F3 Knoxville

Better Together

AO: asylum-am
Q: P3
PAX: Grandslam, Sawdust, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Bunny, Hands, Pac-man, Rainbow, Trotline (Britton Carver), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Clipper (Ben McCurry), Love’s, Coolio (Greg Fox), Double Wide, pizzapizza
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
WARMUP:

5 Burpees
5 Cherry Pickers
20 SSH
Carltons / Front swings / Michael Phelps
Front Arm Stretch / Triceps Stretch
20 jumps on the right foot / 20 on the left
15 Squat Jumps
Tie Fighters
5 Down / Up Dog

THE THANG:

Charging Station
Buddy One Starts on Trasport, Buddy Two Works at Station until Buddy One reaches next station, then Buddy Two Transports to next station while, Buddy One Bumps to next transport and station. Bump around the clock…

3 Rounds

6 o’clock – Burpees
Transport = Walking Lunge
3 o’clock – Wide Merkins
Transport = Frog Jumps
12 o’clock – CDD
Transport = Super Mario
9 o’clock = Diamond Merkins
Transport = Burnie

Mosey to cloud and find out from your buddy the best part about yesterday, the worst part, and something they are looking forward to (Rose, Bud, Thorn)

Pavilon:

Buddy One starts on Table Rows, Buddy Two mosey to Cloud and does 20 Superman’s. Come back and switch until we ran out of time.

MARY: Notta

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

HAW RIDGE TONIGHT!!

GTE Grow Ruck weekend of April 27th.

COT:

Matthew 18:20 – For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them. We are meant to walk together. We share our joys, our struggles, and our hope with each other. Stay connected to your fellow men and women:)

Barkleys are Back

AO: asylum-am
Q: Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Jackson Palumbo, Dung Beetle, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Double Wide, Hands, Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller), Gibbler, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Clipper (Ben McCurry), Pac-man, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), P3, Charmin (John Willis)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
WARMUP: SSHs, Abe Vigodas, Tempo Merkins and Imperial SQUAT Walkers

THE THANG: Mosey to the gate below the Overlook for a history lesson: Many years ago, a young man had a dream of creating a brutally efficient circuit of running and reps. He called it the Barkley. That man was Zygote. He later learned that there was a slightly less famous race of the same name just to the north. Not as fun. Total coincidence.

Partner up and lap the Asylum hill, checking in at 4 stations for different reps at each lap.

3 laps, 4 stations:

1. Squats; Smurf Jacks; Iron Mikes;
2. LBCs; :flag-us: :hammer:; Hello Dollies;
3. Merkins; :diamonds: Merkins; CDD;
4. Burpees; Man Makers; Get Ups

Sweep and Mosey to the AO with one last sprint up Baby Everest and 5 burpees at the top

MARY: She was missed.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Somebody sign up with P3 for Escape From Haw!

COT: God has given us all gifts and tools to make an impact, but none of us have all the gifts and tools. God has put others in our path to cover our blind spots. Look to those closest to you for help.

Holy Monday Beatdown

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Trotline (Britton Carver), Waffle House (Brady Greene), P3, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Double Wide, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Dung Beetle, White Belt
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: SSH, Tempo Merkins, Cherry Pickers, Windmills, Rockettes, Tie-Fighters & X-Wings

THE THANG:
Two Times Each
Phase 1 – Each Light Pole Up the Dragon:
– 5 Big Boy Sit-ups
– 10 Lt. Dans
– 15 Imperial Squat Walkers
– 20 Merkins
– 25 Pickle Pounders
– 30 Sumo Squats

Phase 2 – Every Other Light Pole Down to Everest:
– 5 Burpees
– 10 LBCs
– 15 Iron Mikes
– 20 Monkey Humpers
– 25 Peter Parker’s
– 30 Star Jacks

Phase 3 – All the Way Up Everest:
– 5 Bear Crawl
– 10 Lunges Twist
– 15 Inch Worms
– 20 Murder Bunnies (no CMU)
– 25 Pogo Stick Hops
– 30 Side Lunges

Phase 4: Space Needle

Phase 5 – Working Our Way Back to the AO
– 5 Burpees
– 10 Lunges
– 1 Imperial Squat Walker
– 1 Merkins
– 1 Peter Parker
– 30 Squats Plus 2 Burpees

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Good Friday Q @Hands
Escape from Haw Ridge
GTE Ruck Event

COT:
Unburden Your Soul (Matthew 11:28-30)

Burpees for 1 Minute

AO: asylum-am
Q: Rainbow
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Gibbler, Hot Tub (John Muller), Double Wide, Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Pizza Pizza, Clipper, breaststroke
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: 20 SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Tie Fighters, Tempo Merkins, 2 laps around the pavilion

THE THANG: completely random timer that surprised the Q as much as the PAX. Luckily there was no complaining and everyone wanted more burpees.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: We are all influencing someone. Be aware of that. You never know how tough could impact someone’s life.

Trotline VQ

AO: asylum-am
Q: Trotline (Britton Carver)
PAX: Wham-o (Charlie Greene), My Precious (Hunter Dance), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), p-nut, Hands, Cap’n Crunch (Ted Ancelet), Double Wide, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Pac-man, Hot Tub (John Muller), Detention, Cosmo 2, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Bunny, Tropicana, Rainbow, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Sawdust, Crank bait, Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 22
WARMUP:

Side stratal hops
Tie Fighters
Cherry Pickers
11’s
THE THANG:

With a Battle Buddy
9 rounds
1.Curls
2.Big boy sit-ups
3.lieutenant dans
4.overhead press
5.weighted FLK
6.weighted squats
7.merkins
8.hello dollys
9.Happy burpees

One partner was doing the exercise while the other was running a lap around the parking lots next to the cloud.
MARY:
Trip to the ATM with Waffle House

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Appreciate everyone coming out for my VQ!

COT:
Proverbs 3:5-6
Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.