F3 Knoxville

Gratitude

AO: asylum-am
Q: Russell Crook/Crablegs
PAX: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Farley, Sawdust, Code Brown, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Gibbler, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Charmin (John Willis), P3, Double Wide, Coco, Aquafina, Loves
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
WARMUP: glove and other favorites

THE THANG: tour de asylum, with a healthy dose of trifecta. More favorites like Jack Webb, and Lieutenant Dan.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: what an honor it’s been to be with you guys. I’m so grateful. And, this is not goodbye but more of a see you later. Gratitude is the word of the day. And, remember, God has a plan for all of us. Are you listening? Big hugs brothers and thank you all for the turnout and kind words.

of bloody noses and men in weird hats

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: Tropicana, Charmin (John Willis), bluebird, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Code Brown, Gibbler, Rugby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: waited for Charmin’s truck to settle down

THE THANG: to the left and away we went..
Topics included Mason’s, Shriners and Elks Lodges. But sadly no mention of classic 90s country song “Bobby Ann Mason”

Then Charmin caught a stray forearm shiv straight to the beak from Cinco as they passed by us.

Im not sure what was more disturbing….the bloody nose or learning that Tropicana carries wet wipes in his ruck

MARY: took terms stanching the flow

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: CatGut had a great. Sucks for you guys that missed

Slow Down

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Tropicana, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Hot Tub (John Muller), TRC/Crab legs, Bunny, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Gibbler, Hands, @Archie, @Coco, @Medicine Woman, @Aquafina, @Medicine Woman
FNGs: 1 @Medicine Woman
COUNT: 16
WARMUP: legs and chest and arms

THE THANG: 4 laps of with merkins and jump squats and flutter kicks. Go 1/2 speed and go slow at loop. Mosey to pavalon and do 4 rounds of Bulgarian squats and shoulder taps at 1/2 normal speed. Abs of box cutters and side crunches and pickle pounders and Georgia cheerleaders. Mosey back and stopped to do 5 squats at each light pole.

MARY: mixed in as usual

ANNOUNCEMENTS: legs last Q in Knoxville is coming soon.

COT: slow down.

My Heart’s on Fire…but you’re sittin’ on my hose

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: Aquafina, Gibbler, Cosmo 2, Hands, Tropicana, Sawdust, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Bunny, Rainbow, Pac-man, Hot Tub (John Muller)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:head to Pav. Rocky 7 minute warmup (almost made it to end)

THE THANG:Rocky: partner 1 does 4 corner BLIMP ladder while partner 2 runs up Steps in Philly (baby Everest)

Rocky II: partner 1 does curls and presses while partner chases the chicken 10 times back and forth shuttle sprints

Rocky III partner sprints. Body oil and frollicking in surf was optional

Rocky IV: sprint up to Siberian peak. But instead of KGB agents we had to elude a rather loud co-ed yoga/tantric class with an Emcee

MARY: played Callin Baton Rouge on way back to AOQ in honor of TRC/Crab legs

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Matthew 28: 19-20

Ultimate Frisbee

AO: the-farm
Q: Bartman , Mayberry, Waxjob, Einstein, I-Beam, Charger, Gibbler, Monstar, Wanderer, Windex
PAX: Mayberry, Waxjob, Einstein, I-Beam, Bartman, Charger, Gibbler, Monstar, Wanderer, Windex
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:

THE THANG: ultimate frisbee

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:


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