F3 Knoxville

Tag: Matlock (Bill Maddox)

Gotta Tabata

AO: asylum-am
Q: Tropicana
PAX: Charmin (John Willis), Code Brown, Hands, Grandslam (Trey Leake), Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), TRC/Crab legs
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9

WARMUP: SSH in silence. Cherry pickers in silence.
THE THANG: Tabata on the Cloud
40/20 (4 rounds each)
1st Half
Alarm clocks
Step ups
T-merkins
LBCs

Halftime at the Pavalon
Partner up
45/45 balls to the wall/wall sits
2 rounds

2nd Half
Jump squats
Decline merkins
Courtesy lunges
Suicide planks

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: GrowRuck NOW! Charity Golf Event
COT: Service
The gloom, the grunting and groaning, the glad handing, these groups of men. We don’t do this for vanity or ego. We men of F3 do these things to be better and stronger together as SERVANTS of God and God’s children anywhere we encounter them.

Battle Buddy for :cmu:esday

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Pac-man, Hands, Tropicana, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Grandslam (Trey Leake), Rainbow, Waffle House (Brady Greene), P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Trotline, Wham-o (Charlie Greene)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: SSH, Tempo Merkins. T-Merkins, Runners Stretch, Downward Dog & Upward Dog, Cherry Pickers, Windmills, Rockettes (Bunny Style), Tie-Fighters, X-Wings & Suicide Sprints with Bobby Hurleys

THE THANG: Find a Battle Buddy on the Cloud and set 6 Exercise Stations for rotation. One Buddy runs a lap around the parking lots, while the other Buddy is AMRAP until return.
Stations:
1. Weighted Lt. Dans
2. Manmaker Blockees
3. Weighted Flutter Kicks
4. Lawn Mowers
5. Squat Thrusters
6. Weighted Big Boy Sit-Ups

MARY: Matlock (Bill Maddox) led us in Dante’s Core

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Construction in the park is set to finish in April or May. Targeting a possible convergence in early July.

COT: Our Charge – 2 Timothy 4:1-5… As followers of Christ we will do things not popular in society, but we should stay the course.

Coach Dunn again

AO: asylum-am
Q: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom)
PAX: Waffle House (Brady Greene), Tropicana, Sawdust, Gibbler, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Code Brown, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Bunny, Doublewide (David Schwall), Charmin (John Willis), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Love’s, Grandslam (Trey Leake), Clipper (Ben McCurry), p-nut, P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Wham-o (Charlie Greene), Bryson L – jilted , Trotline
FNGs: 2 Bryson L – jilted , Trotline
COUNT: 22

WARMUP: happy groins, SSH x 20 , hurdle stretch, cherry pickers
THE THANG: 10 merkins then went up Route 66 hill with 5 burpees, R&R 5 times and added 20 BB, 30 squats, and 10 dive bombers

To cloud with set of 7s – box jumps and table pull ups.

Grabbed a heavy rock and then 10 curls, 10 thrusters, and lap around parking lot carrying rock – R&R 5 times.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Please keep praying for Jordan and Keith Barber . Also shared James Clear Newsletter: jamesclear.com/3-2-1/february-15-2024

CMUsday on a Wednesday

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Charmin (John Willis), Cosmo 2, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, Rainbow, Hands, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Gibbler, Tropicana, Bunny, Hot Tub (John Muller), @grandslam
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: usual with cherry pickers tie fighters and Tennessee rocking chairs
THE THANG: 15 exercises mostly with a CMU. We listened to @Charmin complain about how the Q would appear on Strava. Cosmo 2 and @Bunny teamed up for pickle pounders.
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

The Marty McFly fade

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Bunny, TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Mailbox, Pac-man, Rainbow, Double Wide, Hands, Tropicana, Gibbler, Love’s, WORM, G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), p-nut, Newton, Wham-O, Trotline
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
First things first, G-6 himself posted at Asylum this morning, that’s an entire backblast right there. P-nut showing up made it even more historic, so unFNGs Wham-O and Trotline were given a remarkable first time back.

Opening the mailbag: SSH, BSIA, Shoulder Blasters.

A letter from the PAX introduced a tear in the very fabric of the space-time-first-F continuum. How can you grant a request to deny all requests? Your Q was so perplexed that he left the music at the lightpole and we did many Happy Burpees accompanied only by the silence of our deep pondering.

The last hill sprint almost got some merlot out of Wham-O but he took a knee and saved the grounds crew a cleanup.

Matthew 9:2-7. Frederich Buechner, Wishful Thinking: “It is about as hard to absolve yourself of your own guilt as it is to sit in your own lap.”