F3 Knoxville

Thunderstruck 2.0 version

THE SCENE: 85 cloudy and thunder
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Mosey around the cones

1 burpee

Stretches toes to top

1 burpee

Stop and wiggle with it

1 burpee

Imperial Walkers

1 burpee

Bruce Lee Merkins

1 burpee

THA-THANG:

SWAT Sniper

1 burpee

Animal games, 1 burpee after each

  • Bear crawl tag
  • Frog hops
  • Duck Walks
  • Bunny hops
  • Gorilla walks

SPUD

1 burpee

Sponge relay

1 burpee

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

This took awhile as we had multiple Friendly New Kids (FNK) to name, but it was fun.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“greatest teacher failure is” – Yoda

I was watching Star Wars and Yoda told Luke Skywalker this quote.  It means that when we try something we may fail, but we learn from those failures, and we get back up and try again.  What did we learn if we fail?  We learn not to do it that way.  What if we learn if we don’t try?  Nothing, and again we have failed.  I encourage each of you to go out and fail, learn from it, and do it again.

2.0s in attendance were Charger, Fierce, Herminey, Leah, Chicken Nugget, Tumbler, Danger, Camelback, Jump Shot, Yoda, Champ, Warrior, Speed Demon, Brotherman, Stryker, and Haley.

MOLESKIN:
Lots of thunder but the 2.0s powered through and were super pumped to participate and get named.

I also have a confession to make, I dropped the ball and 2.0 workouts got put on the back burner for far too long.  I feel bad and I promise not to let it happen again.

 

It’s all fun and games till someone pulls a muscle

THE SCENE: The Truck Stop, 70degrees and moist but no rain
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Start off with some SSH, Cherry Pickers, this and thats and rocketts
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the field for some merican building zig zags

start at one corner. At 1st cone (20 yds apart) do 2 mericans. Add on 2 mericans at each cone till you make it through the course. Vertical lines sprint, horizontal lines squaty side shuffles. When finished flutter kick till 6 catches

Burpee tag, one person is the burpee master. If you get touched by them you have to do 10 burpees and then join them in catching the others till all are caught. ( This is where I pull my calf again.)

Mosey to the playground for some doracides. One partner stays and does exercises while other runs down parking lot in suicide manner touching line, back to start, next line etc for 6 lines. Pair must do 50 pull-ups, 100 mericans, 300 squats

move to hill behind playground for 7s. Squat jumps at top, dips at bottom.

Then….relay sprint race, 2 teams. Loser does 5 burpees

mosey long way around to the AO

MARY:
Not much time for much but holding a canoe position with flutter kicks and rowing for 45 secs
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 pax including one FNG (tanks cousin from Cincy) @flounder
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
God forgives sin and wipes it from his memory when you believe in him and his redemption of our sins and ask for forgiveness. Stop dwelling on previous sins and know you have been forgivin and move forward.
MOLESKIN:
I had to break one of the unwritten rules of F3….”if you can’t do it don’t Q it.” I pulled the calf BUT I already had the WO planned and although I could not complete the exercise, I didn’t want to deprive the pax of a good wo on my part. So….I proceeded.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
2.0 workout today at 4pm

Getting our mileage on

THE SCENE: 70 clear

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:
Stretch OYO

THA-THANG:
Run

Run

Run some more

MARY:
Ain’t nobody got time for Mary.  As Forest Gump says “we were runningggggg”

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
This AO time is usually a light ruck themed AO, but since no one was listed on the Q I assumed most of the regular attenders (Frosty, Butters, Wallball) were out of town.  I signed up to Q because I know some of the guys in attendance this morning are in the home stretch of completing the “Super Ocho” (or event to be named later) where they post at each of our Knoxville AOs.  I didn’t want to leave them hanging if the normal crew was MIA.  I think this is a great challenge to get out to every AO and see the options Knoxville has to offer.

My apologies to Butters and WallBall since I made them leave their backpacks in the car, but maybe next time they will sign up to Q…

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

This months AO vs AO challenge is distance.  So log those miles.  Also anyone can join at anytime.

Tank is leading a kickball tournament on 8-18-18

Truckin to the Pound is currently being planned for late summer early fall.

F3 Olympics are happening this fall most likely to coincide with our 3rd year anniversary. Stay tuned.

Lightning Fest

THE SCENE 

68 and lightning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x15

Cherry Pickers x8

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THA-THANG:

Lightning like a mother…audible to coffee

MARY:
Coffee crunches

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
Coffee is good.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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Curling and jumping

THE SCENE: Fantastic

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:
Mosey around the outhouse, grab a good sized pee rock, disclaimer along the way

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the tennis courts

  • Hand stand Merkins
  • 20 curls
  • x3

Mosey to the soccer field for the following

  • High knees
  • Side to side
  • Bear Crawl
  • Lunges
  • Bernie Sanders
  • Broad jumps
  • Gorilla Walk
  • Sprint
  •  x 20 Merkins on one end
  • x 20 CMU curls on the other end

Mosey back to the rock pile

  • Wheel barrow
  • Leap frog
  • Partner carry
  • Partner drag

Mosey to the AO for the final beatdown

  • Tabata of the following exercises
  • Iron mikes
  • Lizard hops
  • Tuck jumps
  • Donkey kicks
  • x 30, 20 seconds of work, 10 seconds of rest

MARY:
We didn’t have time for Mary

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I spent 5 days on a road trip with my 8 year old son, and while I thought I would teach him a lot of things, he is the one that taught me some stuff.  I wish we could all see the world through an 8 year old’s eyes.  The things we see everyday and ignore or take for granted, or don’t give God credit for are amazing.  I know I don’t always say the right things, do the right things, or take the time to just let God work in me and let me see His creation as He intended.  But seeing it through my sons eyes I do get to see it.  I encourage each of you to go out and see the world better, treat the world better, and make the world better.

MOLESKIN:
Our man Steam ventured into the Dog Pound for the first time and brought an FNG Dinger along with him.  Glad to have you both in the gloom.