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4/5 Ain’t Bad

AO: Asylum PM

5:45pm — 6:30pm

Meeting at the morning AO parking lot

[ The Scene ]

  • Probably cold(ish)
  • Probably dark(ish)

[ Welcome/Disclaimer ]

(1) Welcome to F3: Fitness, Fellowship, Faith

(2) My name is Steam and I’ll be your Q this evening

(3) A few things before we begin:

  • Contrary to popular belief, I’m not a professional
  • You are here on your own volition
  • If you need to modify anything we do this evening, feel free to do so, but push yourself and the men around you. They deserve it and so do you.

(4) FNGs?

Coat Collection: “We will take any and all coats to be donated and count them before the Warm-o-Rama

– Less than 5 coats = 100 man-makers (8-count body builder) throughout the Q

– More than 10 coats = no burpees or man-makers throughout the Q”

We had 4 coats.

[ Warm o Rama ]

  • Windmill: 10×4 IC
  • Imperial Walker: 10×4 IC
  • Baby Arm Circles: 10×4 F + 10×4 B
  • Rockette: 10×4 IC
  • SSH: 50 (1-count)

[ The Thang ]

(Mosey to the parking lot leading down into the pavilion)

(1) 4 Corners, 3 POCs

  • 4 rounds of PT and focus on 1 corner at a time
  • We’ll do an exercise at one of the corners (POC 1), run to the Pavilion and do an exercise (POC 2), then run to the playground and do an exercise (POC 3), and then come back to this parking lot to rinse and repeat with the other 3 corners
  • Corner 1 (POC 1)
    • 10 man-makers OR 10×4 Mountain climbers
    • Mosey to POC 2
      • 10 burpees OR 10×4 dips
    • Mosey to POC 3
      • 10 man-makers OR 10 box jumps
    • Mosey back to AO lot
  • Corner 2 (POC 1)
    • 10 man-makers OR 10×4 squats
    • Mosey to POC 2
      • 10 burpees OR 10×4 incline merkins
    • Mosey to POC 3
      • 10 man-makers OR 10×4 flutter kicks
    • Mosey back to AO lot

Buyout Option — Q entertained the buyout option for PAX to sprint up Baby Cardiac, do one slow merkin, run back down to POC 1-3 and do 20×4 squats, instead of of more man-makers/burpees. We chose the buyout option.

(Mosey to the light path entrance below the AO parking lot)

(2) Route 66

  • Each light is going to be 5 reps of an exercise (all on a 1-count)
  • Once you finish all 3 sets of lights, go to the next light and pick one exercise from each set of lights you just did and execute 25 reps of each X. We consolidated the below into all 3 Xs at one light, for 3 lights, and at the top light, choosing 1 X from the 3 at each light, to do together. 
  • 1st 3 lights — Upper
    • Wide merkins (1)
    • Carolina Dry Docks (2)
    • Dive Bombers (3)
  • 2nd 3 lights — Lower
    • Sumo squat (4)
    • Bobby Hurleys (5)
    • Iron Mikes (6)
  • 3rd 3 lights — Core
    • BBS (7)
    • Toe Touches (8)
    • Up & Outs (9)

[ Mary ]

ATMs (15×4 shoulder taps, 10×4 slow merkins, 10 quick merkins OYO.)

[ COT ]

  • # off
  • Name o Rama
  • FNGs
  • BOM

“When you don’t know how to identify a win, you will start mislabeling victories.” — Jerry Flowers

9 Ways You Can Identify Wins for the Rest of 2021

1 — Focus on the process, not the results

2 — Develop an aptitude (natural ability to do something) for gratitude

3 — Ask for feedback

4 — Mentally buy-in to the idea of incremental growth.

5 — Evaluation by documentation

    • sticky notes, journaling, documenting your incremental growth

6 — Don’t focus on just 1, but the many

    • A lot of people want to experience this really huge, identifiable, sexy win, when in reality, it’s about the hundreds of small wins along the way that aren’t as huge or public or sexy

7 — Encourage someone

8 — Use the “Share My Location” and “Find My iPhone” setting on your phone in real life

9 — Initiate the Matthew 7:7 model

    • ““Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you.”
    • ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭7:7‬ ‭ESV‬‬ — https://bible.com/bible/59/mat.7.7.ESV

Farewell to Everest

THE SCENE: Getting chilly and dark.  Winter is coming.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Check
WARM-O-RAMA:

-20 Side Straddle Hops (4-ct), in cadence

– 10 Imperial Squat Walkers (4-ct, in cadence)

– 10 windmills (4-ct, in cadence)

– 20 Grady Corns (4-ct, in cadence)

THA-THANG:

Mosey to EVEREST.  FAREWELL TO EVEREST!!  We’ll be switching our meeting place to the opposite side of the park for winter, so we might not see Everest again for awhile.  We shall pay our respects before we leave…

EVEREST SUICIDES x5

Up and back to tree stumps/trees. Every time you get to the bottom, do 10 reps of an exercise, which will change for each Suicide.   At end of each suicide, hold a plank until 6 catches up.

