F3 Knoxville

Don’t Cheat Yaself…

AO: shamrock
Q: Free Fall
PAX: Charmin (John Willis), Mermaid, Craps, Squatter, Anchorman, Crawlspace, Drano, Eliza, Gringo, Honeydew, Lizzy, Stitch, MacGruber, Ted Fisher aka Brown Squirrel
FNGs: 1 Ted Fisher aka Brown Squirrel
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:

– SSH’s
– Neck rolls
– Windmills forward/backwards
– Baby arm circles in cadence – forward & backwards
– Side stretch
– Cherry pickers
– Toe touch
– Down dog

THE THANG:

Mosey to CMU pile

Partner up – total reps, partner runs the island, hold high plank until everyone is done after each exercise

– 100 CMU Curls
– 100 ‘mercans
– 100 CMU Overhead tri-cep extensions
– 100 CMU law mowers
– 50 goblet squats

Mosey to field

On the sideline. PAX do exercise, then all run across field (sprint/jog pace), everyone hold al gore until all are across, then next exercise.

– 20 Big Boy Sit-Ups
– 30 LBCs
– 15 American Hammers (IC, 4-ct)
– 15 Freddy Mercuries (IC, 4-ct)
– 20 Leg lifts (IC)

MARY:

20 Hello Dollies (IC)

– Hello Dollie’s
– Jane Fondas
– Leg Extensions

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Ask Lizzy

COT:

“We call Abraham “father” not because he got God’s attention by living like a saint, but because God made something out of Abraham when he was a nobody. Isn’t that what we’ve always read in Scripture, God saying to Abraham, “I set you up as father of many peoples”? Abraham was first named “father” and then became a father because he dared to trust God to do what only God could do: raise the dead to life, with a word make something out of nothing. When everything was hopeless, Abraham believed anyway, deciding to live not on the basis of what he saw he couldn’t do but on what God said he would do. And so he was made father of a multitude of peoples. God himself said to him, “You’re going to have a big family, Abraham!” – Romans 4:17-18

“Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego answered King Nebuchadnezzar, “Your threat means nothing to us. If you throw us in the fire, the God we serve can rescue us from your roaring furnace and anything else you might cook up, O king. But even if he doesn’t, it wouldn’t make a bit of difference, O king. We still wouldn’t serve your gods or worship the gold statue you set up.” – Daniel 3:16-18

Our God is capable of making something out of nothing. In fact, He loves to show up when we’ve got nothing left. BUT, “even if He doesn’t,” may we still be men enough to hold true.

4 mile track ruck

AO: shamruck
Q: Eliza
PAX: Mermaid, Dumpster Dive, Baby Boomer, Booster, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Honeydew, Lizzy, Eliza, Base Salary, Webster, Craps
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11

THE THANG: target is 16 laps in 1 hour. 4 pax succeeded : Eliza, Lizzy, mermaid, craps

COT: Maslows hierarchy of needs: are you meeting the needs of others? F3 helps us fill out need for friendship and sense of connection

Forget the plan. Let’s do this instead.

AO: shamrock
Q: Eliza
PAX: Flower Pot, Stitch, Lizzy, slappy, Eliza, Honeydew, Dog Bite
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: stretching. Cherry pickers. Baby arm circles. Moroccan Night Clubs, Grady Corns

THE THANG:
part 1
Mosey to pavilion
10 step ups each leg
10 dips
10 merkins.

Repeat with 8,6,4,2

Part 2
CMU pile
25 curls
25 Overhead press
20 rows each side
5 blockees

Slowzy mumble chatter walk to curb and back. Repeat 2 more times

Part 3
11s with squats and rocky balboas from stadium entrance to curb and back

MARY: EH chat with the cross country coach at Catholic- military kid from DC Mike Spooner…good talk. Offered to help with facilities. May come out one day. Potential fng names : spoonman, soundgarden, forker? Maybe

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 0

COT: I keep putting things off around the house cause we’re so busy with sports and stuff but i keep finding time to play golf and go out. This weekend i had opportunities to do some fun stuff and my wife called me out and so i stayed home and did the work. Who do you need to listen to and make time for?

Jungle Rumble

AO: shamrock
Q: Drano
PAX: slappy, Mermaid, Squatter, Anchorman, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Stitch, Eliza, Baby Boomer, Dumpster Dive, Dog Bite, Band Camp, Honeydew, Skidmark freefall craps
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
WARMUP:

• Side Straddle Hops (SSH): 20 IC (in cadence) – Classic jumping jacks to wake up the legs and arms.
• Imperial Walkers: 15 IC – March in place with a twist, channeling your inner stormtrooper marching through the jungle vines.
• Arm Circles: 10 forward + 10 backward IC – Small to big circles to loosen the shoulders.
• Good Mornings: 10 IC – Bend at the waist with straight legs, like bowing to the jungle king.
• Merkins (Push-ups): 10 OYO (on your own) – Standard form to prime the upper body.
• Air Squats: 15 OYO – Deep squats to fire up the quads.
Mosey to the football field

THE THANG:

