F3 Knoxville

Paul Newman’s Sourdough Pepperoni Pizza

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Abacus, Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Tropicana, Sawdust, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Farley, Bunny, Hands, Rainbow, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), P3, Double Wide, Love’s, Hot Tub (John Muller), Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
Matlock (Bill Maddox) was kind enough to share the Q this morning as he and Gene Steratore bought Dick Vitale’s breakfast at Denny’s this morning in preparation for next week’s Bracket Q. Don’t get caught not knowing what Lipscpmb’s mascot is!

Great having Unibráu (Nick Robinson)and the legendary Abacus back out with us.

7 Motivators, some stretching, and we moseyed. We’re all bulletproof until 2035, thank you junk science, and then halfway through getting our shoulders blasted, our buddy Bob led us in some paper/rock/scissors. Bob’s a real one.

My goal was to channel my inner Double Wide and do some sprinting but all too soon I realized it’s Cinco (Scott McGuire) who is uncatchable and P3 who you can’t even see, he runs so far ahead. We have some impressive sprinters among us.

We wandered over to the cloud and your Q’s personal policy is to do whatever Cat Gut (Mike Davis) says. So we went all the way to the Dark Webb. It’s a long journey. I actually thought the Dark Webb would make even Hot Tub (John Muller) be out of breath but I heard him talking about hot tubs, which makes me think we need to have a Q where we can only mumblechatter about what we’re named after.

Some Pavalon work and back to the AO for the Friday main event (cashing out of course) and we were all ready for the weekend.

Car In the Hat Day

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cinco (Scott McGuire)
PAX: Rainbow, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Charmin (John Willis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Code Brown, Double Wide, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Farley, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Sawdust, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:

Stretching
Jogging
Karaoke’s (Side Shuffle)

THE THANG:

Round 1

Overhead Tire Carry – 1 Person
Rotate Twice
Merkins
Jump Squats
Big Boy Sit Ups
Pickle Pounders
Carolina Dry Docks

Round 2

Tire Throw – 1 Person
Rotate – Down & Back Twice
Next person runs to throw

Round 3

Partner – Rotate Twice

Pull Ups x 10
Burpees

Round 4

Jack Webb

Light Jogging

MARY:

1 Suicide
Canoeing with Catgut

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Haw Ridge

COT:

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” – Dr Seuss
• Ecclesiastes 3:1 – “To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.”
• This reminds us that life is full of seasons, and we should be grateful for the blessings of each one.

Timed AMRAP’s

AO: asylum-am
Q: Double Wide
PAX: Hands, TRC/Crab legs, Rainbow, Charmin (John Willis), Tropicana, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hot Tub (John Muller), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Love’s, Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
SSHs, Ti Fighters, Tempo Squats, Calves on the Curb, Balboas, One jog down and back
THE THANG:
3 rounds of 30 second X 5 exercises 3 times through

Round 1: Reverse lunge left
Reverse lunge right
Side lunge left
Side lunge right
Burpees
Rest
Round 2: I can’t remember the rest
I’ll have to edit later

MARY:
Two minutes of Boat-Canoe

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Haw Ridge
Tropicana is mustering a team.

COT:
Don’t underestimate the power prayer.

Full Circle

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Hot Tub (John Muller), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Bunny, Tropicana, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Gibbler, Love’s, P3, Rainbow, TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: merkins and squats and ssh

THE THANG: mosey up baby Everest and do alternating light poles with 5 merkins and squats to bottom of Everest to pickle ball courts with 4 corners of merkins picklepounders dry docks and froggy squats for Hands. Back to the AO to avoid a Q fail

MARY: nope nada zip

ANNOUNCEMENTS: haw ridge 3/28

COT: psalm 100

FriYay

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Double Wide, Backflow (Wesley Hunt), P3, Bunny, Rainbow, Sawdust, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Gibbler, Tropicana, @Patty Melt
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: some SSH and parking lot warmups with super Mario and karaoke and toy soldier

THE THANG: baseball field with 5 rounds of merkins and squats and flutter kicks. Then some dips and irkins and dirkins and step ups and then baby Everest because Matlock (Bill Maddox) requested. Cosmo 2and Hot Tub (John Muller) bailed because of sore legs.

MARY: no time for her today

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Nehemiah 3. Next to and after. What legacy are we building and who are we working together with each day