F3 Knoxville

Moon Kraken Through at the Equalizer

THE SCENE: 70ish. 90% humidity. Full-ish moon. So refreshing.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Windmills IC
  • Grady Corns IC
  • SSH IC
  • Burpees x5

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the top of the Equalizer. Kraken. Pick station, complete 25 reps of the prescribed exercise, then run a full lap around the course to the next station. Rinse and repeat. On each subsequent round, drop 5 reps from each exercise. Push yourself & push each other. Try to catch the guy in front of you. Stations included:

  • Lunges
  • BBS
  • Dips
  • Squat Jumps
  • Diamond Merks
  • Flutter Kicks (4ct)
  • Monkey Humpers
  • Shoulder Taps (4ct)

MARY:

  • Cobra Kai

STRETCHES:

  • No time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

“Many are the plans in a person’s heart, but it is the LORD’s purpose that prevails.” Proverbs 19:21

MOLESKIN: Great work today. Solid group of HIMs.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fill up that Q calendar.

Hello my name is Kraken

THE SCENE: upper 60’s and clear

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x 20
  • Tempo Merkins x 10
  • Cherry Pickers x 5
  • Rockettes x 10
  • OYO stretches

THA-THANG:

Attack of the Kraken.   8 cones in a circle.  Pick a cone as your starting point, complete the exercise for that cone, then run around the circle with your CMU to the next cone.  Goal is complete 2 full laps (16 stations).

Lap 1 exercises:

  • CMU lunge to sign & back
  • 8-count body builder x 25
  • CMU deltoid raise x 50
  • CMU flutter kick (4ct) x 50
  • CMU goblet squat x 50
  • Spread eagle merkin x 50
  • CMU calf raise x 100
  • Nose wipers x 25

Lap 2 exercises:

  • Bear crawl around circle
  • CMU squat/press x 50
  • CMU overhead press x 50
  • CMU american hammer (4ct) x 50
  • Jump squats x 50
  • Diamond merkins x 50
  • Mountain climber (4ct) x 50
  • Shoulder taps (4ct) x 50

MARY:
n/a

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
19 this morning:  Ski Dog, La-Z-Boy, Bowflex, Tweet-E, Nook (fng), Aladdin, Biscuits, Air Ball, Waxjob, Troller, Ribbed, Homebody, Ladyfingers, Driftwood, Mudpuppy, Turtle, Mayberry, Yo-yo, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Read from John 15 in which Jesus teaches by using the vine/branches analogy.  I focused my attention this morning on abiding in Christ.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
For those who drive to the Dog Pound via Concord Rd, a section of Concord Rd near the roundabout at Northshore will be closed from 7 p.m. to 6 a.m. on Aug. 5, 6, 9 and 10

Don’t Look Back In Anger (I Heard You Say)

THE SCENE: Warm, humid, no rain, lots of mayflies
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 40 (4 ct)

Burpees x 3

THA-THANG:
Mosey to flag pole

Do these exercises, 43 reps each

Box jumps

Dips

Decline Merkins

Big boy sit-ups

Squats

CDDs

LBCs

Then, bear crawl to south gate of the loop and run around the loop back to the flag pole

Drop the top exercise and do the others and repeat the bear-crawl/running lap

Rinse and repeat until complete or out of time (we ran out of time)

Mosey back to the AO

MARY:
We only had about a minute or so for Mary, so we held planks until time.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 total PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Subset of divisiveness (which I talked about at the Asylum on Saturday) is cancel culture.

Cancel culture is contrary to Christian beliefs and the lessons that the Bible teaches.

It is also against the old adage that we teach our kids – your mistakes do not define you, and this one from church – love the sinner, not the sin.

The Bible is full of examples of how a person is not defined by his worst traits, deeds, or words, but here is one.  Saul was not a good man – he persecuted Christians among other things.  Jesus blinds him, converts him, and turns Saul into Paul, who was a great man.  Paul did a lot of good work, is a pillar of Christianity, and is traditionally attributed with writing 13 of the 27 books of the New Testament.

Where would Christianity be without Paul?

In today’s cancel climate, Paul would be canceled because of Saul and with him a lot of the New Testament.  Let that sink in.

“Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.”  Ephesians 4:32

My favorite band is Oasis, who had a song titled “Don’t Look Back in Anger.”  That’s good advice from a band that was drunk and high for most of the 90s.  No need to cancel good music because of bad behavior.  Otherwise, we would not have any good music.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Training Wheels and his son traveling out west (look out for Title IX), Mrs. Lillydipper, and Mrs. Choir Boy
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Mend House clothing drive, La-Z-Boy celebrity Q on Wednesday

11s for Days

THE SCENE: Toasty Warm, Humid

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Cherry Pickers IC | SSH IC
  • Baby Arm Circles IC | Tempo Squats IC

THA-THANG:

Simple Q today: a pair of 11s.

  • 10 Merkins at top. | 1 Squat Jump at splash pad.
  • 10 BBS at crosswalk | 1 Dip at splash pad

MARY:

  • Pickle Pounders | LBCs IC
  • Flutter Kicks IC | Freddie Mercurys IC
  • Hello Dolly IC | Peter Parker

STRETCHES:

  • Butterfly | Hamstring 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

ISI. Two questions: Who is sharpening you? Who are you sharpening? If you don’t have an answer to one of those, it’s time to be more intentional about relationships.

MOLESKIN & ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Show up Monday for a Choir Boy birthday Q

Compounding Pain

THE SCENE: 75 and humid 🥵
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

THA-THANG:
Shuffled up Sheffield to WH Rd stopping about 5 times for 20 x 20.

Compound Circuit:

Shuffle up Lover’s to pull-up bars.

10 Pull-ups

50 Bent Rows

20 ROC BBS

Shuffle to new pool parking lot.

2 Burpees at each line (there are 7 lines)

50 Chest Presses

30 Ruck up Toe Touches

Shuffle to the Pavalon (The Hole).

30 Box Squats on the low benches.

50 Ruck RDLs

40 2-ct Mtn Climbers

Repeat the whole thing.

Snake shuffle the parking lot to get 5 miles.

MARY:
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7 weirdos
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
MOLESKIN:
My my. The 50 Chest Presses was quite something after those Burps. We got 2 full laps and a little extra.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: