F3 Knoxville

Tag: Curveball

[bluegrass-pm-otb] Discount Dora

AO: bluegrass-pm-otb
Q: Lightweight
PAX: Sparkler, Steam, Pusher, Brick, Finger Lickin’, The Situation, Down Under, Curveball
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
It was super hot so the warm up utilized slow stretching movements.
Ssh
Abe Vigoda
Tempo merkin
Tempo Squats
Cherry pickers

THE THANG:
Rd 1. Coupon Dora
100 x Curls
200 × presses
300 x rows or Swings
Partner ran to sign and did 2x burpees

Rd 2. No coupon Dora
100 x Incline merkins
200 x lbc
300 x squats
Wmd merkin at sign on run, dropped this hal way through.

Fellowship Mosey with coupons back toward AO
Stopped for Merkin ring of fire

MARY:
🍒 pickers, imp. Walkers, ssh

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
westhills-ruck-otb launch Monday, 0700 start.
asylum-pm special football themed beatdown
This AO kicks off Wednesday!
Mud run Saturday, need water and people if they want to come out

COT:
Leadership. God called on Joshua to lead after Moses’s death. Joshua 1:9, God told Joshua to be Strong, Courageous, and Faithful.

Earn the moniker of a man

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Piston
PAX: Crash Dummy, Piston, Brick, Lilydipper, Lizzy, Dain Bramage (Will Olson), Colonel (Alex Wallace), Pele (Jon Lindberg), Curveball, Drum Major, Rooney(Carl Whipple), Fist Bump, Josh Hughes aka Gargoyle
FNGs: 1 Josh Hughes aka Gargoyle
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: Projectovators, Tennessee Rockin Chairs, Squats, Merkins, Cherry Pickers, Shoulder Burn

THE THANG:
Divide into 2 groups rotating between two workouts
Workout 1:
15 minute AMRAP
8 Burpees
9 Heels to heaven
73 SSH

Workout 2:
15 Minute AMRAP:
10 Merkins
17 Shuttle Runs
51 Squats

MARY: 2 Minutes of Undertakers

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Someone needs to pick up a Q; named FNG Gargoyle.

COT: To earn the moniker of man, regardless of age, we are called by God to do 3 things: work, protect, and love.

God called Adam to do this, even before sin entered the world. It is a man’s responsibility and duty to earn that moniker daily.

[bluegrass-pm-otb] Q101 at Bluegrass

AO: bluegrass-pm-otb
Q: Pele (Jon Lindberg) , Steam
PAX: Pusher, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Down Under, Curveball, The Situation, Dain Bramage (Will Olson), Splinter, Short Bus
FNGs: 2 Splinter, Short Bus
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
Steam started things off, explaining the disclaimer, the five core principles of F3, its credo, and a demonstration of warm-up exercises with various cadences and counts, including SSH, Merkins, and Man Makers.

THE THANG:
Steam took us down to the track to do 11s with Merkins at one end and Butterfly sit ups, then passed it over to Pele.

Pele led the PAX on a mosey to the back parking lot of the school and talked about some of the finer points of planning and structuring a workout. Then we did a Quarter Pounder (four cones, do 25 Merkins at first, 50 Squats and second, 75 Mountain Climbers at third, and 100 SSH at last, returning back to first cone each time).

Moseyed back to flag, demonstrating a Wagon Wheel to let the 6 catch up. Did DORAs on the sloped road with one partner running down to a tree, doing 5 SSH, then returning with partner doing exercises, then switch off. Exercises were 50 Carolina Dry Docks, 50 Jump Squats before we ran out of time.

Mosey to flag.
MARY:
Did some Core exercises to demonstrate how the Mary can be used to fill up the time until the 45 minutes are over.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Talked about how the Word and Prayer are often the biggest barriers for guys Q’ing the first time. Discussed the fact that this doesn’t have to be a long speech, or something terribly impressive, just speak from the heart, be positive and encouraging, and you’ll be just fine. Steam led us out with prayer.

[bluegrass-pm-otb] It’s Hotter When The Sun’s Out

AO: bluegrass-pm-otb
Q: Curveball
PAX: Curveball, Pusher, Down Under, Dain Bramage (Will Olson), Lightweight, Finger Lickin’
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
SSH – 18
Baby Arm Circles Forward/Backward – 10 each
Chinooks – Tried two variations – 5 each
Cherry Pickers – 3
Rockettes – 10

THE THANG:
Bolt 45s (The Colt 45s of legs)
15 squats full standing position down to halfway position.
15 from halfway down position to full squat position and return up to halfway position
Finish off with 15 full squats or jump squats.
Toe Merkins on Staircase to track.

The Cooper – Mini (1/2 lap at track instead of full laps)
10 burpees, 10 Squats, then 10 Merkins. ½ lap track. Then 9,9, 9 of same. Count down to 1.

Mosey to path by 1st base at ball field.
Working towards fence by road. Five points of contact. Do 1 rep of each. Mosey back up to path. Increase rep count by 1 each time around.
Path – Big Boy Sit-ups,
Concrete Slab – Biceps push-ups,
Swings – pull-ups,
Mulch Barrier – Dips,
Fence – Monkey Humpers.
MARY:
10 4-count American Hammers
30 LBCs.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dad Camp this weekend.

Prayers for Lizzy and other hurting brothers.
Windex and his daughter.
Those brothers looking for betterment in their careers.

COT:
As some of you know, I’m the executor or my parent’s estate. It sucks. My biggest issue, the one that literally keeps me awake at night, is trying to keep my brother and sister happy. We all started on the same page. But this process has become all about my siblings. And I never think of myself. Which is wrong.
How many of you like this workout? I DON’T CARE. I had fun and pushed myself. I have to learn to take that approach to things. I’m not saying be selfish. Or an ass. But sometimes you have to be selfish. You need to think of yourself.

Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner. Lao Tzu
The only thing wrong with trying to please everyone is that there’s always at least one person who will remain unhappy. You. Elizabeth Parker

The Slappy 420

AO: shamrock
Q: slappy
PAX: Eliza, Toretto, Dumpster Dive, Curveball, Anchorman, LeBling, Crawlspace, Free Fall (Justin Whitaker), Oscar Meyer, slappy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
– Warm up run in circle (shuffle, butt kickers, and high knees
– SSH
– Arm Circles
– Moroccan night clubs
– Cherry Pickers
– Runner Stretch
– 5 Merkins

THE THANG:
We did this 4x:
25 Merkins
25 Squats
25 Big Boys
25 SSHs
5 Burpees
1 lap around track but we made our way through the stadium steps

MARY:
-nope

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
-Marine Mud Run

COT:
Lots going on in the news lately. Here’s a couple verses that came to mind: