F3 Knoxville

Ruck Around the Park

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), bluebird, Gibbler, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Farley, 🐶🐶🐶
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: Plant the :shovelflag:

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.36 miles

MARY: Wait for Cinco (Scott McGuire) to bring the PAX home

ANNOUNCEMENTS: UnCOVEred was a success

COT: Listened to Cinco (Scott McGuire)’s BOM

Bear Crawls and Squirrel Toss

AO: asylum-am
Q: Rainbow
PAX: P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hands, Tropicana, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Coolio (Greg Fox), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Grandslam, Breaststroke (Will Duncan), Sawdust, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Gibbler, Frois Gras, Buttonfly, M&M, Dry Heave
FNGs: 1 Dry Heave
COUNT: 17
WARMUP: A bit of Wayne Dunn and some stretches. 20 SSH, Imperial Walkers, Tie Fighters, This/That, Michael Phelps, Mosey to curb for butt kickers half way, jog out rest. Back down with high knees half way jog out rest. Mosey time…

THE THANG: mosey to practice field in front of asylum for a modified Care Bear Squared Iron Pax workout:
4 corners: 25 reps of an exercise at each corner of the square. Mode of transport between corners is form of bear crawl.
Cone 1 25 merkins bear crawl to cone 2
Cone 2 25 squats side bear crawl to cone 3
Cone 3 25 4ct flutter crawl bear to cone 4
Cone 4 25 side bear crawl back to cone 1

Rinse and repeat until Q called time

Mosey to Baby Everest for 11’s (Monkey humpers and 4ct SSH)

MARY: none

ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence tomorrow

COT: challenge to memorize scripture and charge to live out 1 Corinthians 13:4

Slow and Steady

AO: the-farm
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Gibbler, Waxjob, @lightweight
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: stretching and arms

THE THANG: slowly make our way around the park with lunges and squats and merkins and sips and calf raises

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: stop and smell the roses

The Goo Gone Firecracker 500

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Gibbler, Double Wide, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Rainbow, Foie Gras
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
– Motivators
– Tempo Merkins
– Cherry Pickers
– Windmills
– Rockettes
– Tie-Fighters
– X-Wing
– 6 Count Burpees

THE THANG:
– Exercised at various stations to the base of Cardiac
– Tried out the new pavement with Bearpees to the first turn and Lt. Dans to the next turn
– Went down and up Route 66
– There was some splashing of merlot, but it was time to find Mary anyway.

MARY:
– Dante’s Core

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Asylum Gear is ordered and should be coming our way soon.

COT:
– The right path is the clear choice, but it will not be an easy path. It will be uphill and we will be tempted to turn back. But 1 Corinthians 10:13 reminds us that we will not be tempted more than we can stand to resist.

Friday Beatdown

AO: asylum-am
Q: Woodpecker
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Code Brown, Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Gibbler, Grandslam, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Love’s, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Tropicana, Waffle House (Brady Greene)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP:
Side Straddle Hops, Ty Fighters, Plank Jacks, Merkins x10, Mosey Baby Everest

THE THANG:
Round 1
100 Merkins, 100 Curls, 100 Weighted Squats, Lunge Lap Around Parking Lot

Round 2
Overhead Press x100, 100 BBS, 100 Calf Raises, Bear Crawl Lap Around Parking Lot

Round 3
100 Shoulder Taps, 100 Carolina Dry Docks, 100 Flutter Kicks, Burpee Hop Lap Around Parking Lot.
Slow Mosey Little Everest
MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: