F3 Knoxville

Goth Equalizer

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman
PAX: Blindside, Cheney, Mouthwash, Madoff, Snowbird, Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves), Stripped, Bookman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
SSHs, Rockettes, LBACs, Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: 20 reps each station
4 stations on 1 half of the tennis courts
2 CMUs -> Deadlifts and Squats
2 sandbags -> Floor Presses and B.O.Rs.
2 CMUS -> Core choices of Leg Lifts holding the CMU, American Hammers, BBS, or Oklahoma Cheerleaders
2 Resistance Bands -> OH Presses or Curls. Mainly avoid getting snapped in the face
Movement between stations is either lunges or bear crawls

MARY: Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hardship hill on 5/17

COT: “Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence”. Vince Lombardi

…Not only is that from Blindside’s favorite team’s coach, it’s a great way to frame expectations. We need to always get better, no matter what we’re doing, but it gives us something to strive for with realistic goals in the end.

I’m always glad to get out in the gloom. This morning felt lackluster for me. I’m tired, couldn’t get the music to work, and the workout didn’t feel fluid or fulfilling to me. For those that felt the same, I’m sorry. I tried something different today so it was a mental win. Those count just the same. Glad I had some guys out there that were encouraging and we could have some good conversations and jokes.

No one got hurt by the bands either. That’s a bigger win.

Come on out for a Good Friday Mouthwash Q. Been looking forward to it since I saw it on the calendar. You should as well.

for the boys

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves)
PAX: Stripped, Madoff, Smithers, Blindside, Cheney, Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: had to be there

THE THANG: I hurt my back but got through 52 cards

MARY: we stretched a lot

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hawridge this weekend

COT:

Lightweight Not The Honker- Confirmed

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman
PAX: Stripped, Cheney, Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves), Lightweight, Snowbird, Bookman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: SSH, Tie Fighters, Gradycorns, Rockettes, Tempo Squats

THE THANG:
40 on 20 off 4 rounds of each exercise, 1 minute between sets

MARY: putting away the CMUs

ANNOUNCEMENTS: haw ridge, F3 Roco Ice Bears, Hardship Hill

COT:2 Corinthians 4:16-18

Swimmies’ Browser History is not work appropriate

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Cheney
PAX: Bookman, Stripped, Smithers, Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves), Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Cheney
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: Mosey to smokehouse

THE THANG:
3 Rounds, 10 minutes each.
Do 3 reps of each exercise and run lap around tennis court. Repeat, increasing rep count by 3 each time until timer runs out. 2 min rest between each Round
Round 1:
Lateral Burpees
CMU Cling Press
Round 2:
No Cheat Merkins
Curls
Round 3:
WWIII Sit Ups
Bent Over Rows
MARY:
None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
EFHR and Ice Bears with RoCo
COT:
Don’t victim to the Fundamental Attribute Error. Remember the Prayer of St. Francis “we must seek to understand more than to be understood.”

Lines! lines! Everywhere Lines!

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman
PAX: Stripped, Cheney, Smithers, Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves), Bookman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: SSH, TN Rocking Chairs, Gradycorns, Moroccan Night clubs, bend and reaches

THE THANG:

See Preblast for You v You Beatdown

MARY: none

ANNOUNCEMENTS: EFHR, F3 Roco with Icebears, Hardship Hill

COT: Matthew 13:3. It’s a classic