F3 Knoxville

Good to be back

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Ribbed
PAX: Stripped, Snowbird, Cheney, mouthwash (Mike), Headgear, Smithers, High Heels (Henry Ritchie), Madoff, Ribbed
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: one squat

THE THANG:

Four different stations after you partner up.
First patient one partner does an exercise while the other partner runs to the next station and runs back and switches with the other partner.
Do this three times and then go to the second station and run from the second station to the third station and so on and so forth

This is a classic ribbed workout, not much needs to be said. Except for the fact that because I did not have any instructions, it was like a bunch of wild horses, figuring out what to do and people were running around like chickens with their heads cut off.

MARY: stretching with ribbed

ANNOUNCEMENTS: don’t @channel the channel

COT:

“Whoever is slow to anger is better than the mighty, and he who rules his spirit than he who takes a city.”
‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭16‬:‭32‬ ‭ESV‬‬
bible.com/bible/59/pro.16.32.ESV

CMU Tabata

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Snowbird
PAX: Bookman, Stripped, Madoff, mouthwash (Mike), Smithers, Cheney, Headgear
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: SSH, rockettes, LB arm circles, grady corns, tempo merkins

THE THANG: Tabata 20 sec work, 10 sec rest x8 rounds

two groups, 1 on cmus, the other body weight, switching after every cycle

Mosey after completing both exercises in set

CMU elevated eccentric merkins // hand stands

CMU bent over rows // jump squats

CMU light rails (curl into arm extension) // wall sits

MARY: no time!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: na

COT:

“The LORD is compassionate and gracious, Slow to anger and abounding in lovingkindness. He will not always strive with us, Nor will He keep His anger forever. He has not dealt with us according to our sins, Nor rewarded us according to our iniquities. For as high as the heavens are above the earth, So great is His lovingkindness toward those who fear Him.” Ps 103:8-11

Q10 Doubles

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Headgear
PAX: Blindside, Cheney, Headgear, High Heels, Ice Cold, Madoff, mouthwash (Mike), Smithers, Snowbird, Stripped
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
Warm up:
20 SSH
20 Tie fighters each way
15 Grady corns
4 Cherry pickers

Doubles dice game with a lap on the 10s

Mary- 1 minute of glute bridges

2 song thoughts:

First song: I’m so blessed by CAIN. “On my best days, I’m a child of God, and on my worst days, I’m a child of God.”

(Here’s a cover of the song recently posted by my alma mater that I’ve been jamming this weekend https://youtu.be/TfkITY6wKng)

Second song is from Frozen—“We’re not saying you can change him, cause people don’t really change.”

I really don’t like that line, and am reminded of the story of prison warden Clinton Duffy. During the 1940s and 1950s, Warden Duffy was well known for his efforts to rehabilitate the men in his prison. Said one critic, “You should know that leopards don’t change their spots!” Replied Warden Duffy, “You should know I don’t work with leopards. I work with men, and men change every day.”

There are examples in the scriptures of people making this kind of change—think Jonah, Saul of Tarshish. Also some good examples in literature— Ebeneezeer Scrooge, the grinch, etc.

In my life, the key to making lasting changes is Jesus Christ. He will heal you from sin as you repent. He will heal you from sadness and fear. He will heal you from the wounds of this world.

Whatever questions or problems you have, the answer is always found in the life and teachings of Jesus Christ.

The Lord needs better men, so let’s rise to His call! I’ve seen in my life that He will give us the power, stamina, and resources we need to enable whatever changes we need to make to follow Him.

Deflategate 2024

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman
PAX: Cheney, Ribbed, Blindside, Bookman, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Lilo, Madoff, Headgear, Stripped
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: SSHs, Uninterested Abe Vagodas, Cherry Pickers

THE THANG:
Dodgeball!
Throw the ball, burpee
Get hit, 5 burpees
When you score, rifle carry a sandbag to the other side of the pickleball court
First to 10 watches losers do 20 monkey humpers
Every five we do a bonus exercise:
Hello dollys, Freddie mercuries, LBCs, Squats, Lunges
Session ended in a 2-2 tie

MARY: no time, we dodgeballed

ANNOUNCEMENTS: hardship hill 5/27, thunderhead hike 5/18, F3 In The Nude this summer. Wax accordingly.

COT: Keep each other accountable. I will get 5 unassisted push ups by 5/12/25. If not, I need to held accountable.

Most importantly, thanks for starting off the first day of 43 with a ton of fun. I look forward to being out there every MWF and miss it when I can’t be or fartsack.

headach at the equalizer

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Ribbed
PAX: Madoff, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), mouthwash (Mike), Snowbird, Utah, Headgear, Blindside
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
SSH
cherry pickers
Imperial walkers (aka Swimmies)

THE THANG:
mosey to the smoke house get a coupon.
Mosey to the feild
11s burpees and blockies.
Leave the block on one side and run from point a to b to do the blockies.

11’s Curls and butterfly situps.
Stop for time drop off the coupons in the sweathouse.
fellowship mosey to the
MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: GTE two weeks out.

COT:
Matthew 22:36-40
remember all these things!