F3 Knoxville

Charmin Shaped Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: Grandslam, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Farley, Love’s, Double Wide, Rainbow, Hands, Waffle House (Brady Greene), TRC/Crab legs, Russell Crook/Crablegs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Coolio (Greg Fox), Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Charmin (John Willis)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Feels like Iron Pax

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: TRC/Crab legs, Hands, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Grandslam, Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Coolio (Greg Fox), Rainbow, Double Wide, Tropicana, Charmin (John Willis), Sawdust, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Woodpecker, Code Brown, M&M
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
WARMUP:SSH, circle run, tempo merkins, tie fighters

THE THANG:2 laps of interval running.
CMU’s at the paver lot islands.
CMU rifle carry suicides.
Round 1 – 20 curls and 10 Thrusters at 4 islands.
Round 2 – 10 up & over merkins, 10 single leg dead lift each leg.
Round 3 – 5 blockies

MARY:LBC’s, big boys and gas pumpers after each set of CMU’s

ANNOUNCEMENTS:Dad camp sign ups.

COT:We are leaders and followers. Be a follower that you would want as a leader and a leader as you would want as a follower.

The Goo Gone Firecracker 500

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Gibbler, Double Wide, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Rainbow, Foie Gras
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
– Motivators
– Tempo Merkins
– Cherry Pickers
– Windmills
– Rockettes
– Tie-Fighters
– X-Wing
– 6 Count Burpees

THE THANG:
– Exercised at various stations to the base of Cardiac
– Tried out the new pavement with Bearpees to the first turn and Lt. Dans to the next turn
– Went down and up Route 66
– There was some splashing of merlot, but it was time to find Mary anyway.

MARY:
– Dante’s Core

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Asylum Gear is ordered and should be coming our way soon.

COT:
– The right path is the clear choice, but it will not be an easy path. It will be uphill and we will be tempted to turn back. But 1 Corinthians 10:13 reminds us that we will not be tempted more than we can stand to resist.

A roll of the dice

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Grandslam, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Love’s, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Rainbow, Rooney (Carl Whipple), Woodpecker, Flintstone
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: SSH, Hi knees, Butt kickers, froggy squats, circle run, tempo merkins, plank jacks, stretching

THE THANG: Battle buddy up. Roll the dice and do the corresponding workout with your buddy
1 3 rounds of parking lot suicides and 10 CMU thrusters
2 Catch me if you can with 10 Merkins/Bernie around all the paver lots
3 3 rounds of 12 each butt touchers, table rows, step ups and run one lap
4 3 rounds of 20 (D)Irkins, 10 box jumps, 20 4 ct LBC’s
5 Bernie up Baby Everest, jog down, 10 man makers, repeat for 3 rounds total
6 Up the Tail of the Dragon two times, change mode of transport at each light pole – Bear Crawl, lunge, broad jump

MARY: Boat/canoe. Big wheel. Heel touches. Side crunches

ANNOUNCEMENTS: PM group is working out at 9 am on July 4th.

COT: Being a good example is not good enough these days, you gotta use words to lead.

Broad Shoulder Birthday Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Tropicana
PAX: Cosmo 2, Dung Beetle, Gibbler, Grandslam, Hot Tub (John Muller), Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Pac-man, Rainbow, Sawdust, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), TRC/Crab legs, WaxJob, Wham-o
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:
1 burpee
2 squat jumps
3 cherry pickers
4 Tn Rocking chairs
5 pike ups
6 Abe Vagotas
7 Dry docks
8 SSH
9 BBQ squats
10 Mericans
1 burpee
56 total
THE THANG:

Pair Up

Plank hold
Run to cone 7 Mericans
Run back
Switch 4 rounds

Squatting rifle hold
Run to cone. Bernie back
Switch

Lunging rifle hold
Run to cone. Crab back

Rifle surrenders
Run to cone. Bear crawl back.

Mountain climbers
Run to cone 7 Mericans
Run back
4 rounds

Plank with CMU on back
Rifle Carry to cone and back

Side plank
Farmer carry

Wheel barrow races

56 total Mericans
MARY: No Time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Asylum Shirts coming soon. Dad Camp

COT: Fathers and Husbands need broad shoulders to stand strong and resilient amid family chaos and conflict. We need other men to help us build and maintain those broad shoulders.