F3 Knoxville

NOT Keeping up with the Joneses

THE SCENE: Foggy and 58ish degrees. 

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER This was done correctly and on time. However, the Q was questioned on it rather extensively during the warm-up. Sometimes MumbleChatter is a good thing, other times is causes you to miss the disclaimer. 

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC x10; LBAC IC x10 EWay; Tempo Squat x10; Cheery Pickers IC x?

 THA-THANG:

Flagpole:

  • 10 Box Jumps
  • 10 Merkins
  • 10 Squat Walkers
  • 3 Body Builders + at the playground 

RINSE & REPEAT 3x 

Rock Pile:

  • 30 OHP 
  • 30 Curls
  • 30 Rows 
  • 3 Burpees at the Bathhouse 

RINSE & REPEAT 3x

Splash Pad

  • 30 Dips
  • 30 Derkins
  • 30 Iron Mikes
  • 3 Burpee Pull-ups at the Bathhouse

RINSE & REPEAT 3x 

AO 

  • 10 Squats 
  • 10 Plank Jacks 
  • 10 Wide Merkins
  • Sprint to the other end of the parking lot and repeat 3x 

MARY:

Swimmies informed the Q that there were 15 seconds left for Mary. The Q told him he could continue to run his mouth for 15 seconds if he feels like he needs some Mary today. 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

13 HIMs. 0 FNGs. 3 HIMs sprinted out for early meetings/Dad duties/work

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

I have heard over the years that the time you are 33 years old is often called your “Jesus Year.” The ‘Jesus Year’ is age 33, the year that scholars generally believe Jesus of Nazareth was probably arrested and crucified in Jerusalem after starting a spiritual, political, and intellectual revolution. I have often heard people talk about “What they are going to accomplish either before or during their Jesus Year. 

Once I hit 30, I started thinking about my Jesus Year. At 30 I was running regularly and losing weight consistently. I had several major goals for my Jesus Year, but one of them was to run a full marathon before or during the time I was 33. Seeing as I turn 34 tomorrow, I don’t know if I am going to make that goal. Once I realized that I wasn’t going to make that goal a few months ago, I got a little down. I was discouraged and upset with myself. I was looking at the negatives of my life, not the positives. 

During my Jesus Year, I have been promoted twice at work, ending with a dream job that I absolutely love. I started F3 and not only got back into focusing on my fitness but brought me a whole new passion and zeal for my faith and gave me a brotherhood of men I didn’t even know I needed in my life.  

Sometimes we focus too much on the negatives. We focus on what others are accomplishing. We focus on the goals we didn’t achieve. Don’t fall into the trap of “Keeping up with the Joneses.” Frankly, trying to do that breaks one of the 10 Commandments. When we compare ourselves to others, when we stack our failures against the successes of others, we are coveting our neighbor’s goods rather than focusing on the good in our own lives. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Coats for the Cold: Donations for KARM. Bring to AOs through Nov. 13ish. Blindside is keeping a box in his van for donations. 
  • Bro-vember 2021 Challenge: Sign up to compete against other members of F3 Knoxville. Earn points by posting, Q-ing, VQ-ing, EHing an FNG/Kotter, etc. Check out the #brovember2021 Slack channel for more information and signup links. 

Abe Vigoda with Pince Ali

THE SCENE: 64 and cool
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Abe Vigoda 10 count
  • Cherry picker 5 count
  • Squat 1 count

THA-THANG:
mosey over to the rock pile and pick up a rock. Partner up and get a rock together. We have 4 stations and each station has three exercises. One partner start by running up to the next station and back while you do as many as possible of the first exercise. Then the other partner does it while the first runs around and back. Finish the sheet and run up to the next station and run to the third station.

  • Station 1
    • Mountain climbers
    • OHP
    • Honkey Humpers
  • Station 2
    • Bear Crawls
    • Jump Squats
    • BBS
  • Station 3
    • Burpees
    • Iron mikes
    • Welsh Dragons
  • Station 4
    • Captain thor
    • Hand release merkins
    • Shoulder taps

MARY:
Ring of fire till Time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Philippians 19-22
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dog Pound AOQ Hand over tomorrow.

Ockham’s Razor-Sharp Tabata

THE SCENE: 60 something, clear, lower humidity, satellites in the sky, Aladdin saw the moon (again)

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 50 (4 ct)

274th day, 91 left

Last quarter of 2021

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the Splash Pad

An actual, legit tabata workout – 8 rounds of the same exercise with 20 secs on, 10 secs off, followed by a lap before switching to the next exercise until time

Merkins

LBCs

Dips

Boat/Canoe (boat for 20 secs, rest for 10 secs, canoe for 20 secs, rest for 10 secs, and so on)

Box Jumps/Step Ups

American Hammers

Carolina Dry Docks

Mosey back to the AO

MARY:
No time as we arrived back at the AO right at 6:15, but we worked our core during the tabata (I went easy on the PAX since the Iron Pax Challenge on Wednesday involved a lot of CMU work).

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Ockham’s Razor is the principle that entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily, which is often translated into “the simplest solution is usually the correct one.”  Look for simplicity.  Also known as, the K.I.S.S. method – keep it simple stupid.  Enjoy the simplicity.  See, e.g., Proverbs 16:8 (“Better is a little with righteousness than great revenues with injustice.”).

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Pat and her family for the loss of Cory, for Aladdin and his work family and the trying year that they have had, Ribbed’s wife, the blood drive, and the brothers participating in Hardship Hill.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Blood Drive, Hardship Hill

No Stars, So No Gazing

THE SCENE: Beautiful & Clear, until workout time. No stars to gaze at…

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH IC | Windmills IC
  • Baby Arm Circles IC
  • Grady Corns IC | Rockettes IC

THA-THANG:

Partner up & alternate AMRAP of the exercise with running to the next station and back. Teams advance when both partners have done all three exercises.


Station 1

  • Diamond Merkins
  • Lunges
  • Box Cutters

Station 2

  • Dry Docks
  • Squats
  • Flutter Kicks

Station 3

  • Shoulder Taps
  • SSH
  • LBCs

Station 4

  • Hand Release Merks
  • Single Leg Bridge
  • Imperial Walkers

MARY:

STRETCHES:

  • Bend down & grab toes
  • Sit squat
  • Knee to chest / Knee across
  • Child pose
  • Downward dog
  • Cobra Kai/upward dog
  • Pigeon Pose
  • Child pose
  • Downward dog
  • Upward

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM: Golden Rule

ANNOUNCEMENTS: HH. Waxjob. Q

PRAYER

Wisdom and Tubthumping

THE SCENE: 70 and muggy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Tubthumping – SSH while the song plays and Burpee when the line “I get knocked down” sung.
THA-THANG:
Tabata-ish workout 50 seconds on and 10 second off (using the Tabata Timer App)

  • Bulgarian Splits Squats
  • Merkins
  • Shoulder taps
  • V-Ups
  • Spiced Rum Squat
  • Jump squat
  • Big Boy Sit Ups
  • Flutter Kicks
  • Around the clock Merkins

MARY:
stretching around our legs.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA