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Lobotomites/Slappysdoom Escape From Haw Ridge Victory

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AO: asylum-am
Q: P3 , Lilydipper, Blindside
PAX: Tropicana, Gibbler, Sawdust, Ashton (Tommy Michaelides), Hot Tub (John Muller), Farley
FNGs: None
COUNT: … a lot
WARMUP:

P3 = 20 Burpees

Rest of the pax = Beer/mumblechatter

THE THANG:

6.6 mile Ruck to acquire a throne piece, map piece, and 2 clues. No confirmed Wolfdeer sightings but they were out there, no doubt. Tropicana was a master navigator and Sawdust was the master photographer of our throne piece/map/clues. Lady Luck was on our side as we acquired the second lightest throne piece and returned to base camp just as the rest of the PAX had finished our 1500 burpee requirement.

MARY: Beer and Pistachios

ANNOUNCEMENTS: VOLS WIN BABY!!!

COT: Great message but was too far away to hear the F3 name of the HIM leading it.

Crablegs switcher

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AO: asylum-am
Q: TRC/Crab legs
PAX: P3, Hands, Sawdust, Gibbler, TRC/Crab legs, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
A little this and a little of that
THE THANG:
25 merkins at a couple of locations, up Everest, some AMRAP exercises while your buddy ran around the admin loop, pavalon for the Crablegs trifecta.
MARY:
Who is she and why is she always in the backblast?
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Form your teams now for next year’s EFHR.
COT:
You had to be there. It was epic.

[the-pulpit] Ronaldo’s Regimented Reps

AO: the-pulpit
Q: Betty
PAX: Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Leland Robbins (Geiger), Ike, Trojan, Sawdust, Chuck
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: Run to Cover at the Drop-Off

THE THANG:
Ronaldo’s Regimented Reps for Footballers :soccer: :
– Three Rounds of Various Exercises:
– Merkins
– Donkey Kicks
– Low Plank Mountain Climbers
– Heel Taps (Not Gas Pumpers)
– Big Boys
– Crunchy Frogs
– Lunges
– Side Lunges with a Hop

MARY: N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Haw Ridge on Saturday

COT: Goldie Locks & the 3 Dinosaurs. If you find yourself in the wrong story, get out of it.

and the national champion is….

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: Sawdust, Tropicana, Hands, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Farley, P3, Backflow (Wesley Hunt), Rainbow, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Love’s, Double Wide
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:cbs music. 5 motivators. Lap around lot

THE THANG:

Each HIM drew a team and a seed. Divided up into 4 pods and headed to sub regional
Each HIM could reduce the burpees of each pod by naming either the nickname, Coach or player from his school
Spoiler: NCAA trivia is NOT the Pax’ bailiwick

Seeds 13-16. Denver
Scale the Rocky Mountain (baby Everest) and run down Route 66 to the next pod to bump the next group

Seeds 9-12. Providence. Like the Cloud, Providence is cold, smelly, weird. And can’t grow real grass
AMRAP of big bois, step ups, and flutters until bumped to

Seeds 5-8. Milwaukee..after running arm in arm like Laverne and Shirley to the PAV…the Pax picked a wheel of cheese (coupon) for an AMRAP of curls, table rows and derkins before being bumped to

Seeds 1-4. Lexington. The nicest region. Just like highly trained thoroughbreds we worked on legs with lunges and squats

MARY: Final Four. Trivia contest. First semi the low seed upset the top Seeds

Second semi- the 9-12 Seeds also pulled the upset

Final game- the winning trivia answer was blurted out by Sawdust….so our national champion is….the Texas Longhorns??? What in the name of Matthew McConnaughy is that??

ANNOUNCEMENTS: i might need a bracket intervention

COT:John 17: 14-16

Speak truth. With grace

Paul Newman’s Sourdough Pepperoni Pizza

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Abacus, Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Tropicana, Sawdust, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Farley, Bunny, Hands, Rainbow, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), P3, Double Wide, Love’s, Hot Tub (John Muller), Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
Matlock (Bill Maddox) was kind enough to share the Q this morning as he and Gene Steratore bought Dick Vitale’s breakfast at Denny’s this morning in preparation for next week’s Bracket Q. Don’t get caught not knowing what Lipscpmb’s mascot is!

Great having Unibráu (Nick Robinson)and the legendary Abacus back out with us.

7 Motivators, some stretching, and we moseyed. We’re all bulletproof until 2035, thank you junk science, and then halfway through getting our shoulders blasted, our buddy Bob led us in some paper/rock/scissors. Bob’s a real one.

My goal was to channel my inner Double Wide and do some sprinting but all too soon I realized it’s Cinco (Scott McGuire) who is uncatchable and P3 who you can’t even see, he runs so far ahead. We have some impressive sprinters among us.

We wandered over to the cloud and your Q’s personal policy is to do whatever Cat Gut (Mike Davis) says. So we went all the way to the Dark Webb. It’s a long journey. I actually thought the Dark Webb would make even Hot Tub (John Muller) be out of breath but I heard him talking about hot tubs, which makes me think we need to have a Q where we can only mumblechatter about what we’re named after.

Some Pavalon work and back to the AO for the Friday main event (cashing out of course) and we were all ready for the weekend.