F3 Knoxville

Lords of the Rings

THE SCENE: 66 degrees and a calm and beautiful morning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Karate Jacks, Imperial Squawkers, Tempo Merkins, Bird Dogs, Knoxville Cherry-Pickers, Moroccan Night Clubs, Stretch on your own

THA-THANG:

Ruggers Run: modified Indian run with a rugby ball – pass it back, last man sprints it back to the front of the line.

The mission: Gather the required hash (tally) marks for each exercise group.  Most hash marks required multiple reps to count, and approved modifications to earn a tally were included.

  • Karate Jacks (4 count)
    1 hash = 20 KJ’s
    40 hash marks required
  • Rings Pull-ups
    2 Inverted Rows : 1 PU
    1 hash = 5 PU*10 IR
    40 hash marks required
  • Running Laps
    1 hash = 1 lap**
    30 hash marks required
  • Imperial Squawkers (4 count)
    1.5 squats : 1 IS
    1 hash = 20 IS30 squats
    40 hash marks required
  • Bird Dogs (4 count)
    1 Big Boy : 1 BD
    3 LBC : 1 BD
    1 hash = 20 BD, 20 BB, 60 LBC
    40 hash marks required
  • Derkins
    1 merkins : 1 Dk
    3 incline merkins : 1 Dk
    1 hash = 15 Dk, 30 Mk, 45 IM
    40 hash marks required

* A rather heavy towing chain was present.  Any that did pull-ups wearing the chain got to put a bonus hash mark in any category.

** A 45 lb weight vest was present.  Any that ran the lap wearing the vest got to put a bonus hash mark anywhere they wanted.

Mission was accomplished with time to spare.  Outstanding effort, HIMs!

Mosey back to the flag.

MARY:
Shoulder burn to finish out the day!  Grady Corns into Moroccan Night Clubs into Little Baby Arm Circles (both ways) – high reps with no breaks in between!.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

“For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith – and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God – not by works, so that no one can boast.” (Ephesians 2:8-9, NIV)

Four Approaches to Salvation.  What saves us?  How is salvation accomplished?  Some people believe that you are saved by subtraction.  You just need to stop doing certain bad things and you will be right with God.  Others believe that you are saved by service.  If you just do enough good things, go to church, be nice, get baptized, and give enough, you will qualify for salvation.  Still others believe in salvation by comparison.  In comparison to really bad people, they are justified before God.  None of those options work.  None of those will make you “righteous” or right with God.  You can’t earn it, and you’ll never deserve it.  We are saved by grace – God’s grace!  Salvation has nothing to do with what we can do.  It’s all about what Jesus has already done!

MOLESKIN:
A record turnout for me and a huge welcome to Rocket’s father and triple respect: “Keating”!  We hope to see you come out again soon!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill is almost here!  Flag handoff this Friday at Rampart.

5/11 Moving Weight

THE SCENE: 61 F, Cloudy and Dry
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Projectivator, Tempo Squats, Tempo Merkins, Arm Circles (forward and backwards)
THA-THANG:
Divided into groups of 3 with 4 stations.  Each station had 3 exercises, but only one had a count.  Each person takes an exercise.  When the guy with the exercise with the count finishes, then the station rotates around the exercises.  About every five minutes call for the groups to rotate stations.

Station 1 – Deadlifts x 12, Figure 8 (Hold a weight at full arm extension and move it in a figure 8), Curls

Station 2 – Suitcase Squat (Hold a weight in one arm to make you off balance and squat) x 10, Fly, Dips

Station 3 – Heavy Lunge x 10 ea., Row, Derkin

Station 4 – Single Leg Pickle Pointer x 12 ea., Weighted Arm Circles, Overhead Press

MARY:
Got back in time for some Mary, including Basilisks, Boxcutters, Hello Dollys, Imperial Squawkers.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Had a guest Peffercorn from F3 Spring Hill who was coming through town for work
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Recounted a conversation with my sister on my 40th birthday.  We talked about the story of the Vinegar Tasters from the Tao of Pooh.  Three figure represent Buddha, Confucius and Laozi.  Each are drinking from a pot that is understood to be life.  Confucius finds it bitter, because in Confucianism life is not understandable and all you can do is follow tradition.  Buddha is indifferent since Buddhism teaches non-attachment, so you are not supposed to care about how it is.  Laozi looks to be enjoying it since life is sweet.

As we grow older, we are often told that it gets worse from here.  Things hurt more.  You can’t do the things you once could. The point from the story is that this is perspective.  The same circumstance can be viewed from a positive or negative light.  If you hurt more after exercise, you can also be happy that you CAN exercise.  If you are struggling with your family, then you can be grateful you have family you like enough to worry over.
MOLESKIN:
If I did a similar workout again, I would probably try to switch around the groups some to allow people to interact with different people throughout the work out.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Talked about upcoming Hardship Hill

Han Solo

THE SCENE: Very cold for May.  Clear skies. Full moon
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  1. B wings (projectivator)
  2. Imperial walkers
  3. Tie fighters
  4. X wings (overhead claps)
  5. Spice miners (cherry pickers)

THA-THANG:

Mosey to ORAU. Read the quote and complete the exercise then run up and down the hill.  Hold a podracer (Al Gore) for the six.

