F3 Knoxville

Tag: Dreadlock

The Making of Manmakers

THE SCENE: 67 degrees and bee eee ay you tee full
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Tempo Squats, smurf jacks, side straddle hops, star jacks, lunges, and inchworm merkins
THA-THANG:
Pax moseyed to the light-pole circuit in the upper parking lot. We increased rep by one for each consecutive pole on the way up and decreased rep by one on the way back, adding one exercise each trip in this order:

  • Thruster
  • Merkin
  • Plank Jack
  • Jump Squat

Afterwards, we found a battle buddy and stood opposite them in a line. Pax A Bernie’d as fast as they could for ~20 yards. When Pax A hit the 20 yd mark, Pax B sprinted to catch up with Pax A turning around to join the sprint once caught. Total sprint ~50 yards. We did two rounds for each team member and then Indian moseyed bac

MARY:
We had time for 30 box cutters, in cadence.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I read the PAX some exceprts from QSource 1.9 regarding Mammon, a HIM’s relationship with his work. We discussed how we failed or excelled in this area and how to keep it in check.

https://f3nation.com/2019/04/06/mammon-q1-9/

MOLESKIN:
Shooter is back, but he is being pretty quiet. Hopefully he’ll get back to his former self soon.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

11th Hour Repeat

THE SCENE: Plenty warm to work up a good sweat. Mostly clear.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

I picked up this Q approximately 11 hours before it started, so… repeating last week’s Wednesday Q from JUCO. No HIMs overlapping…

SSH x20 IC
8ct Body Builders x10 IC
Tempo Merkins x10 IC
Tempo Squats x10 IC
Crabettes x15 IC

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the base of [fill in official name of hill upon decision].

Split into 2 teams. Each team has an identical pile of exercise cards.
One extra-large size die with numbers 1,2,3.
One team rolls the die. That’s the number of laps up the hill and around the rock.
While that team runs the laps, other team works through the pile until laps completed.
When entire team returns from laps, other team rolls.
When pile is complete, set up a cone as a counter and start again.
See how many times each team can work through the pile.
Pile exercises:
15 Merkins
15 4-ct Monkey Humpers
10 Iron Mikes (each leg)
10 Squat Jumps
10 Burpees
20 Flutter Kicks
15 Carolina Dry Docks
20 BBS
20 4-ct Mtn Climbers

Mosey back to the AO, not stopping halfway for 15 4-ct Monkey Humpers. No public road…

MARY:
Hey! We have some time for Mary this time!
20x 4ct LBCs
15x Side Crunch IC (each side)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
16 HIMs – Twice the number as last time for this workout.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“Don’t try to carry that dang thing by yourself!”. We’re trying to get the house ready to pack up. Lots of heavy things to lift and move. Sometimes I listen to that admonition from my M, sometimes I don’t (usually to my later regret). Whatever it is you’re trying to carry on your own, quit trying to carry that dang thing by yourself. Jesus said “Come to me all you who are weary and burdened and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me.” He didn’t say “saddle” or “harness”. Those are for a single animal. The yoke is a shared burden. Two oxen work together. He’s not saying you should pick up his load instead of yours. He will pull alongside you, and teach you how to pull properly. He’s strong enough to pull any load.
MOLESKIN:
OK, we’re working on a name for the hill up to the rock… Stay tuned! Also, hybrid Coffeeteria and OTB weight workout at 10818 Sallings Rd this Saturday…
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill coming soon – If you’re not registered, you should be! Abridged OEW benefit night Thursday 5/9.

