F3 Knoxville

K-Town’s First Post-LEAP Saturday Beatdown…

Conditions: Clear and cold…26 degrees!

THE THANG:
First up was to mosey to coupons (pavement bricks).  Everyone grabbed two and then it was time to mosey to one of the frost covered field’s of The Asylum (what we affectionately call our AO).

COP:
Once the PAX arrived at the field we circled up for a little warm up lead by Crawdad.  Here’s how things went down:
– 15 Merkins
– 10 Chinook Squats
– 20 Imperial Walkers
– 20 Big Boy Sit-ups
– 10 Carolina Dry Docks
– 5 Happy Jacks

11’s:
Crawdad then had us mosey over to a hill for 11’s.  Start with 10 knerkins, run to the top of the hill then do 1 jump squat.  Run back down for 2 knerkins, run to the top of the hill and do 9 jump squats.  Repeat until PAX gets to 1 knerkin and 10 jump squats.

Fun with Coupons:
After 11’s the PAX grabbed their coupons and circled up.  YHC led through a group of exercises in a pyramid formation.  Here’s the drill (done with coupons)…
– R1 = 10x each of Narrow Squats, Bent-Over Flyes, Frog Squats, Standing Flyes, Reverse Lunges
– R2 = 20x each of Narrow Squats, Bent-Over Flyes, Frog Squats, Standing Flyes
– R3 = 30x each of Narrow Squats, Bent-Over Flyes, Frog Squats,
– R4 = 40x each of Narrow Squats, Bent-Over Flyes,
– R5 = 50x Narrow Squats

After YHC explained things the PAX partnered up and did the exercises OYO in pairs.  After everyone finished round 5 we topped things off with 100 mountain climbers all together in cadence.

The Long Mosey Home:
Everyone then moseyed over to the park trail with their coupons.  We took the trail back to the parking lot where we started to wrap things up (distance traveled on the trail with coupons was just over a 1 mile).

Ab Work:
Once we arrived back at our launch point we finished up with at little ab work, dealer’s choice.  It went down like this…
– Quickbooks – Bicycles (can’t remember the rep count)
– Sleeveless – Partner Leg Throwbacks (don’t know F3 name for it), 10 each person
– P-Nut – Department Stores (Plank position: 2nd floor was full plank, 1st floor was 6 inches, basement was chest on the ground with legs and arms up). P-Nut called it out.

BOM led by Crawdad

Moleskin:
This was the first post-LEAP Saturday morning workout for Knoxville.  YHC was a little nervous due to the low temp (26 degrees), but as usual the Knoxville PAX did not disappoint!  K-Town PAX shows up and gets things done.  Today was Crawdad’s VQ and as expected he crushed it.  We went a little long on time due to the long mosey with coupons back to the parking lot, but PAX was not about to leave without finishing up with some ab work. By the time we finished we had toured over 2.5 miles of The Asylum this morning, most of that with coupons.

Thanks to the F3 Nation and especially the LEAP Team for all their support and encouragement over the last 6 weeks.  The men of this PAX get it and are giving it away to the men of Knoxville.  F3 Knoxville is something special.

Take notice…The Asylum is open for business…no sad clown is safe in Knoxville!

Strength and Honor,
Cap’n Crunch

No Show Knoxville to 2nd, Brings Pain to 1st F, SOB Style

Four SOB’s headed out of ballantyne for a much anticiPATED week 5 beatdown to our new brothers in Knoxville. Week 5 is known as The Snotwoggler and we did it justice. MT had the truck loaded with tokens (plates and “the tire” 150lbs). After 30 minutes in the truck Outback needed to feed the beast, good call, we hit the best BBQ in Shelby and were ready of the journey.

After a 4 hour road trip we hit the AO, what a great location with awesome views. After MT took care of business it took 45 minutes to gather the plan, and a good one it was. The boys headed to the hotel checked in and decided to take a small beer tour of Knoxville. First stop “Twin Peaks”, Knoxville’s version of HOOTERS!!! Enough said… We posted a tweet for our brothers in Knoxville to meet for happy hour, surprisingly the locals decided not to show, way to treat the out of town guests, duly noted, change of plans of the morning, Knoxville was going to feel the pain!

An early start and short drive to the AO for the unloading of the plates and tire, these men of Knoxville show up 20 minutes early for a workout with tons of enthusiasm and were ready to roll, if only they knew what was in store for them!

THE THANG:

Bean; Disclaimer given 6 NEW GUYS and off we went, very short Mosey, circle up and let the games begin.

Bean: 10 Burpees, 1 minute, repeat 10 times= 100 Burpees (Good morning Knoxville)

Madame Tussuad:

8 sets of plates & one tire. Break off into groups of 3’s & 4’s. 30 yard hair burners with a rotation to flipping the 150b tire. Total workout time for this station was 15 minutes, this was horrible but all the PAX pushed hard, the rotation went smoothly after the first few cycles, a total leg burner.

Outback:

Mosey from parking area into the fog for “The Hill”, Outback had a very solid plan for this twisting steep hill, he wanted 4 laps total 1/4 mile per lap. At each curve up the hill the following 5 Diamond merkins, 15 Wide Arm, 15 Regular, 25 dips at the top, rinse and repeat 4 times. A few PAX managed the 4 total most got up 2-3 times. Nice push by Edit and another young guy, MT & CapnCrunch were pushing our heels. At the bottom we administered another 10 Burpees for fun. Lead group covered 1 mile. This is a BRR worthy hill.

Geraldo:

Head back to the AO launch and circle up for Mary Jack Webb, 1 Heels to Heaven followed by 4 LBCs, up to 10. Check of the watch showed we have time for more of Mr. Webb, 1 Merkin followed by 4 Arm Raises, up to 6.

Mary:

Mr. Bean: 20 Flutter

Hottie: Low Dolly 15

CapnCrunch: Russian Twist 15

Moleskin:

Solid effort from Knoxville, that was a smoker of a workout that was non-stop. 2nd F was moved to a new location (Panera Bread) Kingston Pike, a good call as it attracted 25 guys, 21 local PAX. Thank you of the opportunity to lead, shout to my fellow brothers Madame, Outback & Gerlado, these guys gave up time from there families to give something back, if you haven’t had a chance to lead a LEAP workout, do it, F3 has given us all something, show your appreciation by giving back.

Announcements:

Panera Bread NEW 2nd F location

Slide Rule, 7am Laurel Church Sunday run 4-5 mile option