F3 Knoxville

Deflategate 2024

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman
PAX: Cheney, Ribbed, Blindside, Bookman, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Lilo, Madoff, Headgear, Stripped
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: SSHs, Uninterested Abe Vagodas, Cherry Pickers

THE THANG:
Dodgeball!
Throw the ball, burpee
Get hit, 5 burpees
When you score, rifle carry a sandbag to the other side of the pickleball court
First to 10 watches losers do 20 monkey humpers
Every five we do a bonus exercise:
Hello dollys, Freddie mercuries, LBCs, Squats, Lunges
Session ended in a 2-2 tie

MARY: no time, we dodgeballed

ANNOUNCEMENTS: hardship hill 5/27, thunderhead hike 5/18, F3 In The Nude this summer. Wax accordingly.

COT: Keep each other accountable. I will get 5 unassisted push ups by 5/12/25. If not, I need to held accountable.

Most importantly, thanks for starting off the first day of 43 with a ton of fun. I look forward to being out there every MWF and miss it when I can’t be or fartsack.

headach at the equalizer

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Ribbed
PAX: Madoff, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), mouthwash (Mike), Snowbird, Utah, Headgear, Blindside
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
SSH
cherry pickers
Imperial walkers (aka Swimmies)

THE THANG:
mosey to the smoke house get a coupon.
Mosey to the feild
11s burpees and blockies.
Leave the block on one side and run from point a to b to do the blockies.

11’s Curls and butterfly situps.
Stop for time drop off the coupons in the sweathouse.
fellowship mosey to the
MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: GTE two weeks out.

COT:
Matthew 22:36-40
remember all these things!

Heavy Day: Now with Movement

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Blindside
PAX: Ribbed, Stripped, Headgear, Bungee, Smithers, Bookman, Blindside, Madoff
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8

WARMUP: we warmed up

THE THANG:
With Rucks on…
11s of merkins and squats at Flagpole and Playground. Slow and good form. Shuffle in between if you’re feeling spicy.

Rounds of 10 at the Bathouse:
Pull-ups (slick)
WW3 Sit-ups
Lunges (10 each leg)
Merkins
Shuffle down ramp and back up R/R

Standard Ruck up Carpenter’s Hill and back to AO

MARY:
SWB: Stretching w/ Blindside

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Escape from Haw Ridge 4/5
GTE 4/26-4/28

COT:
Be intentional.

Board GAINS

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Blindside
PAX: Stripped, Ice Cold, mouthwash (Mike), Snowbird, Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Blindside, Headgear
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
Tempo Squats IC x10 | Ab-eh Vi-go-das IC x6

THE THANG:
Mosey to picnic table near pickleball court. Set up the Board GAINS game and begin.
Roll dice, move piece around the board, complete the exercise

MARY:
Small amount of stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hot Toddy Triple Q on Saturday
Convergence on 1/20 at Big Ball
F3KnoxRucks sign ups!! Check the website!!

COT:
Be consistent. Don’t be afraid to start over. Track your progress. Get better everyday.

Harmony in the Shadow: An Ode to Blindside

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Ribbed
PAX: Madoff, Headgear, mouthwash (Mike), High Heels (Henry Ritchie), High Heels, Ribbed, Ice Cold, Stripped
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
7 tie fighters front and back
7 SSH
3 Cherry pickers
THE THANG:
Mosey to the splash pad.
we have a ladder workout. 12 down to 1 and then do a lap around Stonehenge and back down to the bathhouse and back to the splashpad.

12- BBS
11- 2ct moutain climbers
10- 2ct shoulder taps
9- merkings
8- squats
7- 2ct flutter kicks
6- flutter kicks
5- step ups
4- 2ct hello dolly
3- imperial squat walkers
2- HR / ST Merkins
1- Burpee
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

enjoys this season of advent.