F3 Knoxville

CMUsday on a Wednesday

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Charmin (John Willis), Cosmo 2, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, Rainbow, Hands, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Gibbler, Tropicana, Bunny, Hot Tub (John Muller), @grandslam
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: usual with cherry pickers tie fighters and Tennessee rocking chairs
THE THANG: 15 exercises mostly with a CMU. We listened to @Charmin complain about how the Q would appear on Strava. Cosmo 2 and @Bunny teamed up for pickle pounders.
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

The Marty McFly fade

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Bunny, TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Mailbox, Pac-man, Rainbow, Double Wide, Hands, Tropicana, Gibbler, Love’s, WORM, G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), p-nut, Newton, Wham-O, Trotline
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
First things first, G-6 himself posted at Asylum this morning, that’s an entire backblast right there. P-nut showing up made it even more historic, so unFNGs Wham-O and Trotline were given a remarkable first time back.

Opening the mailbag: SSH, BSIA, Shoulder Blasters.

A letter from the PAX introduced a tear in the very fabric of the space-time-first-F continuum. How can you grant a request to deny all requests? Your Q was so perplexed that he left the music at the lightpole and we did many Happy Burpees accompanied only by the silence of our deep pondering.

The last hill sprint almost got some merlot out of Wham-O but he took a knee and saved the grounds crew a cleanup.

Matthew 9:2-7. Frederich Buechner, Wishful Thinking: “It is about as hard to absolve yourself of your own guilt as it is to sit in your own lap.”

Get The Led Out Before We’re Not In Kansas Anymore

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Double Wide, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Rainbow, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Tropicana, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), P3, Grandslam (Trey Leake), Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: SSH (24), Tempo Merkins, Cherry Pickers, Rockettes (@Bunny Style), Tie-Fighters, X-Wings, Bobby Hurley’s Up Route 66, but turn at the Stone to do some Peter Parker Pickle Pounders (Say that fast 3x)

THE THANG: Light Pole Pictionary Circuit –
Started with Bearpees & ended with TN Rockin’ Chairs while reviewing the custom deck of cards with exercises. Ten (10 Reps of each exercise.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence 20-Jan-24 at #bigball.

COT: “Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.” – Winston Churchill

Plunging Into the New Year

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Lilydipper , High Heels (Henry Ritchie), Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: OnStar, Rainbow, F6, High Heels, Veggie (Rylen Huddy), Crawdad (Robbi Dickens), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Choir Boy, Dung Beetle, Gibbler, Charmin (John Willis), Jumbo(Carter Dickens), Pusher, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Drum Major, lebowski, Tropicana, P3, Scully, Honeydew, Tenderfoot, Lilydipper
FNGs: None
COUNT: 22
WARMUP: Charmin had us doing all kinds of things that unnerved us before even getting to The Thang.
THE THANG: Charmin took us to three different pavilions where we were crushed with his mesmerizing and crushing exercises. We took CMU size boulders to the first pavilion and he made us raise and swing those things around until are arms could no longer take it.
High-Heels took over after the third pavilion of exercises by Charmin. High-Heels took us to the Caribbean parking lot where we ran from 6 o’clock counter clockwise to 9 o’clock stopping at 3, 12 and 9 o’clock to do various exercises. We did this about a million times until we were barely breathing. Lilydipper took us from there back to the 1st Pavilion to grab those doggone boulders that Charmin wore us out with. We had to go to the AO parking lot and team up for Doras. Partners did exercises with the dagnab boulders while the other ran around the parking lot, a heaving and a bursting with air until partners traded places. We weren’t done after we put the boulders back. Lily made us run various sprints (Bernie, High Knees, etc.) until we had stumble to the pavilion for the BOM.
MARY: We were so beat down what we didn’t have the time nor ability to do the Mary.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence at Big Ball on January 20!!
COT: Message: Plunging Into The New Year
Why do we this F3 Thing for another doggone year
1. It is completely stupid
2. It involves community.
3. It is a line of demarcation.
4. It is acceptance of pain.
5. It is release.
6. It is invigoration.
7. It is celebration.
Also, prayers for F6 on vocational search, prayers for those heading back to school or college, and praise for the health of Matlock’s nephew, John.