Exercises:

  1. Plank Jacks
  2. Monkey Humpers
  3. Squats
  4. Merkins
  5. Stargazers (you’re welcome)

Mosey to flat area at base of the Summit.

Partner UP.  One partner, run to bottom of the Roadshow Run stairs, do 10 SSH, run back.  Other Partner BEAR CRAWL to tree, do 10 Merkins, and Bear Crawl back. Meet back at starting point, do 5 Patty-cake merkins, and switch.  Rinse and repeat

STOMACH BUSTER! 20 Am. Hammers, 20 flutter kicks (both 4-ct IC).

AYG up the summit and to the AO

MARY:
No time for her.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 HIMs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

THE LANGUAGE OF GOD PART DEUX: Things that make you go Hmmm…

Continuing on with my Words about The Language of God by Francis Collins, I just wanted to share some of the observations he makes regarding Life, the Universe, and Everything when contemplating his Christian views and how they aren’t incompatible with his rigid and extensive training as a scientist.  [DISCLAIMER ABOUT BELIEFS].  His observations have helped me, as a scientist, understand how the origins of Creation can have a supernatural, Godly origin yet still obey the laws of science.  There are an amazing number of incredible coincidences that have led to where we are today, standing in a park, on a planet we call Earth.  Consider for example…

  • In the early moments of the universe, following the BIG BANG, matter and antimatter were created in almost equivalent amounts.   But there was one part per billion more subatomic matter particles than anti matter.  If there was pure symmetry, or more dark matter, the universe would have devolved into pure radiation.  But that tiny bit of extra matter is what forms all the mass in the universe.
  • The way the universe expanded following the Big Bang depended critically on how much total mass and energy the universe had and the strength of the gravitational constant. If this constant was smaller by even one part in 100 thousand million, million, the universe would have collapsed before it reached its current size.  If it had been GREATER by just 1 part per million, stars and planets could not have formed.
  • And there are at least 15 other physical constants whose values are impossible to predict how they came to be what they are. And yet they are exactly the values they need to be to have a stable universe capable of sustaining complex life forms.  As it happens, the existence of a universe as we know it rests upon a knife edge of improbability.  Is this really an accident?…. Are we just really, really lucky to be here today?  HMMM…

MOLESKIN:

Prayers for Abscess’ MRI, prayers for Jetlag’s return journey
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Coat Drive still going on for another week; Sign up for Brovember challenge; we’ll move our meeting spot to the parking lot across the street from where AM meets starting next week after the time change.

Confess

WARM-O-RAMA:
20 Side-Straddle Hops, 10 Plank Jacks, 10 Imperial Walkers, 10 Tempo Squats, 10 Windmills, 5 Full Body Twists, Little of This and That

THA-THANG:
Mosey to Stop Sign at Southeastern Corner of Admin Bldg.  Do 20 Hello Dollies, 4 ct.

Mosey to parking lot that has steps leading up to Coliseum.  We will do Doras.  While Partner 1 runs up steps, runs south, then comes back to end of the parking lot, Partner 2 starts exercises.  Then, partners switch.  The exercises that each partnered team performs are:

  • 150 Squat Jumps
  • 150 Bicycle Kicks, 4 ct
  • 150 Iron Mikes, 4 ct
  • 150 Flutter Kicks, 4 ct

Mosey to Parking Lot that semi-circles past the soccer fields.  Men run 10 gate poles, do 2 burpees, then continue 10 more gate poles, do 2 more burpees, and repeat the pattern to the end of the semi-circle.  Those arriving at the end of the semi-circle do Big Boy Sit-ups until all men arrive.

Mosey to what was formerly the southern ball field parking lot.  We will do suicides by starting at southern curb, running to each light pole, run back and then do 10 Little Baby Crunches.  Then go to next light pole, come back and do 10 more LBCs.  Repeat this pattern until the curb at other end of parking lot is reached.

Mosey back to Parking Lot that semi-circles past the soccer fields.  We will run 10 poles, then lunge 5 poles and continue that pattern all the way to the other end of the semi-circle.

Mosey to stop sign at southeastern corner of Admin Bldg.  Do 20 American Hammers.

Mosey to AO.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Ten men, no FNGs.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

1 John 1: 8-10

If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us. If we confess our sins, God is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness. If we claim we have not sinned, we make him out to be a liar and his word is not in us.

I am a Christian.  Some people think that Christians claim they are not sinners – that because they go to church or read the bible or believe in God that they are somehow better, cleaner, purer than others.  That is just not true.  Christians aren’t those who have no sin.  They are those who confess their sin.

I am a Christian.  I am also a screw up.  I may say I’m going to be nicer the next time, that I am going to stop cussing at other drivers on the road, that I am never going to drink too much alcohol again, that I am going to treat my body better because it is a vessel of Christ, that I am going to stop thinking such vulgar thoughts, that I am going to stop coveting what others have that I don’t.  I may say it, but I find myself screwing up again and again.  As the Apostle Paul said of himself in the Bible:

For the good that I will to do, I do not do; but the evil I will not to do, that I practice (Romans 7:19).

Christians aren’t those who have no sin.  They are those who confess their sin.  I know that I have a God who loves me.  I give myself up to him.  I know he forgives me, even died for me, and that makes all the difference.  I take joy in knowing that the creator of this world is a God of Love and forgives my sin.  Does this mean that I go out and boldly sin, knowing God will forgive me?  No.  It means that because God loves me, I will try to carry that love forward, doing as He would want me to do, living His will.  And so, despite my sinful nature, I will try to do good for others, often failing, but also doing good as I strive to live for God.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers of praise for Cheatsheet getting his stolen truck back, for Drum Major’s daughter being able to start running again after her injury, and for Jet Lag and his family being able to go back to the Philippines. Prayers for Pusher, his wife, and his children who will miss Jet Leg and Jet Lag’s family.  Prayers for us who will also miss Jet Lag!  Prayers of praise for Pusher’s daughter getting her driver’s license and for Pusher and his wife who will naturally worry about her driving. Prayers for The King James during this lonely time but time when he can get closer to God.

34 and On a Birthday Q

THE SCENE: Not as chilly as it could be. 

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Done and Done. Lots of chatter during this, mostly from the lawyer in the group.

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC x34; LBAC IC x17 EWay; Tempo Squat x10; Tempo Merk x10; Butt Kicks; High Knees

THA-THANG:

Route 66 

  • Captain Thor 1:2 ratio every other light for 10 sets 

Mosey to Everest and go up it

Mosey with wet shoes to the Coliseum 

Ghostman Baseball 

  • First → 10 Merkins 
  • Second → 10 Squats 
  • Third → 10 Should taps 
  • Home → 4 Burpees 
    • 1 group goes to 1st and back while the other does ab work; switch
    • Repeat adding a base and an exercise returning back down the bases 
    • Q led one group through ab work
    • Choir Boy (the inventor of Ghostman Baseball) led the other group

Long Mosey to Circus Maximus 

Circus Maximus

  • Blindside’s Fellowship Biscuit  (PAX stays together, once 6 starts the ab work; Q starts the 10 count)
    • Lap → 34 Merkins → Hello Dolly 
    • Lap → 34 Squats → Flutter Kicks
    • Lap → 34 4 ct. SSH → Freddie Mercury

Return to AO 

MARY:

Stretching out the legs after (almost 3.4 miles) a lot of moseys 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

17 HIMs; 1 FNG; Welcome “Bag-Daddy,” a double respect HIM who also happens to be Blindside’s own dad! 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Luke 13:8-9 … Parable of a fig tree not bearing fruit. 3 years without fruit? The owner of the vineyard wanted to cut it down, it was wasting space. The steward pleads by saying he will dig around it, fertilize it, and tend to it more. If we want the fruit of God’s presence in our lives, then we must continually choose to make our hearts a fruitful garden in which the virtues of God grow and are nourished in abundance. 

Today is my birthday. I signed up for this Q several months ago when I learned that Birthday-Qs were a thing. It took me a while to remember that by performing a Birthday-Q, I would be publicizing my birthday. For most of my adult life, I have hated celebrating my birthday. I had several poor birthday experiences in a row during college and felt like it was always a burden on others like I didn’t want to be let down. I have gone so far as to ask my M to cancel a surprise party she was planning for me a couple of years ago because I didn’t want to celebrate. 

What I have learned recently is that by acting this way, by acting like I don’t want to be celebrated, I am actually taking away others’ ability to celebrate me. I love celebrating others and I am taking that joy away from the people that mean the most to me in my life. I thought I was being humble and not a bother to those around me, but in actuality, I was being selfish and hurtful to my family, my friends, and all those in my life that care about me. 

Don’t be selfish, ya’ll. It’s a bad look. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Coats for the Cold: Donate coats for KARM now through November 13th. 
  • Brovember Challenge: F3Knoxville’s November Challenge. Sign-up on Slack. Slack channel “brovember2021” 

 

Repeat It ’til You Believe It

THE SCENE: Very cloudy, temp in high 60s.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
20 Plank Jacks, 15 Side-Straddle-Hops, 10 Imperial Walkers, 10 Windmills, Leg Stretches, Michael Phelps, Little of This and That
THA-THANG:
Mosey to Stop Sign at Northeastern Corner of Admin Bldg.  Do 20 Hello Dollies.

Next we will go from Cone to Cone along the road that semi-circles around the Admin Bldg.  We will do the following at each Cone:

  • Cone 1.  Do 20 Squat Jumps.  Then, Bernie Sanders to Cone 2.
  • Cone 2.  Do 20 Merkins. Then, Skip to Cone 3.
  • Cone 3.  Do 20 Big Boy Sit-ups.  Then, Bear Crawl to Cone 4.
  • Cone 4.  Do 20 Star Jumps.  Then, Sprint to Cone 5.
  • Cone 5.  Do 20 Squats.  Then Lunge to Cone 6.
  • Cone 6.  Do 20 Bobby Hurleys.  Then run to Cone 7.
  • Cone 7.  Do 20 Dive Bombers, 30 Calf Raises, 40 LBC’s, 30 Bicycle Kicks, 20 Iron Mikes (2 count), 20 Shoulder Taps (2 Count), Rinse and Repeat.

Mosey to main roadway and approach Lyon’s Bend Gate.  Turn left on little road that is close to Power Bldg.  We will do split into teams of two and do Doras.  While partner runs to end of roadway, does one burpee and runs back the other partner does exercise.  Each team will complete the following exercises:

  • 100 Merkins
  • 100 Big Boy Sit-ups
  • 100 American Hammers (2 count)
  • 300 Baby Crunches

Mosey to Area 51.  Then, we will run up hill to roadway where it turns toward Admin Bldg.  First arriving do Baby Crunches until everyone is there.

Mosey to Bat Feeder. Line up on street and sprint back to parking lot. Then go to AO.

MARY:
20 Flutter Kicks
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 men, no FNGs.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

James 1:17
Every good thing given and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights, with whom there is no variation or shifting shadow.

For those of you who read the bible, have you noticed how many lines, particularly in the Psalms, are repeated again and again.  A fellow in my church, Britton Sharp, who does quite a bit of religious study, informed me that one reason why followers often repeated lines was that they felt they should repeat it until they believed it.  They recognized that humans, unlike God, are fickle creatures, subject to whim and inconsistency.  We may believe something one moment and change the next day.  For us humans, our beliefs, our faith, our love is subject to change.  This can particularly happen during difficult times.

Almost every parent has heard their children say at some time in their life, “I hate you.”  Good parents know that is not the case.  Their child may be upset and angry at them.  In that moment they may hate their parents.  But deep down they still love them.  They still need them.  And, over time, when they have had time to cool off or when things settle down, their faith and belief in their parent is restored.

As a therapist, I have often seen spouses say, “I no longer love my wife” or “I no longer love my husband.”  In some cases that is true.  But in most cases, if that very spouse whom they say they no longer love were to leave them, they would go nuts.  They would ache and yearn for the spouse to come back.

I am a Christian.  But my faith in God, unfortunately, can vary.  This is true for all Christians.  Look at Christ’s disciples.  When Christ was taken to be executed, all of his disciples ran, they lost faith.  Even Peter, who said he would never turn against Christ, denied him three times when he was being hung on the cross.  Knowing that our beliefs are subject to change, knowing the fickle creatures we are, I think it is a good idea to repeat verses again and again.  On some days we will believe them more than others.

I encourage you, this week, to find a bible verse and commit it to memory.  Say it again and again during your days of the week.  A bible verse I want to repeat this week is from Psalm 121:

 From where does my help come?
 My help comes from the Lord,
    who made heaven and earth.

My belief in that verse will likely vary during the week.  But, the idea is to repeat it until I believe it.

MOLESKIN:
Prayer for Junk’s wife who is going for check up one year after cancer treatment. Prayer of praise for Emoji getting his CPA license today and for Pele who was able to workout today after injuring his knee on Monday at softball.