F3 Knoxville

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shooting from the hip

THE SCENE: Phone said 16*, feels like 6*.  Channeled my inner Crawdad and rocked shorts (though I had 5 layers up top).  Wind was colllddddd
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
BAC forward IC
BAC backward IC
Tempo squats IC
SSH IC
THA-THANG:
Mosey out of start point and toward amphitheater.  Run to the top of the backside of the theater to try to hide from the wind. One round of leg blasters, exercises done with no break:
15 air squats
20 lunges (10 each leg)
10 jump squats

Followed by a half round of Amazon shoulder smokers:
25 overhead claps on 4 count, pick the cherries and put them in the bucket x3, then another 25 overhead claps on 4 count.  Amazon is the only person with the superpower to go to 100 on 4 count with no rest, can’t do it don’t Q it, so we stop at 50.  Mosey down and across the pedestrian bridge and over to the Big Ball stairs for some 11’s.

Start with one jump squat at the bottom, run to the top of the stairs and do 10 hand release merkins.  Keep going through 11’s routine until our legs were made of jello.  Recover and 10 count.

Mosey back to the pedestrian bridge and do Lieutenant Dan’s across the bridge.  Four lunges, one burpee, until you reach the other side.  Short mosey to the bottom of the amphitheater.  One group of 2 and one of 3.

One partner does dips on the benches at the bottom, the other partner sprints up the hill and does 5 pull ups on the rails at the top.  Return to the bottom and flapjack with your partner.  3 rounds for each partner.

Mosey back to the start point for Mary.

MARY:
Box cutters IC
Boat/canoe ring of fire
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Frostbitten 5: Dinger, Filter, Swanson, Vertigo, Abort
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Scheduled Q did not show up, so I did not have a word prepared.  I just did the Pantene method and rinsed and repeated my word from Saturday about reaching out to someone you haven’t spoken to and rebuild a bridge.  Vertigo spoke about the value of lives of all ages, and hope that the man who left a note to his family had a change of heart and will be found alive in the mountains.

The Stairs to Mordor

THE SCENE: Mid-30s. Cloudy. No sign of Orcs.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x25

Baby Arm Circles (up and down) x15 ea

LBC x15 OYO

Merkins x15 OYO
THA-THANG:
Frodo Run (modified Indian run) with the One Ring (a hula hoop) being held overhead by the PAX in front. Handoff as 6 makes his way up. Run from AO to top of the Stairs to Mordor (back side of the Hill along Estabrook Road up to Middle Drive).

Fly You Fools! – PAX were instructed that anytime they saw a car or anytime they felt like it to shout “Fly you fools!” and everyone would stop to do 10 overhead claps. This happened a few times to and from the AO.

Top of the Stairs to Mordor

  • Partner up for some Dora ladder – 1 partner works out at the top while 1 partner runs down the stairs and back up.
    • 150 LBC
    • 150 Merkins
    • 150 Mountain Climbers
    • 150 Squat Jumps
    • 75 Mountain Climbers
    • 75 Merkins
    • 75 LBCs (cut for time)

Frodo Run back to the AO with some Fly You Fools interspersed en route.

MARY:
~15 burpees for ~1 minute to close it out.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Reverb, Dinger, Quarantine, The Voice, Cowbell, Passport, Sunshine, Scope, Filter
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Quote from Gandalf in the Return of the King – “It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till. What weather they shall have is not ours to rule”.

Be good. Do good. Leave it better than you found it.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None.

Rock piles and cathedrals

THE SCENE: 29 actual temp, 23 feels like temp. Shorts weather!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • 6 count squat (not tempo)
  • 6 count shoulder tap
  • Merkins on 4 count
  • SSH (varied pace)

THA-THANG:

“Bro I’m cold” rule in effect for durarion – I call out person when I’m cold and we do 5 burpees. Person I call out must call six count cadence. They then nominate the next person when they’re cold – or want to be a jerk.

Mosey out of SP toward amphitheater. Stop at back part of amphitheater for 10 eight count merkins, 10 jump squats. Sprint the hill and hold squat waiting for the 6. Continue mosey to church parking lot for rock PT.
  • Curls x15
  • Thrusters x10
  • Offset merkins x10
  • 10 meter duck walk and back
  • Overhead squats x 10
  • Overhead press x15
  • Hammers x10 (4ct)
Escalator style. Between each iteration run and touch the church and come back. Pick up next exercise and work back through beginning with curls.
Mosey back to SP.

MARY:

  • Iron cross IPTBAW. Last man standing picks next exercise and count, calls cadence but only does half the reps. Careless wins, calls out 30 Edward scissor-legs. Like a boss, does them all instead of stopping at 15.
  • Low plank on elbows IPTBAW. Run out of time with most PAX still holding, so we all win.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 strong, 1 visitor from Charlotte and 1 first time baller from Dog Pound: Reverb, Amazon, Passport, Dingar, Brooks, Duggar, Filter, Careless, Cowbell, Swanson, JPEG, Abort
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral.”  Go about your day viewing things not the way the are, but the could be if you applied impact to them.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill OCR coming up in May. I want us to have minimum one team, hopefully two. We also will be building an obstacle, details to follow.

