F3 Knoxville

Elementary Beatdown

THE SCENE: Wet and Muggy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Tempo Squat – IC x10
  • Monkey Humpers – IC x10
  • Merkins – IC x10
  • Mountain Climbers – IC x10
  • 3 CMU Indian Run to the Elementary School

THA-THANG:

  • Wall Walks (x5) OR Dry Docks (x25)
  • 50yd CMU Walking Lunges
  • 400 Meter Run
  • 50yd CMU Walking Lunges
  • Toes to Bar (x10) OR BBS (x20)
  • Pull-ups (x5)
  • Swing Groiners (x15) OR Bicycles (x30sc)
  • Rinse an Repeat!

MARY:
No time for Mary, Jail Break back to the A.O.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 Pax
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Whats it like to be Godly and how that looks. We tend to “reflect” on past events and think we could have acted differently or come across more Godly than we did in the moment. I invited the Pax to start thinking more Godly in the present and even pre-event. This way to become a better and more powerful light of God on this earth.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Hey Buddy!

THE scene 

it was Saturday morning…
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

yep
WARM-O-RAMA:

Squats,merkins , monkey humpers , Peter Parker’s
THA-THANG:
Hey Buddy

  • Partner up . Each partner runs the loop in opposite direction. Every time they meet up they do the said exercise .pyramid Scheme, adding exercises and then dropping the first exercise after the 5th lap
  • 20 reps of each exercise

    Lap1- Merkins

    Lap2-Merkins, Big boys

    Lap3 -merkins, BBS, Peter Parker’s (4ct)

    Lap 4 -Merks, BBS, Peter Parker’s , monkey humpers

    Lap 5 -merks, BBS, Peter Parker’s, monkey humpers, burpees

    Lap 6- BBS, Peter Parker’s, monkey humpers , burpees

    Lap 7- Peter Parker’s , monkey humpers, burpees

    Lap 8 -monkey humpers , burpees

    Lap 9- burpees

    Lap 10- victory lap !

MARY:
One minute pull up bar hang
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 buddies
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Get right to live right
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Psalm 27

THE SCENE: Clear to partly cloudy, 60 degrees F, 71% humidity – Perfect!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Cherry Pickers, Imperial Squat Walkers, Little Baby Arm Circles, Windmills

AO Run, Bernie, and Karaoke

THA-THANG:

Starting at South end of Bomb Shelter AO

Merkins x12

WWII Sit Ups x12

SSH x12 (4 Count)

Dry Docks x12

Pull Ups (Modify – Inverted Pull Ups) x12

Box Jumps (Modify – Step Ups/leg) x12

Dips x12

Bernie to CMUs and with CMU perform the following:

Lawn Mower Pulls x12/arm

Bent Rows x12

Squats x12

Curls x12

Triceps Extensions x12

Upright Rows x12

Russian Swings x12

Bear Crawl line to line (about 25 yards)

Run past Troll Bridge (to trail intersection)

Burpees x3

Run to AO

Bear Crawl line to line (about 25 yards)

AMRAP …… until time to recover.

MARY:

Flutter Kicks, Box Cutters, and X’s and O’s

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 total, no FNGs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Proverb 27

17(a) As iron sharpens iron is one of the mantras of F3 but there is more wisdom from Solomon in Proverb 27.  Here are some of them:

1  Do not boast about tomorrow, for you do not know what a day may bring forth.  (Be humble, don’t be overconfident.  Be on guard.)

2  Let another man praise you, and not your own mouth; a stranger, and not your own lips.  (Be aware of and avoid self praise.  It means much more when it’s from an outside source.)

4  Wrath is cruel and anger a torrent, but who is able to stand before jealousy?  (Jealousy has a power and destructive capability that goes beyond wrath and anger.  The latter are usually from being provoked while jealousy is more secret and buried within our mental darkness.)

7  A satisfied soul loathes the honeycomb.  (When our life is satisfied from a material or physical aspect we find it easy to reject things that are usually pleasing to us.  Instead we need to fill our hearts and souls with God and His spiritual truths.)

18 Whoever keeps the fig tree will eat its fruit.  (The worker is worthy of the fruit of his labor and not just literally.)

20 Hell and Destruction are never full; so the eyes of man are never satisfied.  (Our longing for things we desire will never be satisfied.  The answer is to have the need channeled and satisfied in God and what He provides.)

15-16 A continual dripping on a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike; whoever restrains her restrains the wind, and grasps oil with his right hand.  (Instead of trying to change a contentious woman, a wise and godly husband loves her as Jesus loves his church and leaves the changing up to God.)

But getting back to Verse 17, the entire verse reads, “ As iron sharpens iron, so a man sharpens the countenance of his friend.”  Just as the striking and friction of iron against iron can sharpen one another, so it is with each of us.  We should not shy away from giving and receiving critical and constructive criticism.  Don’t let a brother walk alone, sharpen him with godly communications.  Walk together in mutual concern for each other’s burdens, worries, and temptations.

Credit David Guzik, Enduring Word                                                                                                          September  6, 2017

MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Bomb Biscuit

TTHE SCENE: a little wet and 68°
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 SSH

10 4-count Squats IC

10 4-count Merkins IC

Arm Circles fwd/back x 10 each
THA-THANG:
PT:

10 Pull-ups

20 Derkins

30 Box Squats

Run quarter mile loop up to 4 times and back down.
MARY:
No time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
4 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Been thinking this week about how to actively pursue my wife. Setting time aside each week to take her out on a date, just the 2 of us. Making out with her regularly.
MOLESKIN:
Got 4 miles, 80 pull-ups, 160 derkins and 240 box squats.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Blockees Across the Grinder

THE SCENE: Overcast… gonna rain soon and hopefully wash away the puddles of sweat we’re about to make in this humidity.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

0 Burpees OYO
25 SSH IC
2 Burpees OYO
8 Cherry Pickers IC
4 Burpees OYO
16 Cossack Squats IC
6 Bupbees OYO
15 Hindurkins IC
8 Burpees OYO
15 Tempo Squat IC
10 Burpees OYO

THA THANG:
One good warmup lap down the park and back
Random Tabata – 4 rounds of 20s on, 10s off for each exercise rolled on the die:
Butt Kickers
6″ Plank
Iron Mikes
Bicycles
Burpees
Squat Jumps
Iron Mikes again

Called time on the Tabata halfway through the second Iron Mikes… We need to get to the 2 minute drill:

One CMU per person on the line.
Grab a battle buddy
One PAX does the exercise called out on the timer until relieved.
Other PAX runs to the line of CMUs and does three Blockee Broad Jumps, then relieves partner.
Exercises (2 minutes each):
Merkins
BBS
Crabettes
Box Cutters
Squat Jump
Monkey Humpers
Burpees

MARY:
Squeezed in about 12 4-ct American Hammers
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 PAX this morning
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I’m serving on the worship team at church this Sunday, and one of the songs I’ve been practicing is a lively meditation on God’s faithfulness. The bridge repeats, “I will rest in Your promises. My confidence is your faithfulness.” He is faithful, and He has proven Himself in my life as I’m sure He has in yours. Remember His faithfulness in the past, and rest in his promises for tomorrow.

MOLESKIN:
Pretty much the second time this week for the same beatdown… Figured it was good enough to repeat today since my legs were still feeling it from Monday.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Assfault and a few others are working on a CSAUP for Big Ball/Asylum… Keep an ear out for more details!