F3 Knoxville

Not Meant To Arrive!!

AO: juco
Q: Butterknife
PAX: Wanderer, Windex, Data, Commission, Mailbox, Butterknife, Dart Gun, Lil’ Spice, 5K, Trash Panda (JUCO), Fetch, Booster, Miss Fire, Love Shaq
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP:
Side straddle hop in cadence  20
6 Windmills in cadence
10 squats
5 sparring merkins
Line up in the curb. Run 2 lines do a burpee.
Run back to the start do a burpee. 3 x’s
10 Slow Freddy Mercury’s (opposite shoulder to opposite knee)

THE THANG:

Run two lines and do 5 sparring merkins (opposite knee to opposite elbow). Repeat across the lot.

Run two lines and do 10 single count slow Freddy Mercury’s (opposite shoulder to opposite knee). Repeat across the lot.

Run two lines and do 5 Peter Parker merkins. Repeat across the lot.

Run two lines and do 20 single count flutter kicks. Repeat across the lot.

Walking lunges to first line. Leap frog to the next. Bear crawl to the next.
Repeat across the lot.

Mosey to the top of JUCOManjaro with the person in the back sprinting to the front.

20 flutter kicks
20 BBS
10 ct stargazers 💫

Mosey back to the flag. Jailbreak in the parking lot.

MARY:
Crunchy Frogs 🐸
Sidestep lunging side to side and reaching for your toes.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
NMTA Not Meant To Arrive
There are 4 Pillars of arrival:
Can’t arrive. This is a negative mindset. You don’t believe in yourself and we need to fix that immediately.

Has arrived. You’ve made it, now what?
You’re not trying anymore. Afraid to take chances, because you might lose the title. Do not stop. Continue to set goals!

Will arrive. Once XYZ happens, then I’ll be happy. There are people sitting in nursing homes right now, still waiting on XYZ.

Not meant to arrive. This is where we should all strive to be! Become the next best version of yourself. Enjoy the journey just as much if not more than destination.
My development has no end. There is always more to learn, always more to do, and you can learn from every situation and everyone.

Be “Blissfully Unsatisfied!” Brothers!

”Take delight in the Lord, and he will give you your heart’s desires.“
‭‭Psalms‬ ‭37‬:‭4‬ ‭NLT‬‬

Ending 2023 on a High Note

AO: juco
Q: Data
PAX: Guardrail, Dart Gun, Windex, Data, Bootleg
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARM-O-RAMA:
Reach for the sky & let it hang
Abe Vigodas
Moroccan Nightclubs
Motivators
TN Rocking Horses
ONE THANG: JUCOmanjaro!
Mosey to the first cul-de-sac
Sprint 2 hash marks, perform a static core exercise until the 6 arrives, count to 10
Lunge 1 hash mark…
Bear crawl 1 hash mark…
Bernie 1 hash mark…
Repeat ’till the summit
ANOTHER THANG: Kraken!
12 cones in a circle… do 23 reps of a listed exercise… run around the circle… and advance to the next cone:
Jump Squats
BBS
Merkins
Iron Mikes (1ct)
Carolina Dry Docks
Flutter Kicks (2ct)
Monkey Humpers
Imperial Walkers
Burpees
Mountain Climbers (2ct)
Bobby Hurleys
Plank Jacks
MARY:
Quick run to trees for some last minute pull-ups
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
We will meet on New Year’s Day!
COT:
christianscholars.com/the-meaning-of-technology/
The Bible is full of examples of men using the precious resources around them to do things that serve themselves or that bring God glory. Something to think about as we prepare for a new year. What are we going to do with our precious resources (time, talents, money, etc.) in 2024?!?

Shalom in the Gloom

AO: juco
Q: Lil’ Spice
PAX: Dart Gun, Windex, Stitch, Wanderer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
Motivators
Dive bombers
Cherry pickers
Baby arm circles forward and backwards
Windmills
30 seconds OYO

THE THANG:
Mosey to top of sophomore hill. 
11s between the handrail and trailers. Merkins and rows. 

Mosey around parking lot to stadium hill.

11s on freshman hill. Squats at the top and 4-count flutter kicks at the bottom. 

Mosey to duck pond with some Hello Dolly along the way. Welsh dragons up the hill. 

MARY:
Flutter kicks until time.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
No workout on Christmas day.

COT:
Shalom in the gloom…

In the book Not the Way It’s Supposed to Be: A Breviary of Sin, Christian author Cornelius Plantinga described the biblical concept of shalom:

The webbing together of God, humans, and all creation in justice, fulfillment, and delight is what the Hebrew prophets call shalom. We call it peace but it means far more than mere peace of mind or a cease-fire between enemies. In the Bible, shalom means universal flourishing, wholeness and delight – a rich state of affairs in which natural needs are satisfied and natural gifts fruitfully employed, a state of affairs that inspires joyful wonder as its Creator and Savior opens doors and welcomes the creatures in whom he delights. Shalom, in other words, is the way things ought to be.

Fine. I’ll do it.

AO: shamruck
Q: Eliza
PAX: Anchorman, Tonka, Photograph, The Situation, Crawlspace, Voodoo, Mermaid, Eliza, Oscar Meyer, Dart Gun, Dumpster Dive, Chef Boyardee
FNGs: 1 Chef Boyardee
COUNT: 12
Some rucked. Some ran. Some got lost.

Leave no man behind, but leave no man where you find him.

Short Circuit

AO: juco
Q: Butterknife
PAX: Noodles, 5K, Butterknife, Dart Gun, Mailbox, Erector, Guardrail, hound dog, Windex
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
SSH, Cherry Pickers, Fighter Merkins, Windmills, Squats

THE THANG:
Line up with the person in front falling off for 2 burpees to circuit

Fighter Merkins
Curls w/ CMU
Tris w/ CMU
Agility Ladder drills
Thrusters w/ med ball
Flutter kicks
Kettlebell Swings 35lb
Mountain Climbers
SSH
BBS on stability ball
Man makers w/ 20 lb dumbbells
Walking Lunges

Do the exercise at your station and switch stations after 45 seconds running all of the stations and stopping at the next.

Mosey to the colosseum. Bear crawl to the top do two burpees.

Run stairs to pull up bars. 5 pull ups an 20 flutter kicks (2ct). x3

Mosey back to the flag stopping for some a couple of sets of Double Merkins with one set of Striders.

MARY:
No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Rampart Starfish is tomorrow
COT:

“When we were utterly helpless, Christ came at just the right time and died for us sinners. Now, most people would not be willing to die for an upright person, though someone might perhaps be willing to die for a person who is especially good. But God showed his great love for us by sending Christ to die for us while we were still sinners.”
‭‭Romans‬ ‭5‬:‭ 6-8‬

There is nothing that you could ever do to make God love you less, and there is nothing that you could ever do to make God love you more. Let me repeat that.