth; assorted hammy stretches; forward and backward shoulder rolls; Motivators starting at 5; grab a CMU and suitcase carry to the Skate Park
THA-THANG:

EV1 – “Tabata-like” Ab Circuit – (30sec/15sec) x 2 / 40sec for run to wall and back + recover between rounds

  • R1 – Elbow Plank
  • R2 – Flutter Kick
  • R3 – Freddie Mercury
  • R4 – Dead Bug

EV2 – Descending Ladder

  • Complete exercises 10 through 1 in descending order.  After the last exercise is complete, run to the wall, scale the wall, and either scale the wall again or run around the wall and back to the CMU to begin again with the next rung down the ladder.  Those who did not wish to scale the wall ran to the wall and completed 2 burpees before returning to their CMU.

10 – Squat Thrusters

9 – Deadlifts

8 – Iron Mike (L+R=1)

7 – Bicep 21’s – (21 CMU curl variations in 7’s – 7 from low to mid, 7 from mid to high, and 7 full)

6 – Deadlift

5 – Blockee

4 – American Hammer w/CMU (L+R=1)

3 – Goblet Squat

2 – Over the Top Merkin (Left+Middle+Right=1)

1 – CMU Snatch

MARY:
Suitcase carry CMU’s back to the AO, alternating arms.  Motivators starting at 3
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 – I-Beam, MudPuppy, Junk, Trunk, Mayberry, Snitch, Wagon Wheel, Cottontail, Tonka
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“The best time to plant a tree is 25 years ago.  The second best time to plant a tree to today.”
MOLESKIN:
Be decisive and go after what you want in this life.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Going forward there will be a 25 burpee penalty for all PAX to complete if the flag does not make it to the AO

The Kracken never disappoints

THE SCENE: Insert info about the weather, etc.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Insert information about the warmup.
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the bottom steps. Do exercise and run up steps to Dwayne Johnson.
Exercises are:10 burpees -run up, 20 star jacks, 30 shoulder tap Merkins, 40 squats

Mosey to the backside parking lot for a Kraken.
do exercise and qty then run around perimeter.
exercises are:

  • 20 Merkins
  • 30 squats
  • 40 dry docks
  • 20 lunges
  • 4 round the clock Merkins
  • 20 side lunges
  • 10 inch worms
  • 15 iron Mikes

mosey back to AO doing a few burpees on the way.
circle of pain: one runs around circle jumping over people. Once you get jumped do 5 Merkins. Everyone goes around once. Run some more around the AO

MARY:
10 seconds of dead bugs
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I shared a story about a car accident I saw last night. Three kids were in a rather nice SUV and went off into a ditch. They had been clearly drinking as I smelled alcohol in the car heavily. It was a good opportunity where I could’ve witnessed to the kids but did not. God gives us opportunities that we need to act on.  We also talked about tolerating the sinner but not tolerating the sin. Jesus died as we were still sinners for us, but he did not like sin.
MOLESKIN:
We got to know Aladdin a little better this morning since we had no FNG‘s
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Forgot to mention it, but the Christmas party is coming up. RSVPs are needed to judge Judy

We could have done 50 burpees

THE SCENE: Perfect.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

warmup stuff
THA-THANG:
Mosey just past the “boat” Complete the menu. Run lap after each exercise and number of reps.

  • 10 burpees -run lap
  • 20 inch worms-run lap
  • 30 squat jumps-run lap
  • 40 Merkins -run lap
  • 50 squats-run lap

mosey to the Backbone. Do exercise qty and run up to cone and back

  • 10 pull ups
  • 20 knee ups
  • 30 second hold
  • 40 bar taps (jumps)
  • 50 flutter kicks

mosey back to AO doing a couple 20yd sprints on the way.

MARY:
Lots of Freddie mercurys, marge Simpsons, And side crunches
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
we talked about being one with our wives. We take care of our bodies and we take care of ourselves, our wives are part of us. We need to respect our wives and take care of them as we take care of ourselves.
MOLESKIN:
Good to have cottontail back.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Christmas party