The main event: A partner-based “Jungle Circuit” with animal-themed exercises for fun, mixed with cardio bursts to keep it challenging. Pair up with a battle buddy (if odd number, one group of three). We’ll do two rounds of the circuit, with a twist for competition. Each station lasts ~3-4 minutes; rotate quickly. Total circuit time per round: ~10-12 minutes, plus transitions.
Circuit Stations (AMRAP – As Many Rounds As Possible in the time):
1. Monkey Burpees: Partner A does burpees with a gorilla chest pound at the top (jump up, pound chest, repeat). Partner B holds a plank. Switch after 10 burpees each. (Fun factor: Make monkey noises for laughs; challenging: Full burpee with push-up.)
2. Frog Jumps + Bear Crawl Relay: Leap like frogs (squat jumps) across a 20-yard distance, then bear crawl back. Partners alternate turns. (Fun: Race your partner; challenging: Low bear crawl form to burn the core and shoulders.)
3. Lion Merkins Pyramid: Together, do merkins in a pyramid: 1-2-3-2-1 (or scale up to 5 if you’re beasts). High-five at the top of each set. (Fun: Roar like lions on the last rep; challenging: Diamond merkins for the pyramid peak.)
4. Snake Slithers (Partner Carry): Partner A fireman carries Partner B 20 yards, then switch. If carries are too tough, modify to wheelbarrow walks. (Fun: Yell “Slither away!” during the carry; challenging: Add a sprint back after dropping your partner.)
5. Eagle Flutters + Sprint: One partner does flutter kicks (on back, legs kicking like flying) while the other sprints 50 yards and back. Switch. Aim for 20 kicks per turn. (Fun: Flap arms like wings; challenging: Keep legs low for max ab burn.)
Twist for Fun & Challenge: Between rounds, play “Rock-Paper-Scissors Burpee Battle” – Loser does 5 burpees

If time permits, circle game with animal sounds. One PAX is in the middle of the group. He covers his eyes and spins around 5 times. The rest of the PAX will move around the circle to make sure the “it” PAX does not know where everyone is located. Q points while “it” has his eyes closed and says an animal. The PAX pointed at them has to mimic the animal noise. The “it” then has to say who he believes the noise is coming from by naming the PAX. If he is correct, the PAX who spoke is not “it”. If he is wrong, he goes for another round.

MARY:

• Plank Jungle Hold: Standard plank, but alternate lifting one arm like reaching for a vine – 60 seconds.
• LBCs (Little Baby Crunches): 20 IC – On back, crunch with a twist to mimic dodging jungle obstacles.
• American Hammers: 15 IC per side – Russian twists with “hammer” claps, like chopping through underbrush.
• Leg Raises: 15 OYO – Lying down, raise legs to 90 degrees, slow and controlled for that deep burn.
• Superman Holds: 45 seconds – Face down, arms and legs lifted like flying through the canopy.
• Cool-down Stretch: Finish with child’s pose for 1 minute each to recover.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Prayer requests for skid marks wife, anchorman’s niece (stage three cancer), and Mermaid’s daughter (wisdom teeth pulled today)

COT:

Don’t take yourself too seriously. We made a lot of funny noises today and had some good laughs. I’ve spent most of my life afraid of being myself. I used to say I am a chameleon, because I can fit in everywhere. But, the reality for me was that I wasn’t really being true to my character and personality anywhere. Often times I was afraid to be silly or goofy in certain settings. While I understand not every setting is the proper setting for those things, I was ignoring them for wisdom, I was ignoring them because I was afraid of what people would think of me. My encouragement to you today is just be yourself. Whether that’s goofy and silly, more serious, or calculated. Whoever you are, don’t be afraid of expressing that. And… don’t be afraid to look ridiculous sometimes. Laugh when you’ve got egg on your face. Life’s too short to be serious all the time.

Sandbag Heist

AO: shamrock
Q: Mermaid
PAX: Dog Bite, Anchorman, Drano, Squatter, slappy, Gringo, Eliza, Lizzy, Honeydew, Stitch, Free Fall (Justin Whitaker), Mermaid
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
lower back stuff, hip stretch, SSH, temp merks, tempo squats
THE THANG:
sandbags of 80, 60, 60, 40, 20 lbs were at the 10 yard line. Teams were divided into two groups of 6. One team stood in the end zone, the other at the 20.

A value was assigned to each sandbag as well as a specific exercise. One member from each team took a asandbag from the pile, carried it to their zone, did the requisite exercises and recorded the points. Then the next man for each team took a turn. You could take a bag from the middle, or steal it from the opposing team. While the sandbags were being carried, the rest of the PAX alternated calling exercises and performing those until another exercise was called.

Rd 1
20lb – 1 pt – 20 squats
40lb – 2pts – don’t remember, will consult my cardboard
60lb – 3pts – 10 Thrusters
80lb – 8 lifts from the ground, and toss it over your head
slosey to the opposite end zone and back
Rd 2
20lb – 1 pt – 20 american hammers
40lb – 2pts – 20 lift to chin
60lb – 3pts – 10 OHP and 10 mtn climbers
80lb – 4pts – 5 manmakers
slosey to the opposite end zone and back
MARY:
Tempo LBC’s, flutter kicks, tempo LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
I like to do hard things at F3 to prepare me for hard things in life. Thursday was a hard day a work with a termination and two team members who have been diagnosed with prostate cancer. It was a difficult day, but the prep we do in F3 makes the hard things in life easier.


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