F3 Knoxville

Tag: Mandolin

Coyote Ugly

THE SCENE:

65 degrees. Clear skies. Just right for a beatdown.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Cherry Pickers x10 IC
  • Tempo Squat x10 IC
  • Red Bull Smurf Jacks x20 IC
  • Nancy Kerrigans x10 IC one leg forwards, x10 IC other leg backwards
  • Happy Jacks x20 IC
  • Merkin Mania OYO (5 of each – diamond, normal, wide, crucible, staggered left, staggered right, tempo, hand release)

THA-THANG:

Mosey to picnic tables/railing area

Number off into 2 groups. Complete either Phase 1 or 2, then switch to other.

  • Phase 1
    • Partner up and do 5 Coyote Uglies on picnic benches. Switch with partner.
  • Phase 2
    • 20 pull-ups on railings, 20 LBCs 4ct., 20 London Bridges 4ct.
  • Phase 3 (Ring-o-Fire)
    • PAX runs to middle and completes 5 Abyss Merkins on picnic tables
    • Other PAX in circle complete various exercises (Side Straddle Hops, Jump Squats, Iron Mikes, Imperial Walkers)

Mosey to Large Parking Lot

Doracides – Partner 1 does 3 suicides to 3 cones (1 burpee at cone 1, 2 burpees at cone 2, 3 burpees at cone 3) while Partner 2 works on exercise reps. Then switch.

  • 100 Carolina Dry Docks
  • 200 Plank Jacks
  • 300 Rosalitas
  • 400 Moroccan Night Clubs (Called “Recover!” before we could start/finish Moroccan Night Clubs)

Mosey to AO

MARY:

  • Flutter Kicks x15 IC (led by Erector)
  • Howling Monkeys
    • Ring-o-Fire – PAX hold Monkey Humper position while each man completes 10 Monkey Humpers one at a time.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

12 HIMs: Onesie, Gump, Booster, Mandolin, Judge Judy, Sty, Cheatsheet, 5K, Erector, Spotter, Commission, Guano

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Philippians 2:3 – “Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit, but rather in humility consider others better than yourself.”

MOLESKIN:

This was my last Q before moving to Greenville, SC. F3 has meant so much to me, and I’m blessed to be a part of such a great AO and region. I’m looking forward to coming back and visiting when I’m in town to visit my in-laws.

Prayer requests for different family members and a friend going through a life crisis. Pray that God brings his comfort and peace and uses these situations to bring people to himself.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

5K will be Q-ing this Friday at JUCO. The only question is if the JUCOnians will be able to recover before Friday after Monday’s and today’s workouts.

All For His Glory

THE SCENE: Steamy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
LBAC (f)/(b), Tempo Merkins, MCs, Tempo Squats, Calve Raises
THA-THANG:
Mosey to East side of campus. 10 light poles (30yds-40yds apart) along road. Lunge to each pole, stopping at each one for 10 Werkins, 10 Merkins, 10 Diamond Merkins. PAX made 8 poles.  No walking or running allowed – only lunging.

Slowsy to adjacent large parking lot.  P1 does ab exercise while P2 does distance run. P2 returns and rescue drags P1 to next parking lane. Switch and repeat across entire lot.

MARY:
Imperial Walkers, Pickle Pounders, Freddy Mercuries, “Row Your Boat” by Waxjob.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Lucky 13
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
1 Corinthians 10:31.  Everything you do, do for His glory.  You are either making Him look good, or making Him look bad.  Choose the former – be a good ambassador for the Lord. in everything we do.
MOLESKIN:
Spotter told me his legs were shot before the workout……..I’m so sorry.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Prayers for Commission and his friend who is battling alcohol addiction.

Crazy 48s

THE SCENE: 70s… Wet and muggy! Not raining though.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x25 IC
Tempo merkins x10 IC
Rockettes x15 IC
Tie Fighters x10 each way IC
Hindurkins x10 IC
Tempo CDD x10 IC

THA-THANG:
Insert information about the workout.
Start in the parking lot:
1 lap around the lot, 24 Merkins at each end for 48 total.

Mosey to the Watt Rd field:
1 lap, 12 Merkins and 12 Iron Mikes at each corner for 48 reps of each exercise.

Mosey back to field #1:
1 lap, 8 merkins, 8 Iron Mikes, 8 hand-release dry docks at each corner plus midfield for 48 reps

Mosey to the upper field:
1 lap, run in a figure 8 to make 8 stops
6 merkins, 6 Iron Mikes, 6 hand-release dry docks, and 6 8-count body builders at each stop for 48 reps

Sure doesn’t sound like much, but we’re outta time!

MARY:
48x 4-ct Flutter Kicks IC
2 rounds Row your Boat
7 4-ct LBCs until time up!
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 PAX with one FNG knocked out a total of 356 Merkins and Dry Docks, according to Cornhole and Cosmo!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Today is my second F3versary… All of your HIMs have been a real encouragement to me, and I look forward to embracing the suck with you every time I post. I love you guys!
MOLESKIN:
When I was planning this Q, I wasn’t sure about that last lap around the field… Only 6 reps? I was both pleasantly and unpleasantly surprised at the sufficiency of suck provided by those 6 reps!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.