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AO: the-project
Q: Mathlete
PAX: Ocho, Baby Face, Biohack, Nosedive, Erector, Munge, TombRaider, Patch Adams, Mathlete, Tom Tom
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:
SSH, tempo squats, LBAC, tempo merkins,
THE THANG:
On the back porch: 2 minutes max merkins – this is your income. Double check your W2 by doing your income x2 squats
Mosey to the pool wall and get your dependent info from the top of the fridge with 8 Wall-pees
Mosey to the playground and get your deductions: 3 sets of 5x pull ups and 20x BBS
Mosey to the parallel bars and let yourself down easy when you realize you’re using the standard deduction: 2 sets of 15 inverse rows and 20 Freddie’s
Mosey to the bell and do some calculations: hold a plank for 40 seconds while you calculate the percentage of your outcome, then do the reps.
– 10% diamond Derkins
– 25% step ups
– 30% dips
– 43% split squats
Take it to the post office by making a lap.
But you forgot to write the check, do 25% burpees
Now run it back to the flag
MARY:
Box cutters, basilisks, flutter kicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill, Forg3 Ascents
COT:
1 Timothy 6:10, Luke 18:18-27
Money is necessary, but we must be careful about our relationship with it. As Paul points out, money is not the root of evil, but the Love of money. This requires constant regrounding and cross checking. In my experience, one of the most helpful actions you can take to support a healthy relationship with money is to make giving your top priority.

[lostpearls] April You vs You

AO: lostpearls
Q: Bail Bonds
PAX: Natty, flyball, CareBear, Borg, Mathlete, Biohack, Bail Bonds
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
SSH, Cherry Pickers, Lateral Lunges, OH Claps, Seal Claps, Tempo Merkins, X-Factor

THE THANG:
The Workout:
PART 1: RUN
10-minute timer
Begin at Line 1:
Run to Line 2 (10 yards) and back
Run to Line 3 (20 yards) and back
Run to Line 4 (30 yards) and back
→ That’s 1 rep
Rinse and repeat for 10 minutes
Record total reps
1-minute rest

PART 2: AMRAP
3×2-minute timer (no rest between movements)
Count total reps (cumulative):
2 minutes AMRAP Side-Straddle Hops (SSH)
2 minutes AMRAP High Knees (count 1 leg)
2 minutes AMRAP Mountain Climbers (count 1 leg)
3 minutes rest
Record total reps from Round 1

THEN… REPEAT THE ENTIRE WORKOUT
Start over from Part 1 and repeat the full circuit. Reset your rep count.

Submit Your Scores (4 Total):
Round 1 Run Reps
Round 1 AMRAP Reps
Round 2 Run Reps
Round 2 AMRAP Reps

MARY:
None

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill is 5/17, extra discounts to help tear down

COT:
Change is inevitable. It can be good or bad. Expected or not. But regardless, you can have faith that your Heavenly Father loves you and give Him glory. Trust the process. Don’t be stubborn. Be flexible.
See the attached quote from Chadd Wright.

Elevensies

AO: the-project
Q: Erector
PAX: Baby Face, Borg, Mathlete, Nosedive, Ocho, Tom Tom, Erector
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
15 SSH, 10 mountain climbers, 10 tempo merkins, 15 Moroccan night club, 10 tempo squats, 10 harry Rockettes, 5 cherry pickers
THE THANG:
A workout of 11s.
Mosey to the steps beside the amphitheatre: merkins at the bottom and jump squats at the top.
Mosey to the playground: pull-ups at the playground and step ups at the amphitheatre.
Mosey to the East lot: burpees on one side and dive bombers on the other.
We did not complete them all.
MARY:
Plank
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Sign up for Hardship Hill
COT:
The Barkley Marathons just finished up a couple of weeks ago with no finishers. Any long distance race requires a lot of training to be able to reach the finish line. These are endurance races, not sprints. Our lives are also not a sprint. The author of Hebrews has some words in spiritual endurance.
Hebrews 12:1-3 NASB1995
[1] Therefore, since we have so great a cloud of witnesses surrounding us, let us also lay aside every encumbrance and the sin which so easily entangles us, and let us run with endurance the race that is set before us, [2] fixing our eyes on Jesus, the author and perfecter of faith, who for the joy set before Him endured the cross, despising the shame, and has sat down at the right hand of the throne of God. [3] For consider Him who has endured such hostility by sinners against Himself, so that you will not grow weary and lose heart.
Sin is one of those things that can slow us down and prevent us from reaching our spiritual goals. I encourage you to keep training! Build your endurance so that you may finish the race.
2 Timothy 4:7-8 NASB1995
[7] I have fought the good fight, I have finished the course, I have kept the faith; [8] in the future there is laid up for me the crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous Judge, will award to me on that day; and not only to me, but also to all who have loved His appearing.