Scenes:

  1. “I have a bad feeling about this” – 10 thrusters
  2. “Then I’ll see you in Hell!” – 10 Blockees
  3. “Boring conversation anyway” – 50 curls
  4. “I thought they smelled bad on the outside!” – 30 heavy squats
  5. “Never tell me the odds” – 30 overhead press
  6. “You like me because I’m a scoundrel. There aren’t enough scoundrels in your life.” – 30 heavy freddy’s
  7. “No reward is worth this.” – 10 Urkey Durkery’s
  8. “One thing’s for sure, we’re all gonna be a lot thinner.” – 100 LBCs
  9. “What an incredible smell you’ve discovered!” – 20 heavy lunges
  10. “Great, kid. Don’t get cocky.” – 20 heavy pickle pointers
  11. “I know.” – 30 tricep extensions

MARY:
Imperial Walkers and AT-ATs (bear crawl)
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Star Wars is the classic melodrama: Good guys wear white and bad guys wear black.  You know who’s who from the start of a scene.  Han Solo is the one exception:  he wears black over white.  He starts out as a bad guy:  selfish, obsessed with money, and only looks out for number one.  However, he undergoes a change during the movie; the classic protagonist.  At the end of Episode IV A New Hope, after fleeing with his reward, he returns dramatically to save Luke and help destroy the Death Star cementing his place in the Rebel Alliance.

The journey of Han is an example of coming of age.  Look back at yourself as a child and a youth.  Were you selfish, obsessed with money, and only looking out for number one?  At what point did this start to change for you?  When did you start to love sacrificially? Look at your children.  Do you see Han Solo in them?  Teach them diligently and with patience.  With God’ grace, they too may return to dramatically save the day and cement their place in the Rebel Alliance of life.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Flag handoffs for JUCO (May 19) and Rampart (May 27)

Fire in the Hole!

THE SCENE:  47 and clear.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  Administered.
WARM-O-RAMA:
 

RFTS – LIH
Phelps
Down/up dog
Tempo merkins
Parker merkins
Tempo squat
Squat jump 180

THA THANG:

Mosey to the fountain.  Grab a spot on the benches.  10 Derkins. 9 Carolina dry docks. 8 shoulder taps. 7 hand lease derkins.  6 newton’s cradle.  5 Derkins. 4 Carolina dry docks. 3 shoulder taps. 2 hand lease derkins.  1 newton’s cradle.

Short mosey to the civic offices.

Split into 2 teams.  One die with numbers 1,2,3.

Team 1 rolls the die, then runs that number of laps.

While Team 1 runs, Team 2 works through the exercises until laps are completed.

When first man from Team 1 returns from laps, other team rolls.

When list is complete, knock down a cone and start again.

Repeato until one team knocks down 3 cones.

Exercises:

  • 10 Monkey Humpers (4-count)
  • 15 Mountain climbers (4-count)
  • 10 Iron Mikes (10 each leg)
  • 15 Side crunches (15 each side)
  • 15 Squat jump 180s
  • 15 BBS
  • 10 Parker Merkins
  • 15 Star jacks
  • 15 Carolina dry docks
  • 20 LBCs

MARY:

Mosey back to the flag.  Play the song “Turn it Up” by Oh the Larceny.  SSH in rhythm with the music – burpee each time they sing “Turn it Up!”

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

11 men, including FNG “Fire in the Hole”

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

1 Samuel 10.  Then Samuel sent all the people away, each one to his home.  Saul also went to his home at Gibeah, and with him went men of valor whose hearts God had touched.

By God’s grace, I would love for that to describe each of us.  A man of valor, whose heart God has touched.

Valor – “strength of mind or spirit that enables a person to encounter danger with firmness – courage and decisiveness”.

Men of Valor are elusive in a world that’s lost its moral compass, yet every man should strive to be one.

We can aspire to be the men God calls us to be – men of integrity and honor.

What makes a man a HIM?  Attending F3 workouts?  No!  A man is a HIM only if he is living a life of high-impact.  (hat tip to Archie).  Do, rather than seek to seem.  BE a HIM!

MOLESKIN:

Prayers of praise for Rex and Mr. Platfoot.  Prayers of supplication for Tuba, Feeny’s church, Ms. Ocho.

Welcome FNG “Fire in the Hole!”

Favorite quote of the morning, “What kind of coffee is this?  Guatemalan?!?”

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Job 42:5

THE SCENE: cloudy with some rain
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

Was given
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, KNOXVILLE CHERRY PICKERS, thread the needle, Tempo merkins  Tempo diamond merkins

THA-THANG:
36 minutes of EMOM: every minute different exercise,  5 second rest. Rince repeat 3x

  • OHP
  • ROWS
  • CMU SQUATS
  • CMU SWINGS
  • CURLS
  • FREDDIE MERCURY

run one lap around the parking lot. Then Did Thunderstruck.  Mosey back to AO  flag

MARY:
Moving hello dolly that Slappy led. Then awkward turtles then some duck jousting
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“I have heard of you by the hearing of the ear, But now my eyes see you” Job 42:5
MOLESKIN:
God allows obstacles to help us remember that he wants us to see Him and have a more personal relationship with him
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill