F3 Knoxville

Toby Keith Tribute

AO: shamrock
Q: slappy
PAX: Mermaid, Curveball, LeBling, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
10 project-o-vators
10 Grady corns
Twistys
Cherry pickers
10 Tempo squats
10 Tempo merkins

THE THANG:
Ran around the building and came back to the school entrance cover. About 25 cards w various exercises were space out in a big circle. We started on a different card and went around the circle doing 10 of each. After round 1 we ran around the building and started round 2. We flipped the cards to find new exercises to do. Same thing again. 10 of each then ran around the building. Final round was 5 each of whichever side you preferred then pick up the card for clean up. Then mosey back to flag. We listened to Toby Keith’s greatest hits the whole time. I forgot to bring Red Solo cups for a prop. Next time I’m gonna do this.

MARY:
1 min plank hold till 615

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
-Big ball converg this weekend
-Escape from Haw Ridge 4-5-24

COT:
Toby Keith died last week of stomach cancer. He had become one of my favorites over the past 20 years or so. He was big, fun, and talented. He loved America and Soldiers. Go listen to the greatest hits, he was fun. He will be missed.

I was moved by the way his daughter responded to his death. She of course recognized his talent and that they would miss him badly. More importantly she was thankful to have a dad that was always there and present for her and she took comfort in knowing that because of his faith he is now with Jesus.

So with this in mind I asked what will your legacy be? Will your legacy of a father, husband, son, or friend be appreciated or regrettable? Do you leave a legacy of faith in Jesus for others to follow? Death appears to be all around us and it’s coming for us all. What will people say about you? What are the most important things?

You vs You

AO: shamrock
Q: KickFlip
PAX: Mermaid, Anchorman, Voodoo, Curveball, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Commission, Stitch, KickFlip
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: RFTS/LIH, Up/Down Dogg, shoulder taps, run on the football field.

THE THANG: Partner up. max merkins in 1 min. max BBS in 1 min. Record scores. 2-mile run. Record times.

MARY: Mountain climbers, big booties (or something like that – it was Anchorman’s call).

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: To be a HIM, F3 promotes the idea of “Living Third”. Live for God first, family second, and self third. It seems a paradox, but one of the best ways you can love your family is to serve them second – and put God and your faith first. A selfless and sacrificial love for your family comes from a 1) pure heart, 2) good conscience, and 3) sincere faith (1 Tim 1:5). Seek those things first – and then you will be able to serve and love your family out of abundance. Putting your family second to God – prioritizing your faith and heart and virtue – is loving your family BETTER than putting them first.

Prayers for Eliza’s wife, Megan – for Anchorman’s travel – for Mermaid’s friend, Adam.

Bro Love

AO: shamrock
Q: Anchorman
PAX: Stitch, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Honeydew, Oscar Meyer, Swifty, The Situation, Dumpster Dive (Brad Burnette), Curveball, KickFlip, Mermaid, Anchorman, Dos Años
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
Run in circles

Side shuffle then reverse

High knees

Butt kicks

Tie Fighters X10

Cherry Pickers x5

Smurf Jacks (IC) 4 CT x 10

Stretch quads, runners, downward dog, cobra
THE THANG:
Mosey to rock pile

Grab 2 rocks

Butterflies – 60 seconds

Twinkletoes with rocks held out – 60 seconds

Butterflies – 60 seconds

Curb squats – rocks out in front – 60 seconds

Butterflies – 60 seconds

Drop the rocks and mosey to the CMU pile
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Stop halfway for 25 curb dips and 25 Merkins
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CMU push pull or drag sale

AMRAP: CMU bench press, curls, rows, triceps: while 1 man drags 2 CMUs around the circle to hand off to the next guy. Modify to farmer carry if you want.

Pull-up bars and swing set pulls

One more round of 25 curb dips and 25 Merkins

MARY:
Dealers choice
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
Slappy asked us if we really believe that God loves us. He asked us to dwell on that and what it means.
What came to my mind was my experience the day before on Sunday at church. We had communion and I walked down like we do once a month. For some reason I was flooded with a wow moment. I was just shocked and honored that Jesus wanted me to come have this special fellowship with him. I was invited to this? It wasn’t so much an “I’m not worthy shameful” feeling, but I just felt honored to be invited to his table.

So that was Slappy’s word and I really appreciated his thought provoking words.

I want to talk real quick about another love. Brotherly love. Loving your neighbor.
This group of men and what you guys display. I feel honored to be invited and welcomed into this circle of awesome dudes.

