F3 Knoxville

Keep it simple

THE SCENE: perfect
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

warmup stuff
THA-THANG:
Exercises and laps. Start at the flag pole. Do 1st exercise and qty. Run half lap do 1st exercise and qty again. At flag pole, move to 2nd exercise and repeat pattern. Exercises at each stop are:

  • 10 burpees
  • 20 Merkins
  • 30 squats
  • 40 shoulder taps
  • 50 SSH

MARY:
Flutter kicks in a circle, one person would run around and let us know what their favorite movie, favorite food and favorite activity is for the needed fellowship to complete the trifecta.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I talked a little bit about Jonah and how he wasn’t the best guy to begin with as far as profits go, God sent him on a mission, and he ran thinking he could run away from God. I was very critical of him when I was discussing this with my Sunday school class This past Sunday. But as I took a moment, I realized I do this on a daily basis. So how dare I judge Jonah for not listening to God. I learned a pretty good lesson and thought I would share it with the group.
MOLESKIN:
Aladdin’s favorite movie is Brokeback Mountain
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Nothing mentioned

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We Did Rosalitas Today

THE SCENE: 64 and breezy.  Just like I want to be when I’m a strong, confident retiree

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER DONE!

WARM-O-RAMA:
20 SSH, 5 Cherry Pickers, 10 Merkins, 10 Squats, 15 Gradycorns

THA-THANG:
Ye ole F3 Beatdown deck of 52 card pickup

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 PAX

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant.” —Max DePree

MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Keep Your S–t Together

THE SCENE: It was an inferno! Perfect day
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Done did it.
WARM-O-RAMA:
The standard SSHs, Rockettes, Cherry Pickers, little baby arm circles front and back
THA-THANG:
Whoa, man. Like that’s some heavy stuff.

Swing (4 minutes)

40 seconds on, 20 seconds off

Swing the CMU back and forth, focusing on proper form and posture.

Squats (4 minutes)

40 seconds on, 20 seconds off

Squat with the CMU, focusing on proper form and posture.

Lunges (4 minutes)

40 seconds on, 20 seconds off

Lunge forward with the CMU, focusing on proper form and posture.

Merkins (4 minutes)

40 seconds on, 20 seconds off

Place the CMU on the ground and do merkins with your hands on the block, focusing on proper form and posture.

Bicep Curls (4 minutes)

40 seconds on, 20 seconds off

Use the CMU to do bicep curls, focusing on proper form and posture.

Tricep Dips (4 minutes)

40 seconds on, 20 seconds off

Use the CMU to do tricep dips, focusing on proper form and posture.

Plank Hold (4 minutes)

40 seconds on, 20 seconds off

Hold a plank with your hands on the CMU, focusing on proper form and posture.

One round of PAX Choice:  Blockees or Murder Bunnies

Suitcase carry back to Smokehouse

MARY:
No time for love, Dr. Jones
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“Keep your $h!t together” – Hold the middle; Live the Golden Rule
MOLESKIN:
Madoff from the top rope. I’ll prep the music better next time, fellas. It’ll be all thrash.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Heavy at the Equalizer

THE SCENE: Just north of shorts weather.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Done and Done semi-ok!

WARM-O-RAMA:

Typical Blindside Warmup-y things: 

SSH IC x15 | LBAC IC x10 each way | Cherry Pickers IC x5 | Little bit of this, a little bit of that

THA-THANG:

Equalizer’s First Heavy Workout:

Mosey to Smokehouse for CMUs, take to Pickleball Courts. PAX each choose a cardboard piece. Do AMRAP of the exercise while the PAX with the “Blockees” piece does 20. Once done, rotate clockwise to the next exercise. 

  1. Blockees
  2. Goblet Squats
  3. OH Press
  4. Bench Press
  5. Curls
  6. BBS with CMU Press
  7. Lunges with CMU Twist 
  8. Rows 
  9. Jump Rope
  10. Calf Raises
  11. CMU Merkins
  12. Squat Thrusters with CMU

Return CMUs to Smokehouse, return to AO

MARY:

Flutter Kicks IC x20 | Box Cutters IC x15 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

13 HIMs; 0 FNGs; 4 PreRuckers  

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Quote from St. Augustine: 

Now, may our God be our hope. He Who made all things is better than all things. He Who made all beautiful things is more beautiful than all of them. He Who made all mighty things is more mighty than all of them. He Who made all great things is greater than all of them. Learn to love the Creator in His creature, and the maker in what He has made.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

The Equalizer will start doing “Heavy” workouts on Wednesdays. While today was obviously Monday, this will start to be the norm on Wednesdays moving forward with the official start on April 5th. Get some diversity in our workouts and promise some of those guys who want to have a little less running in their lives an opportunity to get some work in.

New Year’s Resolutions, I mean Goals

THE SCENE: Insert info about the weather, etc.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 15
Cherry Pickers x 5
Merkins OYO x 10
Tempo Squats x 10
Stretch OYO

THA-THANG:
January Accelerate WOD (30 minute timer)

At the Tennis Court with CMU
150 Curls
125 Heavy Squats
100 OHP
75
50 Thrusters
25 Blockees

MARY:
7’s on the tennis court (BBS and Merkins)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talked about the need for resolutions, scratch that “goals”. It’s important to set goals and track them.  Setting goals and failing to meet them is ok.  It’s better to attempt goals, then to muddle along without a purpose.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 Smokies Convergence is 1/7/23 at Bombshelter in Alcoa.  Start time 7am.