F3 Knoxville

Coach Dunn again

AO: asylum-am
Q: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom)
PAX: Waffle House (Brady Greene), Tropicana, Sawdust, Gibbler, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Code Brown, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Bunny, Doublewide (David Schwall), Charmin (John Willis), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Love’s, Grandslam (Trey Leake), Clipper (Ben McCurry), p-nut, P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Wham-o (Charlie Greene), Bryson L – jilted , Trotline
FNGs: 2 Bryson L – jilted , Trotline
COUNT: 22

WARMUP: happy groins, SSH x 20 , hurdle stretch, cherry pickers
THE THANG: 10 merkins then went up Route 66 hill with 5 burpees, R&R 5 times and added 20 BB, 30 squats, and 10 dive bombers

To cloud with set of 7s – box jumps and table pull ups.

Grabbed a heavy rock and then 10 curls, 10 thrusters, and lap around parking lot carrying rock – R&R 5 times.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Please keep praying for Jordan and Keith Barber . Also shared James Clear Newsletter: jamesclear.com/3-2-1/february-15-2024

OTB Saturday

AO: the-farm
Q: I-Beam
PAX: Mayberry, Gibbler
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP:
SSH x 20 IC
Cherry Pickers x 5 IC
Baby Arm Circles x 16 IC (both ways)

THE THANG:
30 min AMRAP
20yd Murder Bunny
CMU Toe Taps x 30
CMU American Hammer x 30
Deebos x 10 (ask Mayberry)
CMU Curls x 30
Goblet Squats x 30
Lap around parking lot
Rinse and Repeat

Mosey to opposite side of park
11’s
Merkins and Man Makers

Mosey to Stairs
Bunny hop each step
SSH x 30 each landing

Mosey back to AO

MARY:
None

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None

COT:
Colossians 3:13 ESV

”bearing with one another and, if one has a complaint against another, forgiving each other; as the Lord has forgiven you, so you also must forgive.“

7+miles of Cosmo 2 complaining

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler , Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller)
PAX: Cosmo 2, Gibbler, Hot Tub (John Muller)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: none. It was cold. We ran. Slowly for the first mile.
THE THANG: 7 +miles from Asylum down Kingston Pike towards Fresh Market dodging cars and random concrete blocks on the sidewalk while listening to Cosmo 2 complain about the high traffic volume. We were only supposed to run 5 miles but he who shall not be named somehow “rounded” up. Hot Tub and I were surprised there was no cramping followed by a hospital stay.
MARY:
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COT:

CMUsday on a Wednesday

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Charmin (John Willis), Cosmo 2, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, Rainbow, Hands, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Gibbler, Tropicana, Bunny, Hot Tub (John Muller), @grandslam
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: usual with cherry pickers tie fighters and Tennessee rocking chairs
THE THANG: 15 exercises mostly with a CMU. We listened to @Charmin complain about how the Q would appear on Strava. Cosmo 2 and @Bunny teamed up for pickle pounders.
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

The Marty McFly fade

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Bunny, TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Mailbox, Pac-man, Rainbow, Double Wide, Hands, Tropicana, Gibbler, Love’s, WORM, G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), p-nut, Newton, Wham-O, Trotline
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
First things first, G-6 himself posted at Asylum this morning, that’s an entire backblast right there. P-nut showing up made it even more historic, so unFNGs Wham-O and Trotline were given a remarkable first time back.

Opening the mailbag: SSH, BSIA, Shoulder Blasters.

A letter from the PAX introduced a tear in the very fabric of the space-time-first-F continuum. How can you grant a request to deny all requests? Your Q was so perplexed that he left the music at the lightpole and we did many Happy Burpees accompanied only by the silence of our deep pondering.

The last hill sprint almost got some merlot out of Wham-O but he took a knee and saved the grounds crew a cleanup.

Matthew 9:2-7. Frederich Buechner, Wishful Thinking: “It is about as hard to absolve yourself of your own guilt as it is to sit in your own lap.”