F3 Knoxville

Old Faithful in Reverse

AO: shamruck
Q: Mermaid
PAX: slappy, Anchorman, The Situation, Honeydew, Oscar Meyer, Eliza, Mermaid, Dumpster Dive, Mayberry
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
We took a lap while waiting for Eliza. We then did the CAK loop in reverse. We talked about this passage below in the COT.

Here is an excerpt from the Q Source.
While I write from the Christian perspective (because that is what I have come to believe), it is not my intent here to proselytize. The QSource does not prescribe any particular religion, but rather that a man must have some kind of belief system to Accelerate his Faith. By Belief System, we mean the conviction that there is a supernatural governing force outside of oneself that provides an ordered explanation for our existence and delivers consequences for the violation of that order.
In support of that contention, let’s recall a few core concepts of the QSource. A Leader is a person who is able to influence other people to Move to Advantage. Movement is action taken to further Purpose, and Advantage is a superior circumstance achieved by that Movement. Leaders are Disruptive in that they cause a disturbance to a Group’s Status Quo by first visualizing an Advantage and then articulating it to the Group’s Members so persuasively that they begin to Move toward it.

The 420

AO: shamrock
Q: slappy
PAX: Crawlspace, Stitch, Mermaid, slappy, Flower Pot, Skidmark, Dumpster Dive, LeBling
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
I made the announcement that today was going to be the best day of your lives…
– cherry pickers
– Twistys
– Twistys with baby arm circles forward
– Shoulder taps
– Calf stretch
– Runner stretch
– Quad strength with balance help from a buddy

THE THANG:
On track
4 rounds of
– 25 merkins
– 25 big boys
– 25 squats
– 25 SSHs
– 5 burpees
– 1 lap around track
For time. This is a great metric that we will do again soon. How fast can you do 420 reps and run a mile?

After the 420 we cooled off with Crawlspace leading the noodle stretch.

MARY:
Nope

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Hardship hill is 5/17
– Shamrock flag handoff is 5/9. With a tailgate coffateria to follow. We need a couple people to help bring stuff.

COT:
I shared about a moment in my life where I decided to take the Jesus stuff seriously. A portion of my testimony if you will. I asked some rhetorical questions of the group.
– What do you believe about the Jesus stuff?
– Do you think this is important?
– Are you ready to share with others?
– If so can you share it in a concise manner so that your audience doesn’t get lost in the unpracticed ramblings?

Don’t keep your story a secret. Share it with others. Share it with people you have a relationship with already. Your audience will listen if they like you so remember that your character matters. Jerks are not taken seriously.

“….Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect,”
‭‭1 Peter‬ ‭3‬:‭15‬ ‭NIV‬‬

Be ready to tell your story.

Spring Cleanin’

AO: shamrock
Q: slappy
PAX: slappy, Mermaid, Stitch, Waxjob, Honeydew, Crawlspace, Lizzy, Anchorman, Dumpster Dive, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:
– mountain climbers
– down dog
– Up dog
– Calf stretch
– Runner stretch
– Extra wide merkins
– Baby arm circles
– Hallelujahs

THE THANG:

The CMU pile looks terrible. Besides the fact that all of our good coupons have been pinched, a big rubble pile has developed. It was time to clean up the house a bit and take stock of our supply.

So today we picked up as many of the broken pieces carried them to and dropped them in my trailer then did an exercise listed on a card. Repeat till all of the debris was cleared and the trailer was full. We then organized the CMUs. These are the exercises.

10 shoulder taps
10 squats
10 extra wide merkins
10 SSH
10 Big Boys
10 Diamond Merks
10 Flutters
10 Iron Mikes
10 mountain climbers
1 burpee

After clean up was over we ran to the pull up bar. We worked on slow pull downs. Start at the top and slowly drop taking about 10 secs each time. Do it about 3x. While waiting hold plank or alternate between 15 merkins and 15 squats.

Finally we ended up at the playground for a mini obstacle course. Start at the bench and do 15 dips, go down the slide, do 3 burpees, go to swings and do 15 reverse rows, then do 15 chuck Norris merkins, and finally mosey across the bridge and back around to the bench where we started. We did this 3x. Held plan for the 6.

MARY:
Nope

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
FORG3 ascent is this weekend

COFFATERIA:
Went to Dunkin after for liars corner. Eliza joined us. It was fantastic.

COT:
I hope everyone had a great Easter weekend. I hope you all have taken a moment to ponder the mystery. Did you ever wonder if Easter wasn’t real? Maybe it is all fake? We can certainly say that the course of Western History was changed for the good because of the events around Easter. Something did happen. But really the point of Easter is that God brings the dead to life. It’s a revolutionary concept that if we believe our lives cannot be the same. The living don’t act like dead things. That’s just not logical. If alive, why act like a corpse?

So do you think Easter happened? Do you live like it did?

Hump day

AO: shamrock
Q: Eliza
PAX: Lizzy, Mermaid, slappy, Dumpster Dive, LeBling, Skidmark, Waxjob, Anchorman, Eliza, Crawlspace
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP: Good Mornings, reach for the sky, SSH, Moroccan night clubs, hillbilly walkers, cherry pickers

THE THANG: Carry CMU to the practice field and leave it.

Line up on end zone.

Round 1. MOT: lunge walk

10: 10 merkins
20: 20 merkins and 20 Mtn Climbers
30: 30 mtn climbers and 30 hammers
40: 40 hammers and 40 flutters
50: 50 flutters and 50 Hello Dolly
Run to the end zone and do 2 burpees

Round 2: MOT: Bear crawl

10: 10 big boys
20: 20 big boys and 20 Freddie mercury
30: 30 Freddie mercury and 30 hillbillys
40: 40 hillbillys and 40 squats
50: 50 squats and 50 SSH
Run to end zone and 2 burpees

60 lb bag toss competition: anchorman beat 5 yards.

Carry CMU back and do 25 curls, oh press, windshield wipers and bench press. 10 sit-ups with CMU

MARY: plank

ANNOUNCEMENTS: EFHR

COT: what’s Gods plan for your life?
Bonus: be an organ donor.

Phone a friend

AO: shamruck
Q: Eliza
PAX: Honeydew, Trojan, Mermaid, Eliza, Dumpster Dive
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
Reverse route to Catholic and back.

Check on a brother. You never know when they’re in need.