A Lot of Work and a Little Fun

THE SCENE: mid 60’s & clear

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x 20
  • Tempo Squats x 10
  • Tempo Merkins x 10
  • OYO stretches

THA-THANG:

  • 3 laps around the long island doing 10 reps of the following at each end (6 total sets)
    • Plankjack (4ct)
    • Single arm/leg/plank raise.   Don’t know the real name for these, but they’re good for your core!
    • Spread eagle merkins
  • Mosey to concrete bleachers
  • Elevators
    • R1 – 20 Derkins, run the hill
    • R2 – 20 Derkins, 20 single leg squats, run the hill
    • R3 – 20 Derkins, 20 single leg squats, 20 Incline merkins, run the hill
    • R4 – 20 Derkins, 20 single leg squats, 20 incline merkins, 20 squat jumps, run the hill
    • R5 – 20 single leg squats, 20 incline merkins, 20 squat jumps, run the hill
    • R6 – 20 incline merkins, 20 squat jumps, run the hill
    • R7 – 20 squat jumps, run the hill
  • Mosey (take a few steps) to the soccer field
  • DORAs.  Partner A does exercise, partner B run across soccer field & do 5 SSH.  Flapjack.
    • 200 Smurfjacks
    • 200 Shoulder taps
    • 200 Slutter kicks
  • Mosey to the far end of soccer field
  • Dizzy bat challenge
    • Each PAX takes a turn – must spin 10ish times around the bat and try to hit a ball off a tee
    • PAX alternate holding plank or Al Gore while their brother is spinning/batting
    • If you hit it:  PAX all run to the ball and do 5 burpees
    • If you miss:  PAX do 10 merkins
    • Rules of what to do on a hit/miss change at the Q’s discretion…

MARY:

none, out of time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 strong:  La-Z-Boy, Tailpipe, Cornhole, Cosmo, Gibbler, Blacklung, Dreadlock, Stitches, Shooter, Swirlie, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Sometimes in life you hit a home run, and sometimes you strike out and fall on your face.  Celebrate the home runs.  When you strike out…pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and try even harder.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Happy Birthday to Me

THE SCENE: low 60’s

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Cherry Pickers x 5
  • OYO stretches
  • Shock & Awe Burpees

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to baby Everest for 11’s.  Starjacks at top / Diamond Merkins at bottom
  • Mosey to pavalon and do 3 sets of the following.  Run to the gate & back between each set.
    • 10 pullups
    • 20 dips
    • 30 squats
    • 20 step ups
    • 10 thrust merkins

MARY:

  • Side crunch x 15
  • Heels to heaven x 10
  • v-up, roll-up x 10

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Stitches, Dreadlock, Junk, Mayberry, Tweet E, Aladdin, Mouthwash (FNG), Wagon Wheel, Ratchet, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Matthew 6:14-15  For if you forgive other people when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you.  But if  you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins.

MOLESKIN:
Birthday Q today – 41 today.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill

Low hanging Fruit

THE SCENE: 60 degrees and moist like a hostess cake (moist and dry at the same time)
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Stuff to get warm. SSH. Merkins
THA-THANG:
Pair up and mosey to courts

Each pair gets a lacrosse ball. Standing 20 yards apart, one partner bounces the ball to the other and does a burpee. Repeat till both partners do 10 burpees,  move 10 yards closer and repeat

everyone gets a ball. Squat bounces. Do a squat and each time you go down bounce the Ball to your other hand x30. Then…..iron mikes handing off the ball under your forward leg to your other hand each rep. x20

Mosey to the boat with ball.

run around course bouncing your ball while running. Try to switch hands often. At single cones do exercise and qty listed. At multiple cones pick up ball and SPRINT to next three cones. Single cone exercises are:

  • Iron mikes x20
  • Diamond Merkins x20 (holding ball)
  • LBCs passing ball between legs x30
  • Lunges passing ball x30
  • Hold V while passing ball around torso x30 revolutions

repeat till time runs out.

MARY:
Circle up and have everyone yell out an exercise and qty
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Keep your eye on the “ball” Christ. Stay concentrated on him and his word and he will lead you in the right direction.
MOLESKIN:
It was a bit quiet this morning as it was hard enough running while bouncing a ball let alone talking. Great work by everyone today. Toebox tried to take the title of worst smelling fart
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Prayers for Troll’s wife and family/friends of Mike. Abridged night 5/9