The Volunteer Express

THE SCENE: Sunny, warm, clear eyes, full heart, can’t lose.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Welcome to F3: Fitness – Fellowship – Faith. My name is Steam & I’ll be your QIC (Q In Charge) this morning. I am not a professional, you are here on your own volition. I don’t know any injuries you may or may not have so if you need to modify any of the exercises we do this morning feel free to do so but push yourself and those around you. thanks for coming out this morning men, let’s go to work.

WARM-O-RAMA:

Squat-Bender: 15 x 4 in cadence

Cherry-Picker(arms not legs): 30 x 4 in cadence

Imperial Walker: 15 x 4 in cadence

SSH: 15 x 4 in cadence

Modified Burpee (Army Burpee): 15 x 4 in cadence

THA-THANG:
Mosey to Pass Underneath Neyland Stadium

  • AO –> color stairs parking lot –> secret pass up to UT (bridge over water) –> Under Neyland
  • “The Neyland Express”
    • underneath Neyland
    • Gates 1-7 = burpee ladder
    • Gate 1 = 1 burpee
    • Gate 2 = 2 burpees
    • Gate 3-7…follow suit until PAX get done after Gate 7
      • hold plank after Gate 7 until all PAX recovers
    • Mosey to Neyland Parking Garage
    • 6 Poles (start @ farthest one from TBA – Thompson Boling Arena)
    • 6 Poles = 6 Rounds
    • Assemble battle buddy teams
    • Round 1
      • BB1 runs to pole 1 — executes 5 squats
      • BB2 executes flutter kicks until relieved
      • when done with Round 1 – hold the plank until all PAX recovers
    • [ 10 SSHs + 10 count rest ]
    • Round 2
      • BB1 runs to pole 2 — executes 10 squats
      • BB2 executes BBSs until relieved
      • When done with Round 2 – hold the plank until all PAX recovers
    • [ 10 SSHs + 10 count rest ]
    • Round 3
      • BB1 runs to pole 3 — executes 15 squats
      • BB2 executes flutter kicks until relieved
      • When done with Round 3 – hold the plank until all PAX recovers
    • [ 10 SSHs + 10 count rest ]
    • Round 4
      • BB1 runs to pole 4 — executes 20 squats
      • BB2 executes BBSs until relieved
      • When done with Round 4 – hold the plank until all PAX recovers
    • [ 10 SSHs + 10 count rest ]
    • Round 5
      • BB1 runs to pole 5 — executes 25 squats
      • BB2 executes flutter kicks until relieved
      • When done with Round 5 – hold the plank until all PAX recovers
    • [ 10 SSHs + 10 count rest ]
    • Round 6
      • BB1 runs to pole 6 — executes 30 squats
      • BB2 executes 10 incline/decline/regular merkins
        • 10 seconds of rest in between each style merkin
        • Rinse&Repeat until Round 6 is done
    • [ 10 SSHs + 10 count rest ]
    • BLAST ROCKY TOP BECAUSE GO VOLS
    • Mosey back under Neyland –> back side of UT –> up into WFP –> AO
    • BLAST FINAL COUNTDOWN & EYE OF THE TIGER THROUGH BLUETOOTH SPEAKERS

MARY:
3.17 miles covered total
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 PAX — Preacher, Dugger, Careless, Passport, Red Writer, Quarantine, Rousey, Dinger, Steam
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

3 of Pat Summitt’s Maxims

  1. Take Full Responsibility
    1. Of your life – all aspects
  2. Make hard Work Your Passion
    1. Idk what you’re passionate about but don’t give it up. Know why you’re working hard though. identify your “why”
  3. Make Winning Your Attitude
    1. Make Christ-driven winning your attitude everyday
      MOLESKIN:
      Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
      ANNOUNCEMENTS:
      Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Curling and jumping

THE SCENE: Fantastic

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:
Mosey around the outhouse, grab a good sized pee rock, disclaimer along the way

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the tennis courts

  • Hand stand Merkins
  • 20 curls
  • x3

Mosey to the soccer field for the following

  • High knees
  • Side to side
  • Bear Crawl
  • Lunges
  • Bernie Sanders
  • Broad jumps
  • Gorilla Walk
  • Sprint
  •  x 20 Merkins on one end
  • x 20 CMU curls on the other end

Mosey back to the rock pile

  • Wheel barrow
  • Leap frog
  • Partner carry
  • Partner drag

Mosey to the AO for the final beatdown

  • Tabata of the following exercises
  • Iron mikes
  • Lizard hops
  • Tuck jumps
  • Donkey kicks
  • x 30, 20 seconds of work, 10 seconds of rest

MARY:
We didn’t have time for Mary

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I spent 5 days on a road trip with my 8 year old son, and while I thought I would teach him a lot of things, he is the one that taught me some stuff.  I wish we could all see the world through an 8 year old’s eyes.  The things we see everyday and ignore or take for granted, or don’t give God credit for are amazing.  I know I don’t always say the right things, do the right things, or take the time to just let God work in me and let me see His creation as He intended.  But seeing it through my sons eyes I do get to see it.  I encourage each of you to go out and see the world better, treat the world better, and make the world better.

MOLESKIN:
Our man Steam ventured into the Dog Pound for the first time and brought an FNG Dinger along with him.  Glad to have you both in the gloom.