F3 Knoxville

IPC 2024 – Week 3: Brenton Sandwich

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: P3, Double Wide, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Bunny, Rainbow, Grandslam, Farley, Pac-man, Flintstone (Carter Rivera), Backflow, Tecmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: Stretching & a 400m run to show the path.

THE THANG:
Bottom Slice of Bread
Brenton WOD – (3 rounds)
– 30-yard bear crawl to the cone
– 30-yard standing broad jump back
– Perform 3 burpees after every 3 broad jumps (note: the further you broad jump the better. If you are a yard short at the end and have to do burpees, tough luck)
The Meat – 3 Rounds – Descending Rep Structure – 21/15/9
Exercises
– Burpee Block Jump Over. (lay block flat side down)
– Start on one side of the block, do a burpee, and jump over the block laterally. That’s 1 rep.
– Perform burpee on the other side, and jump over the block laterally.
– Reminder – Each time you jump over the block = 1 rep
– Thrusters
– Iron Mikes
– Right leg-left leg = 1 rep (the hard way)
– Hand Release Merkins
– Big Boi Sit-ups
– 400m run
Format
– 21-15-9 Style
– Do 21 reps of each exercise and 400m run, then 15 reps of each exercise and 400m run, then 9 reps of each exercise and 400m run.
Top Slice of Bread
Brenton WOD – 3 rounds
– 30-yard bear crawl to the cone
– 30-yard standing broad jump back
Perform 3 burpees after every 3 broad jumps

MARY: N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS: IPC 2024 – Week 4 is Friday

COT: Quote from Tim Tebow that is great for guiding young minds – “We can control a few things: our attitude, our effort, our focus, and how we go about treating [others].”

100!

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: Rainbow, Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Russell Crook/Crablegs, Cosmo 2, Tropicana, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hot Tub (John Muller), Hands, P3, Woodpecker, Bunny, Double Wide, Pac-man, Fardeen Rastagar, Newton, Techmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
WARMUP: motivators, stretching, ran back and forth across the parking lot in various and silly ways. Route 66 with CDD’s.

THE THANG: Mosey over to the bottom cardiac. Ladder of 5 different moves, running up cardiac to the birth canal after each rung of the ladder so that at the end, 100 reps of each exercise were done:
1. Kick backs x 20
2. Merkins x 25
3. Curls x 33 (+1 on one round)
4. Step back lunges x 50
5. LBC’s x 100

MARY: 7’s at the Pav-a-lon with table rows and step ups.
Circle up for some in & outs and dying cockroaches.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Iron Pax Week 0 this Friday- P3 on Q.

COT: Can you love the unseen God if you do not love the neighbor you see?

Plagiarism- A Q by Code Brown

AO: asylum-am
Q: Code Brown
PAX: Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Charmin (John Willis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Code Brown, Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Hands, Gibbler, Hot Tub (John Muller), Love’s, P3, Rainbow, TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Woodpecker, Newton, Techmo, Flintstone, WHITE BELT
FNGs: None
COUNT: 20? (Going from a dim memory)
WARMUP: Code Brown padded his pockets with additional royalties from Tie Fighters. Did some plank things with varying degrees of success among the pax.

THE THANG: See my backblast from the previous week. Seriously.

MARY: A mercifully brief boat/canoe. It’s almost like Code Brown was playing with Cat Gut’s emotions.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Third F this Friday at Dead End for lunch, early dinner, pre-nap. Prayers for Doubtfire to show and pick up the tab.

COT: Imitation is a sincere form of flattery and an excellent way to lead the pax for a Q.

EMOM’s & AMRAP

AO: asylum-am
Q: Double Wide
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Tropicana, Woodpecker, Warby, Red Card, Jumbo, Tecmo, Button Fly, Flintstone, , Cataract
FNGs: 1 Cataract
COUNT: 17
WARMUP:
SSH
This & that
Mike Phelps
Cherry picker
Rocky Balboa
Down & Back

THE THANG:
To the Cloud
EMOM 5 min and 1 bonus min of 12 burpees
Up Baby Everest & back

AMRAP 15 min
5 burpees
10 side lunges
15 hand release mercs
20 hot seats
25 Superman’s
30 Bonnie Blair’s
35 LBC
40 bunny hops
Run lap around double parking lots

EMOM 3 mins of 6 to 8 Mountain Climbers? uh nope, Iron Man? uh no, Man Makers! that’s it.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dad Camp final day to sign up

COT:
Don’t fear the hard work and hard choices

The Warrior

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cinco (Scott McGuire)
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Farley, Gavin Goosie, Love’s, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Woodpecker, Elton (Nathan Cox)
FNGs: 1 Elton (Nathan Cox)
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:

Warm Up
SSH 20
Stretching 20 Count
Cherry Pickers 20 Count
Merkins 20 Count
Mosey

THE THANG:

Round 1: Parking Lot by Circuit Training

Sprints x 2
Backward Sprint x 2
Karaoke x 2
Bear Crawl x 2

Round 2: Circuit Training

Pull Ups x 20
Dips x 20
Burpees x 20
Jump Squats 20
Superman’s x 20

Round 3: Pelicans Butt Hole

3 Groups
1. Big Boy Sit Ups x 20
2. Run to Group 3
3. Flutter Kicks x 20
*Repeat to 6:10

MARY:

Canoeing with Catgut

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

None. Prayers for Pizza Pizza and Matlocks mom.

COT:

“Come, let us return to the Lord; for he has torn us, that he may heal us, he has struck us down, and he will bind us up.”

Hosea 6:1

Sometimes God wounds us to heal us. The Warrior inside of us needs to kill our childish tendencies. Don’t be passive.