F3 Knoxville

3 rounds of 3 rounds

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Tropicana, P3, Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Gibbler, TRC/Crab legs, @Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: tie fighters and squat and merkins

THE THANG: mosey to oval for a variety of merkins, squats and abs with running to a fantastic destination for up downs and dealers choice at muscle beach and finish with squat suicides.

MARY: mixed in with everything else

ANNOUNCEMENTS: haw ridge and brolunch with Matlock (Bill Maddox)buying become loves us so much. Prayers for Hands family.

COT: God is working in and around us even though we lack the big picture. Come back tomorrow

FriYay

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Double Wide, Backflow (Wesley Hunt), P3, Bunny, Rainbow, Sawdust, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Gibbler, Tropicana, @Patty Melt
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: some SSH and parking lot warmups with super Mario and karaoke and toy soldier

THE THANG: baseball field with 5 rounds of merkins and squats and flutter kicks. Then some dips and irkins and dirkins and step ups and then baby Everest because Matlock (Bill Maddox) requested. Cosmo 2and Hot Tub (John Muller) bailed because of sore legs.

MARY: no time for her today

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Nehemiah 3. Next to and after. What legacy are we building and who are we working together with each day

Little fun, little work

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cosmo 2
PAX: Double Wide, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Charmin (John Willis), Gibbler, Coolio (Greg Fox), Rainbow, Code Brown, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: SSH, tie fighters, tempo merkins, BBQ squats

THE THANG: at the overlook, exercises at the bottom and at the top near the stairs.

Merkins/flutter kicks
Squats/hello Dollie’s
Lunges/American Hammers
Burpees/big boys
CDDs/lbcs
Bulgarian squats/plank
Glute bridges/pickle pounders

Trip up and down Everest

MARY: none

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Parable of the Sadhu-faith provides that our call to service will not always be convenient. Often, we must do more than what is convenient.

The cure for a weekend

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Gibbler, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Double Wide, Rainbow, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Farley, Hands, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Patty Melt (Parker Greene), Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
Look I fartsacked on Saturday and missed an epic sledding Q, and my weekend only got lazier from there. I didn’t even bother to check the mail. The goal of today’s Q was to get as much work in as we could without overdoing it.

Secondary goal was to give F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom) the gift of early completion for the day, and we would have succeeded wildly if not for the fact that F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom) was, for all we know, in bed, or doing burpees alone while listening to James Clear podcasts.

My intent was to lightly warm shoulders, not blast them this time, but when I start yapping I lose track of time, so you’re welcome. We warmed up, we guaranteed 10 years of life for all in attendance (you’re welcome again), we moseyed, we hit Cardiac pretty hard, we did 106 burpees.

There was some invented controversy, entirely predictable, as to the timing of the end of the Q. To that I will only say Gibbler that the Q may not always be right, but he’s never wrong.

I flubbed my BOM. Lack of oxygen to the brain.

The Calm Before the Snowstorm

AO: asylum-am
Q: Double Wide
PAX: Waffle House (Brady Greene), Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Double Wide, Hands, P3, Sawdust, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
SSH, big and small arm circles, cherry pickers, this and that, calves on the curb, jog down and back

THE THANG:
To the Cloud
Up downs while chopping,
11’s with Hand release merkins and hots seats
Increasing reps of jump squats on the lower dragon
Interval sprints on the upper dragon
Return on the dragon with Iron Mikes at each pole
Back to the Cloud for 7’s with burpees and LBC’s

MARY:
A quick stretch

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
P3 gonna work in a Cardinal next week

COT:
Need refocus my prayer efforts. It’s spiritual warfare out there brothers.