[lostpearls] Slow Burn with CMUs

AO: lostpearls
Q: Bail Bonds
PAX: flyball, Alice, Mathlete, Natty, Papa Lock, Bail Bonds, Ground Jordan
FNGs: 1 Ground Jordan
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
SSH, OH Claps, Seal Claps, Tie Fighters, Lateral Lunges, TN Rocking Chairs, Mucho Legos, burpees, Shoulder Taps, Mtn Climbers, Oblique V-ups, LBCs, run

THE THANG:
Tabata, 60 sec, 15 sec rest, with CMU
Tempo squats
Tempo leg lifts, holding up CMU
Tempo tricep extensions
Tempo curls
Tempo OHP
Tempo lunges
Tempo deadlift
Tempo BBs
Tempo Dismond Derkins
Run
X2

MARY:
Plank hold and Tempo Merkins

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill 5/17

COT:
What are your spiritual gifts? No, not fruits of the spirit like I wanted to consider. Spiritual gifts are specific to you and how God created you!
My challenge to you is to take a spiritual gifts test and see where you fall. Then, decide if you’re using those God-given gifts to further his kingdom. It’s convicting….and it should be. None of us are perfect. Be vulnerable and honest with yourself. Maybe even share it with someone else.

See 1 Corinthians 12:4-11 in the comments.

The Princess Bride

AO: the-project
Q: Biohack
PAX: Tom Tom, Mathlete, Ocho, Biohack, Munge, Tomb Raider
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
-Projectivator
-Tempo squats
-Tempo merkins
-Cherry pickers

THE THANG:
1. Run to the parallel bars
2. 20 inverse rows as we sail to the Cliffs of Insanity!
3. 10 Wallpies and go over the pool wall.
1. First one over must say the quote (I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive).
1. Left side plank for 30 sec.
1. Why are you smiling?
2. I know something you don’t know.
3. I’m not left handed
1. Right side plank for 30 sec.
2. My way is not very sportsman-like
1. Hang from the monkey bars for 1 min.
1. Run to the bell.
2. Build immunity to iocane powder.
1. 20 dips
1. Run to K25 hill and to the top.
2. Roll down the hill towards the fire swamp.
3. Run back up and over and leap the fire geyser at the bottom.
4. Ring of fire as we battle rodents of unusual size.
5. Squatting ring of fire as we escape the lightning sand.
6. We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
7. Death march to the bell as we fall into the pit of despair.
8. Not to 50! 50 dips
9. Buddy carry halfway across the field as we take Westley to Miracle Max
1. Switch and carry back
1. If only we had a Wheelbarrow
1. Partner wheelbarrow back and forth by the bell
1. Mawage is what bwings us togetwar, today
1. Al Gore while we quote the scene (Wuv, twoo wuv also)
1. The chase! Jail break to the shovel flag. No wammies!
2. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
1. Overhead clap. In cadence. Until it hurts like you’ve been stabbed in the arms.
1. To the pain!
1. Ring of fire.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Ezekiel 4:4-6 & 9-12 show God telling Ezekiel to do some very hard things that don’t have an apparent immediate benefit for anybody.

Have there been times in your life, or are you in one now, where things are hard or painful and it doesn’t seem to be for any good reason at all? Remember the promises from the Bible: God is in control. He knows the outcome. He controls the outcome. He has promised good outcomes for those who love Him and are called to his purpose.

Final thoughts: watch out for that Ezekiel bread…