F3 Knoxville

Double Down in Brau Town

AO: asylum-am
Q: Unibráu (Nick Robinson)
PAX: Breaststroke (Will Duncan), Pac-man, P3, Grandslam, Sawdust, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hands, Shotgun. Cowbell visiting from downrange Iowa
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP: Brau’s shoulder mayhem. A dazzling array of merkin styles that even DoubleWide would say Brahhh

THE THANG: Brau dealing blackjack. 21 was the number of the day and the number of the day was 21. Aka Super 21s

1 merkin 1 big boi
2 merkins 2 big bois
3 merkins 3 big bois

(Surely even the most dim can snuff out the pattern here)
….
21 merkins 21 big bois

(God be with you should you have to sneeze later)

MARY: fellowship slow mosey/stagger back to AOQ. Entertained by cornfield hijinks stories from Shotgun

ANNOUNCEMENTS: dad camp but tough turnips if you didn’t already sign up. Gibbler already snagged the plush accommodations anyway.

COT: We can see what can be, unburdened by what has been

Fear the Brau, bruh

AO: asylum-am
Q: Unibráu (Nick Robinson)
PAX: Tropicana, P3, Grandslam, TRC/Crab legs, Pac-man, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Sawdust, Rooney(Carl Whipple), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Snitch (Cory Beilharz )
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: No time for such nonsense. The Brau waits for no one

THE THANG: mosey around the entire livelong park. Follow the Brau. Stopping periodically for merkins and other stuff

MARY: she ain’t here

ANNOUNCEMENTS: one nation under Brau

COT: a Brau divided amongst itself cannot stand

No Name Workout

AO: asylum-am
Q: Rainbow
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Tropicana, Econoline, P3, Double Wide, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cosmo 2, TRC/Crab legs, Hands, Woodpecker, Button Fly, Techmo, Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
Open with SSHx20 short walk to little Everest for rest of warmup.
Imperial walker’s at bottom, tempo merkin at top. Cherry pickers and windmills at bottom tie fighters up top

Workout- Little Everest : reps at bottom (20,15,10,5) of 4 ct flutters abs merkins. Example 20 4 ct flutters then run up and back. Then 15 and so on.

Mosey to pavilion for 2 rounds of 20 table rows and 20 dips

Mosey to big circle for 10 burpees run a lap and 5 burpees run a lap

Mosey back for a bit of Mary

Birthday Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Woodpecker
PAX: Hands, Grandslam, Double Wide, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, P3, TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Sawdust, Tropicana, Cosmo 2, Econoline, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Packman, Teckmo, Newton, Coolio
FNGs: None
COUNT: 20
WARMUP:
-Side straddle hops
-Tempo squats
-Ty fighters
-Temp merkins
-Plank jacks
-25 burpees

THE THANG:
Pavilion 
-25 step up’s 
-25 dirkins
-25 Dips

Skunk Hill
-25 merkins at base 
-Sprint to top 
Rinse and repeat x5

Cardiac Hill
-25 jump squats at each turn

Little Everest
-25 flutter kicks at bottom 
-25 American hammers at top 
Rinse and Reapeat x5

Mosey to Everest for a P3 recovery

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
The Man Who Can 
Edgar Guest 

Can’t is the worst word that’s written or spoken; 
Doing more harm here than slander and lies; 
On it is many a strong spirit broken, 
And with it many a good purpose dies. 
It springs from the lips of the thoughtless each morning 
And robs us of courage we need through the day: 
It rings in our ears like a timely-sent warning 
And laughs when we falter and fall by the way. 

Can’t is the father of feeble endeavor, 
The parent of terror and half-hearted work; 
It weakens the efforts of artisans clever, 
And makes of the toiler an indolent shirk. 
It poisons the soul of the man with a vision, 
It stifles in infancy many a plan; 
It greets honest toiling with open derision 
And mocks at the hopes and the dreams of a man. 

Can’t is a word none should speak without blushing; 
To utter it should be a symbol of shame; 
Ambition and courage it daily is crushing; 
It blights a man’s purpose and shortens his aim. 
Despise it with all of your hatred of error; 
Refuse it the lodgment it seeks in your brain; 
Arm against it as a creature of terror, 
And all that you dream of you some day shall gain. 

Can’t is the word that is foe to ambition, 
An enemy ambushed to shatter your will; 
Its prey is forever the man with a mission 
And bows but to courage and patience and skill. 
Hate it, with hatred that’s deep and undying, 
For once it is welcomed ’twill break any man; 
Whatever the goal you are seeking, keep trying 
And answer this demon by saying: “I can.”

Ruck ‘Til You Stop

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Coolio (Greg Fox), bluebird, Gibbler, Tropicana, Jack-Jack 🐶, Rugby 🐶
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: Plant the :shovelflag:

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.28 miles

MARY: Wait on the Birthday Q (Woodpecker)

ANNOUNCEMENTS: N/A

COT: Can’t Never Could. Turn it into a Can – Woodpecker