I’m naturally prone to hang back in the shadows and could easily slip away from a group. When I started to consistently show up for F3 years ago I already played it out in my head that I would probably just do this for a while and then casually slip away.

Then Judge Judy said “Hey Anchorman, when you are going to sign up to Q” I was like, oh crap, I stayed too long. Then I lead my 1st and I freaking loved it.

To further keep me from leaving I could rattle off countless men at Shamrock that consistently reached out to me and made me feel like I belonged here. I have witnessed so many examples of love thy neighbor at this location. So, thank you guys for living that out! Let’s keep it up.

Jingle Bell SHAMRock

AO: shamrock
Q: Stitch
PAX: Dumpster Dive (Brad Burnette), Anchorman, Mermaid, Commission, Eliza, Rocket, Base Salary, The Situation, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Voodoo, Baby Boomer, Curveball, Skidmark, slappy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:
SSH
Tempo Squats
Hairy Rockettes
Grady Corns
Friendship Merkins x 10 (partner up)

THE THANG:
Football Mosey to the Jesus statue and reconnect with your partner

One partner begins an unnumbered set of the following while the other moseys around the first block and back. Switch roles until each of the 6 are complete…

Merkins
Squats
Burpees
Flutter Kicks
Tricep Dips
Shoulder Taps

Football Mosey to the Coupon pile.

Same partners. Grab 1 CMU per team and begin an unnumbered set of the following while partner moseys to the far lot curb. Switch roles until each of the 4 are complete…

Curls
Overhead Press
Upright rows
Bench style press (on your back)

Slowsey back to back lot. Line up and did 2 mins of Welsh Dragon (Merkin, Shoulder Taps, Plank Jack, Bear Crawl. Repeat but add one rep after each Bear Crawl forward).

Football mosey back to the COT

MARY:
Pickle Pointers
Hello Dolly
Freddie Mercuries
Jane Fondas
Pickle Pounders
LBCs

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
No Christmas Day workout. Back on Tuesday for ShamRuck

COT:
With Christmas coming Monday, I recently stopped to think about this holiday, why we celebrate it, and what it means to me vs. what it used to mean for me.

I grew up a Christian but wouldn’t say I lived in a Christian home. We went to church, we professed our belief in Jesus as our Savior, and we prayed at the dinner table. That was maybe the extent of it.

I bring this up because at Christmastime, I recall more about trees, lights, presents, and Santa Claus than I do about the real meaning behind Christmas. Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. It’s in the NAME! If you are a Christian, then you recognize Jesus as the Christ (anointed one) or Immanuel, God with us (Matt 1:23). Not only God with us but God’s rescuer for us. This is the truer and much better Santa. There is no “better watch out, better not cry”, or you don’t get what you want. His message is so much better. Jesus invites our brokenness and our struggles. He offers us grace and mercy and eternity with Him. He’s worthy of our celebration and worship.

Hebrews 1:1–2 says, “Long ago, at many times and in many ways, God spoke to our fathers by the prophets, but in these last days he has spoken to us by his Son, whom he appointed the heir of all things, through whom also he created the world.” The creator of all things! God with us!

The “most wonderful time of the year” is God’s ultimate gift to humanity: Jesus, the uncreated Creator. Jesus, the one of whom we sing, “Hail the Heaven-born Prince of Peace! Hail the Sun of Righteousness! Light and life to all he brings. Risen with healing in his wings.” This IS the Christmas story. Make it about Him!

Baby, It’s Cold Outside

AO: shamrock
Q: Eliza
PAX: Curveball, Eliza, slappy, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: SSH, Hairy Rockettes, Calf Raises, Cherry Pickers, Grady Corns

THE THANG:

mosey the long way to the picnic tables.

3 exercises; step ups, derkens, dips
-sets of 12,10,8,6,4,2

Slowzy to CMUs
– Grab 2 CMUs, starting in front of the bus do 25 bench press and 25 curls. MURDER BUNNY MERKEN TO THE RAMP. Do 25 American Hammers and 25 two count flutters. Suitcase carry back. Repeat exercises at each end but switch up MOT from Farmer Carry/suitcase carry/rifle carry.

Mosey to field entrance: 11s from gate to covered entrance to school – squats and rocky balboas

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: flag handoff at Shamruck, polar bear plunge, Shamrock Christmas party Friday after beatdown

COT: Leave no man behind. Check on your buddies and those that have been MIA. People want to feel loved and cared about.