F3 Knoxville

All Fun and Games

THE SCENE: Let’s say 10 degrees. Nice and clear!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x30 IC
Burpees x5 OYO
Tempo Cossack Squats x20 IC (10 each leg)
Burpees x5 OYO
Imperial Walkers x20 IC
Burpees x5 OYO
LBAC x20 each way IC
Al Gore Tucks x10 IC (finally made it to 10! I might have counted faster though…)

THA-THANG:
Time to play with Sandy! PAX split to 2 groups 60yd apart. Sandy has list of exercises.
All PAX start with top exercise. One carries bucket to other line and stays there. That line switches to next exercise, and one PAX carries bucket back. R&R for a few rounds:
Crunches
Merkins
Mtn Climbers
Flutter Kicks
SSH

Mosey down to Coffeeteria just to make sure it’s still there. Looks like coffee’s brewing, so head back toward AO.

Circle up for some Roll Your Own:
Gather around large foam D12 with exercises and reps printed on it. Everyone gets a turn to roll, everyone does rolled exercises.
2 times around the circle… It’s been far too long to remember the order, but among those done were:
Merkins
Jump Squats
Crab Walks
Butt Kickers
Calf Raises
Burpees
Jump Ropes
Star Jacks
etc…

Mosey over to the game board for some mini-Dora:
50 Merkins
100 BBS
150 Monkey Humpers

Impromptu dips x20, then head back to the AO

MARY:
Decent time remaining for some core work:
Reverse Crunch x20 IC
Side Crunch x20 IC each side
Row your Boat x4
Finished out with leg-pushdown ring of fire.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7 came to play today! No FNGs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
Everybody looks just a few years older today – all white-bearded from the frost!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Alcoa CSAUP coming up at the end of February!

50 Up…50 Down

THE SCENE: 18 degrees, snow flurries
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Windmill x 10 IC

Tempo Squat x 25 IC

SSH x 30
THA-THANG:
Mosey to Big Lot

Uptown 50:  Partner up. Two cones 30 yard apart.

    • Cone 1: 10 burpees then travel to second cone in the following manner
  1. Burpee Broad Jump
  2. Crab Walk
  3. Racoon Crawl
  4. Inch Worm
  5. Alligator Crawl
  • Cone 2: 10 burpees then travel back to fist cone in the following manner
  1. Wheelbarrow (Partner 1)
  2. Wheelbarrow (Partner 2)
  3. NUR
  4. Sprint
  5. Bear Crawl

Mosey back to AO

V-Up Roll Up: Hands over head, sit up, touch toes, @ 45 degrees on down bring legs up and crunch and touch toes.

X-Factor: On 6 in X posture. Keep feet, back, arms 6-inches off ground. V-up Left hand to Right shin, V-up Right hand to left shin. Repeat to failure.

MARY:
Block wall sit-up. Place feet on top of planters (feet in mulch), butt against concrete in sit up position. Sit-up and touch toes. Repeat to failure.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
100 burpees today!!!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
As we start the New Year be attentive to those around you. They may not be having a great start to the year or have concerns about the coming year. Be good listeners and pray for the people around you. You don’t have to always get involved, just listen, pray, and if you speak to people find something that interests them to begin the conversation. We are called to love those around us, sooooo…
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Open Qs on January 11 and January 27!!!

Can’t feel my legs Clark

THE SCENE: 8 degrees, clear, full moon
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Imperial squat walker x 10 IC

SSH x 25 IC

Hand Release Merkin x 10 OYO

T-Plank Arm Circles x 10 ED
THA-THANG:
Up-Downs x 10

Yul Brenner: 7 different merkin types, 10 reps of one type, run lap, 10 reps of next type.

CDD, Wide Merkin, Reglar Merkin, Ranger Merkin, Crucible Merkin, Diamond Merkin, Chuck Norris

Walk Like an Egyptian: Single line at long parking lot. Begin lunging in line. Every third lunge last man sprints to front of line. Reach end of parking lot, turn around and repeat back to start.

Triple Nickel: 50 yard distance. Starting point do 5 burpees run to 50 yard mark and do 5 BBS. Total of five rounds.

7s: At planter blocks. Box jumps and dips.

