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It’s all fun and games till someone pulls a muscle

July 7, 2018 Tank

THE SCENE: The Truck Stop, 70degrees and moist but no rain
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Start off with some SSH, Cherry Pickers, this and thats and rocketts
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the field for some merican building zig zags

start at one corner. At 1st cone (20 yds apart) do 2 mericans. Add on 2 mericans at each cone till you make it through the course. Vertical lines sprint, horizontal lines squaty side shuffles. When finished flutter kick till 6 catches

Burpee tag, one person is the burpee master. If you get touched by them you have to do 10 burpees and then join them in catching the others till all are caught. ( This is where I pull my calf again.)

Mosey to the playground for some doracides. One partner stays and does exercises while other runs down parking lot in suicide manner touching line, back to start, next line etc for 6 lines. Pair must do 50 pull-ups, 100 mericans, 300 squats

move to hill behind playground for 7s. Squat jumps at top, dips at bottom.

Then….relay sprint race, 2 teams. Loser does 5 burpees

mosey long way around to the AO

MARY:
Not much time for much but holding a canoe position with flutter kicks and rowing for 45 secs
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 pax including one FNG (tanks cousin from Cincy) @flounder
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
God forgives sin and wipes it from his memory when you believe in him and his redemption of our sins and ask for forgiveness. Stop dwelling on previous sins and know you have been forgivin and move forward.
MOLESKIN:
I had to break one of the unwritten rules of F3….”if you can’t do it don’t Q it.” I pulled the calf BUT I already had the WO planned and although I could not complete the exercise, I didn’t want to deprive the pax of a good wo on my part. So….I proceeded.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
2.0 workout today at 4pm

Getting our mileage on

July 6, 2018 Mayberry

THE SCENE: 70 clear

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:
Stretch OYO

THA-THANG:
Run

Run

Run some more

MARY:
Ain’t nobody got time for Mary. As Forest Gump says “we were runningggggg”

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
This AO time is usually a light ruck themed AO, but since no one was listed on the Q I assumed most of the regular attenders (Frosty, Butters, Wallball) were out of town. I signed up to Q because I know some of the guys in attendance this morning are in the home stretch of completing the “Super Ocho” (or event to be named later) where they post at each of our Knoxville AOs. I didn’t want to leave them hanging if the normal crew was MIA. I think this is a great challenge to get out to every AO and see the options Knoxville has to offer.

My apologies to Butters and WallBall since I made them leave their backpacks in the car, but maybe next time they will sign up to Q…

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

This months AO vs AO challenge is distance. So log those miles. Also anyone can join at anytime.

Tank is leading a kickball tournament on 8-18-18

Truckin to the Pound is currently being planned for late summer early fall.

F3 Olympics are happening this fall most likely to coincide with our 3rd year anniversary. Stay tuned.

Lightning Fest

June 27, 2018 Junk

THE SCENE

68 and lightning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x15

Cherry Pickers x8

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THA-THANG:

Lightning like a mother…audible to coffee

MARY:
Coffee crunches

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
Coffee is good.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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Curling and jumping

June 26, 2018 Mayberry

THE SCENE: Fantastic

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:
Mosey around the outhouse, grab a good sized pee rock, disclaimer along the way

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the tennis courts

Hand stand Merkins
20 curls
x3

Mosey to the soccer field for the following

High knees
Side to side
Bear Crawl
Lunges
Bernie Sanders
Broad jumps
Gorilla Walk
Sprint
x 20 Merkins on one end
x 20 CMU curls on the other end

Mosey back to the rock pile

Wheel barrow
Leap frog
Partner carry
Partner drag

Mosey to the AO for the final beatdown

Tabata of the following exercises
Iron mikes
Lizard hops
Tuck jumps
Donkey kicks
x 30, 20 seconds of work, 10 seconds of rest

MARY:
We didn’t have time for Mary

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I spent 5 days on a road trip with my 8 year old son, and while I thought I would teach him a lot of things, he is the one that taught me some stuff. I wish we could all see the world through an 8 year old’s eyes. The things we see everyday and ignore or take for granted, or don’t give God credit for are amazing. I know I don’t always say the right things, do the right things, or take the time to just let God work in me and let me see His creation as He intended. But seeing it through my sons eyes I do get to see it. I encourage each of you to go out and see the world better, treat the world better, and make the world better.

MOLESKIN:
Our man Steam ventured into the Dog Pound for the first time and brought an FNG Dinger along with him. Glad to have you both in the gloom.

Keep ya’head up!

June 19, 2018 Ratchet

THE SCENE: “It’s hot. Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it!”
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Imperial Walkers x15
Windmills x15
Cherry Pickers x15
Plank Jacks x15
‘Merkins x15 OYO
Squats x10
Warm-up run around the #outhouse

THA-THANG:
Round 1: ELEVENS!
Burpees at the AO
Box Jumps at the #outhouse (mosey in-between!)

Mosey to Tennis Courts

Round 2: Baseline Workout
21 Squats –> Run across court to the far baseline –> 42 Speed Skaters (single count)
15 Squats –> 30 Speed Skaters
9 Squats –> 18 Speed Skaters
Plank-it-up!

Mosey back to the AO

MARY:
Side crunch x10 each side
LBCs – x21 4-count
Ratchet-Blasters!
Squats x10

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
All I had to share this morning with the PAX was a quick reminder that as men, people look to us to set the tone, and we need to remember that and set a positive one. A smile helps spread more smiles.
MOLESKIN:
It was that kind of morning. As the PAX assembled, Abacus hit the lights and it was apparent that Shooter was still in the #fartsack. I dug up an oldie-but-a-goodie and then had to tell @Tank #whatsup as he tried to jump in my ‘Q takeover. 😉 He’s on-Q tomorrow anyway… The PAX didn’t know what to expect, and as @Mayberry pointed out I had to blow the dust off….but we got the work done and I think the PAX missed some of the exercises I brought back out. #bottomline we kept moving and broke a solid sweat. Thanks men!