F3 Knoxville

Happy are we

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: Dung Beetle (Scott Kimsey), P3 (Jordan Simmons), Pac-man, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Hands
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: SSH, froggy squats, inchworm, back and forth in the parking lot several different ways
THE THANG: Route 66 with Merkins, 7’s on the adjacent hill with jump squats and Big Boi sit ups, 3 rounds of catch me if you can, 1 minute of never surrender and then Jack Webb at the cloud, Crab Legs trifecta at the pavilion (table rows, toe merkins, BTTW), mosey around to cardiac and back to the AO
MARY: No time, almost a Q fail!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: None
COT: As advent approaches, are you attached or detached from wealth, power, honor, and pleasure? See the beatitudes in Matthew’s gospel.

Card Shark Time

AO: asylum-am
Q: Dung Beetle (Scott Kimsey)
PAX: Pac-man, TRC/Crab legs, Hands, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Sawdust
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
Unconventional Good Mornings

THE THANG:
Dealing of cards with reps by value and exercises by suit:
– Hearts = Hand Release Merkins
– Diamonds = Dips
– Spades = Step-Ups
– Clubs = Crunches

COT: Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

1 There is an appointed time for everything. And there is a time for every [a]event under heaven—

2 A time to give birth and a time to die;
A time to plant and a time to uproot what is planted.
3 A time to kill and a time to heal;
A time to tear down and a time to build up.
4 A time to weep and a time to laugh;
A time to mourn and a time to dance.
5 A time to throw stones and a time to gather stones;
A time to embrace and a time to shun embracing.
6 A time to search and a time to give up as lost;
A time to keep and a time to throw away.
7 A time to tear apart and a time to sew together;
A time to be silent and a time to speak.
8 A time to love and a time to hate;
A time for war and a time for peace.

Roll, Run & Exercise

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hands, Waxjob, TRC/Crab legs, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Pac-man
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: SSH, Tempo Merkins, Cherry Pickers, Windmills, Rockettes, Tie-Fighters, X-Wings, Rocky Balboas & Karaoke

THE THANG:
Two (2) teams trying to get through all the exercises 4 times. One team works the exercises while the other team runs the route based on chance of rolling a die. Base of operations was the head of Circus Maximus by the electric vehicle charging stations.

Exercises:
• 10 – Burpees
• 15 – Seal Jacks (4 – Count)
• 20 – LBCs (4 – Count)
• 15 – Peter Parkers (4 – Ct)
• 10 – Sumo Squats (4 – Count)
• 15 – Hello Dollys (4 – Ct)
• 20 – Merkins
• 15 – V-Ups
• 10 – Lt. Dans
• 15 – Gas Pumpers
• 20 – Side Crunches (10 EA)
• 15 – Boxcutters (4 – Count)

Let’s Roll & Run:
1. Sanctuary

2. All The Way Around the Circus Maximus

3. Water Cooler
4. Don’t Step onto the Cloud
5. Upper Parking Loop
6. Toilet Building
Let’s Roll & Run:
1. Sanctuary
2. All The Way Around the Circus Maximus
3. Water Cooler
4. Don’t Step onto the Cloud
5. Upper Parking Loop
6. Toilet Building

MARY: Indian Run Back to the AO & a little bit of Dante’s Core

COT: Try not to be “All Over the Place”. Stay calm & focused in quiet times. Matthew 16:18

The Snooze Alarm Impromptu Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Bunny
PAX: P3 (Jordan Simmons), Dodgeball, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Rainbow, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), WORM, Double Wide, Thigh Master (F3 Muletown), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Dung Beetle (Scott Kimsey), Hands, TRC/Crab legs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Pac-man, Love’s, Sawdust, Holes
FNGs: 1 Holes
COUNT: 19
WARMUP: SSH, Tie-Fighters & Rockettes in a Line

THE THANG: Did an escalator with burpees(a few bro-pees), squats, mericans and pickle pounders as we traveled our way around cardiac to Everest.

MARY: Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– IPC Week 4 will be on Ruggles Field.
– Conspicuously absent from his Q was @Woodpecker who hit the snooze button.

COT: Attitude

The 4 x 4

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cinco (Scott McGuire)
PAX: Woodpecker, Double Wide, Love’s (Charlie Mubarak), Hands, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Rainbow, Bunny, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), TRC/Crab legs, Pac-man, Dodgeball, High Heels (Henry Ritchie), Waffle House (Brady Greene), White Belt
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: Stretching 5 Minutes

THE THANG:
“The 4 x 4”
4 Rounds
4 Exercises
44 Reps Each

Round 1 x 4 Sets
A. Push-ups x 11 Reps
B. Jump Squats x 11 Reps
C. Pull Ups x 11 Reps
D. Big Boy Sit Ups x 11 Reps
Repeat no breaks….

Round 2 x 4 Sets
A. 1/4 Mile Run
B. Burpees x 11 Reps
C. Step Ups x 11 Reps
D. Carolina Dry Docks x 11 Reps
Repeat no breaks….

Round 3 x 4 Sets
A. Bench Rows x 11 Reps
B. Dips x 11 Reps (See link below. Arnold showing proper form.)
C. Pickle Pounders x 11 Reps
D. Decline Push-ups x 11 Reps
Repeat no breaks….

Round 4 x 1 Set w/ CMU’s
A. Overhead Press x 44 Reps
B. Biceps Curls x 44 Reps
C. Goblet Squats x 44 Reps
D. Kettle Bell Swings x 44 Reps

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Q fail! Did not make it to Round 4 but at least we got everyone doing Dips the proper way so that’s a win!!!

COT:
ATTITUDE
“The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. It will make or break a company, a church, a school, a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day.
We cannot change our past. We cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you.. we are in charge of our ATTITUDES. – CHARLES SWINDOLL