MARY:
Imperial Squat Walker (2 min)

Leg Raises x 20

Qualification sit-ups AMRAP

Flutters x 30

Chuck Norris merkins x 25
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 lunatics started the year off right.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
John 8:12 Jesus states who He is and the Pharisees say he is lying. Jesus was seen as a lier, a lunatic, or the Lord. We face the same denial or acceptance within our society today. How will you place Jesus in your life going into this year? Will He be a historical figure, a nice guy, or Lord? Remember where He sits and that He is coming back.

Burpee Land

THE SCENE: 32 and mostly cloudy. But is it really 32?  Seems warmer than that for some reason.  Maybe because we’re comparing to Thursday’s 18…
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x20 IC
Hindurkins x15 IC
AGTJ x8 (I think… Fast-N-Easy said it was 9)
LBAC x20 each way IC
Box Cutters x20 IC

Super Mario style! Run and box jump all 20 Goombas lined up in front of the school!

THA-THANG:
Mosey over to the entrance of the park for a rousing game of Burpee Land.
Starting at Card #1, do the number of burpees corresponding to card number, then follow the instructions on the card:

1. Turn right, Lunge to the next card

2. -Mosey 1 full lap around the park
-20 Dips, 20 BBS, R&R
-Bunny Hop to next card

3. -Mosey 1 lap
-7’s on the hill – Diamond Merkins and Squat Jumps
Up the hill: Sprint, Bernie, Backward Bear (repeat)
-Burpee Broad Jump to the next card

4. -Sprint 1 lap and go to the splash pad

5. -15 4-count Monkey Humpers IC
-15 4-count Side Crunch each side IC
-15 more Monkey Humpers IC
-Crab walk to the Pavalon

6. -5 Leg-Up each leg
-10 Derkins from the bench
-10 Leg-Up each leg
-10 Derkins from the tabletop
-Bear crawl to the splash pad for

7. -20 Burpees For the Win!

MARY:
30s of Star Gazers after those burpees!
Mary right here at the splash pad:
Flutter Kicks x25 IC
LBC x25 IC
Leg Pushdown Ring of Fire
4-3-2-1 Merkin Ring of Fire
One more lap around the park to pick up the cards

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 players in the game this morning, no FNGs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Playing the game this morning was a little bit like our Christian walk… Everyone read the cards and followed the instructions, but I was also there alongside, and I knew exactly where we were going and what was coming next.  For real life, we have written instruction that we can follow to the best of our ability, but we also have the Holy Spirit within us, walking with us.  He knows the beginning, middle, and end. He knows what’s written on all your cards because He wrote them.  And they’re for our good, because He loves us.  Sometimes it’s difficult, but we need to make the choice daily to trust Him.
MOLESKIN:
Fun morning getting to work with these men! Worked hard playing hard!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Start training for Alcoa CSAUP! End of February…

Frozen Chosen

THE SCENE: 17 degrees, clear…yup, straight up cold.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Cherry Pickers (Cadre Danny style)

Merkin x 10 (4ct) IC

SSH x 25 IC
THA-THANG:
Four cones: Run to cone, perform exercise, run backwards to start, then run to next cone.

  • 25 yrd cone = 25 merkin
  • 50 yrd cone = 50 squat
  • 75 yrd cone = 75 Mtn Climbers (single ct)
  • 100 yrd cone = 100 SSH

Deconstructed Burpee: 10:1 Exercise. Squat, leg thrusts, merkin, leg thrusts (10 of each, then 9, 8, 7, etc)

Suicides: Same four cones. Sprint to each cone and run backwards back to start. Complete 5, 10, 15, 20 merkin working through cones.

Ascending Curb Crawls: Bear crawl between curbs in driveway and perform merkin each time you cross to other side. First time across 1 merkin and keep adding 1 merkin each time you cross until reaching 13.

MARY:
100s (20), Crunchy Frog (15), WWII sit-ups (25), flutters (20). Final Sprint.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
FNG – David Eubanks (Dilbert)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Read Matthew 1:1-17 about the Genealogy of Christ. We also have a great pedigree. We are sons of the Living God. We live here on His earth and represent Him. As we head into the new year remember who we represent. All our words, actions, and thoughts should be pleasing to Him. We are not perfect but we need to remember who we represent. The World is watching.
MOLESKIN:
Matthew 1:1-17
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Wax Job will be on Q Saturday 12/30/17. Our Coffeteria is closed until after the New Year. Wax Job will choose where to meet after Post.