F3 Knoxville

Happy Burpee

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Rainbow, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Double Wide, Cosmo 2, Gibbler, Hands, Bunny, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Kentucky, Tropicana, Love’s, Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
51 SSH, one for every year since Ray Stevens’ The Streak was the #1 song in the land. Look how far we’ve fallen as a culture.

Today was a day for reflection, for the frank acknowledgment of aging, and for tripping over hidden rocks in a wet parking lot. Kentucky I am sincerely sorry about the rock and I hope you are not too badly hurt. I do hear good things about the NHS though, should you need them.

10 Happy Burpees per guy while the partner counted out loud. The counting part sounds dumb until you do your ten and realize you sincerely cannot move your arms after 10 of these things. The counting was my birthday gift to us all.

We got up to some shennanigans in between the burpee torture sessions, and finished with a couple of trips up baby everest. All in all, and alongside the great Matlock (Bill Maddox), I am #rekt.

BOM: observations on a life of faith

the Butterfly Effect

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: Tropicana, Gibbler, Farley, Sawdust, bluebird, Jack, Maddie, Rugby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:one poor decision (turning left) can create a ripple effect that will haunt you for 75 minutes

THE THANG: completely disjointed route. Meandering. No structure

MARY: quite contrary

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

let’s go to Ruckenbach Texas…

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: Tropicana, Gibbler, Farley, bluebird, Maddie, Rugby 🐕
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: sniffed each other’s buttcracks (Maddie and Rugby)

THE THANG: 4.623 miles including a Grey Cup sighting who was walking with an old pal of mine

MARY: Cinco (Scott McGuire) es muy queso grande

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Running and more running

AO: asylum-am
Q: Farley
PAX: P3, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Gibbler, Hot Tub (John Muller), Cosmo 2, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Sawdust, Tropicana, Farley, Hands, Sharmin; Tackamo;Bonnie;
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: stretches; light jog

THE THANG:
5 rounds at toilet bowl of 20/20 Merkins/Carolina Dry Docks then jog half way around and complete 20/20 dips and step ups. Finish with 40 crunches
MARY:
1 minute stretch
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Sign up for a Q next week!!
COT:
Isaiah 61 :11

Spiritual renewal and transformation, just as plants emerge and flourish in spring, so too can individuals and communities experience a resurgence of righteousness and praise under God‘s guidance