F3 Knoxville

World Wide Webb

THE SCENE: Shorts Weather and Mitten Conditions
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, Stretchies, Tie Fighters. I would have taken us all the way but I knew we needed unblasted shoulders.
THE WORLD WIDE WEBB:
Jack Webb + lap

The Pop-up Ad (Jump Squat/2-ct Iron Mike) +2 laps

The Cryptobubble (Dip/2-ct Aw Yeah) + lap

The Compuserve (Table Row + Bicycle) + AO/Baby Everest lap

The Dark Webb (Burpee/SSH)

The Dark Webb turns out to be pretty dark and the Q was toast. Crab Legs is made of sterner stuff so he led us in a Bicep Burnout. Mall Walkers halfheartedly joined us for Tempo Squats. The addition of Gibbler turned the mumblechatter into a mumbleroar, as predicted.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Dads, yours and your kids’

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
¡ASYLUM CSAUP THIS SATURDAY!

Two #1 Are Still Eleven, Even In This Asylum

THE SCENE: 39 degrees & humid. We had to watch for fallen limbs from the storm of the Asylum PM crew.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Yes, all the right things
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, TN Rockin’ Chair, Spider Merkins, Windmills
THA-THANG:

  • Route 66 Up To the Overlook:
    • Burpees 10 (-1 at each light pole)
    • Jump Squats 1 (+1 at each light pole)
    • LBC’s (While Waiting on the 6)
  • Elevens Stations at the Overlook:
    1. Station (NO ELEVENS – 10 EACH TIME)
      • Big Boys (10)
      • X-Factor (10 – 4 Count)
    2. Station (NO ELEVENS – 10 EACH TIME)
      • Box Jumps (10)
    3. Station
      • Box Cutters (10)
      • Imperial Squat Walkers (1 – 4 Count)
    4. Station (NO ELEVENS – 10 EACH TIME)
      • Box Jumps (10)
    5. Station
      • Lt. Dan (10)
      • Hand Release Merkins (1)
    6. Station
      • Calf Raises (10 – 4 Count)
      • Dips (1)

MARY:
Boat / Canoe.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 HIM’s, including 1 FNG – Welcome Banjo. Also Double Wide’s 2.0 Newton was in the gloom with us.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Except from Phil Robertson’s book “Uncanceled”. We should not trade insults, but follow: “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.” (John 13:34)
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP, Wesley House Donations, RAM Service Project

Small things = big loop

THE SCENE: A balmy 36.  Perfect weather for a little running
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Short and sweet:  SSH, IC (4ct) x 20; CP, IC (4 ct) x 5; Imperial Squat Walkers, IC (4 ct) x 10
THA-THANG:
Pretty basic for a last minute Q:

Run up Baby Everest and then get on the big loop.  Run the entire loop, finishing down the Dragon and back to the AO.  At various times, we’re executing an American Indian Run.  We did check out the mulch trail (name definitely needed!) over by the dock.  At a couple of junctures, we’re sprinting up hills.  At several points, the Q brings us to a stop and we have escalating exercises, adding reps and then dropping them:

  • 10 burpees
  • 20 merkins
  • 30 squats
  • 40 LBCs

Strava says 2.5 miles covered.
MARY:

Like maybe 5 flutters?  Not much time.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Don’t let big goals overwhelm you.  As VVG said, “Great things are done by a series of small things brought together.”
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Pocket Q

THE SCENE: Brisk Late Fall Morning at the Asylum
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

The normal Merkins with some stretching mixed in.
THA-THANG:
It all started with some running, Indian Run style. Followed by a little Bataan Death March, Kabul Dirty Dozen and Egyptian Walk.  Finished off with Jack Webbs of course.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Proverbs 10:9 – “He who walks in integrity and with moral character, walks securely, But he who takes a crooked way will be discovered and punished.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Christmas announcements

Epiphany tour

THE SCENE: Gloomy fog, cold but very tolerable
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER 
WARM-O-RAMA:

25 SSH in cadence, 10 froggy squats in cadence, Tie fighters, Rockettes and 10 Merkins in cadence
THA-THANG:

  • 25’s at baby Everest with box cutters at the bottom and Grady Corns at the top (5 box cutters, 20 Grady Corns, 10 box cutters, 15 Grady Corns, etc)
  • Mosey to the Overlook, partner up. One partner does AMRAP, other partner runs a lap, then switch.  Exercises were Merkins, Jump Squats, Big Boy Situps, Burpees
  • Mosey to the small pullup pavillion, sprint the last 100+ yard through the parking lot
  • In the small pullup pavillion, 5 pullups, 10 merkins, 4 pullups, 10 merkins all the way down to 1 pullup
  • Mosey back to the AO, sprinting through the last parking lot.
  • Cash it out with ATM’s.
  • MARY:
    Freddy Mercury for the last 30 seconds or so
    COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
    and Newton!!!
    CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
    Though it may be time to take down your Christmas light, choose to keep your light glowing with the joy of Christ’s presence with you
    MOLESKIN:

We prayed for:

  • Asylum member Cloud9 – for his health
  • Sawdust and his daughter – for her upcoming baptism

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
No announcements.  Was generally thought to be a tough workout but Newton really crushed it.