F3 Knoxville

The Groin Puller

AO: shamrock
Q: Drano
PAX: Mermaid, Stitch, Polly, Pool Boy, slappy, Dumpster Dive, Honeydew, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Sunshine
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:
– baby arm circles
– Imperial walkers
– SSH
– Squats
– Burpee (1)

THE THANG:
4 rounds – FORM MATTERS
– 15 block thrusters
– 5 blockees
– 20 goblet squats
– 45 block curls
– 100 meter OH block carry
– 20 merkins
Lap around island between each round

MARY:
– Flutter kicks
– Hello Dolly’s
– American hammers
– LBC’s
– 1 minute low plank
– Willy Mays Hayes
– Cherry Pickers

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Prayer for Pool Boy and his upcoming conversation with his pastor.
Prayer for Sunshine’s family friend, Alex, who took his own life yesterday.
Prayer for the children of all men in Shamrock.

Escape from Haw Ridge March 27th

COT:
We focused on firm today. The difference between rushing through my reps and holding form in the reps is astronomical. When I rush, there is a sense of hurry, competition with the next guy, and unnecessary injuries can occur. But when I slow things down, I’m no longer in competition or hurried. My movements are measured and intentional.

So often in life I can get focused on the finish line. Rushing through from one task to the next. I grow accustomed to living in that hurried chaos and begin to compare my life to everyone else. What I’m trying to do this year is slow things down. Stop thinking about everyone else’s journey and live mine. If that means I have less money than the next guy, so be it. If I have to change my plans to stop and take time with my family, then I’ll do it. The most important people in my life will only live in my home for so long. How much time and I willing to set aside to engage with them and build lasting relationships rather than just finish my job and send them on their own?

Heavy Commit

AO: shamrock
Q: Baby Boomer
PAX: Drano, Pool Boy, Stitch, Baby Boomer, Honeydew, Mermaid, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
1. Tie fighters
2. Tempo squats jumps
3. Tempo merkins
4. Squatting Grady corns
5. Baseline warmups: high knees, Frankensteins, butt kickers, karaoke

THE THANG:
– Grab CMU head to Jesus statue
– Pick Battle Buddy AMRAP rinse repeat
– Round 1 – alternating farmer carry + wall sit Grady corns
– Round 2 – alternating farmer carry + shoulder taps
– Round 3 – alternating farmer carry + big boys
– Round 4 – cmu dead lifts + run a lap (island 1)
– Round 5 – cmu rifle hold + run a lap (island 2)
– Round 6 – cmu lawn mower + run a lap (island 3)
– Rack the CMUs

MARY:
1. Cherry pickers
2. Willie Mays Hays
3. Runners stretch
4. Shoulder stretches & Michael Phelps
5. Neck rolls

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
-What does it mean to HC?
-Dealing with disruption
-One year ago tore my Achilles
-Forced to rethink fitness
-Life will bring disruptions
-Where do you go for wisdom?
-“God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.” Psalm‬ ‭46‬:‭1‬ ‭ESV‬‬

Dreams of Inspirtation, Imitation… and Perspiration

AO: shamrock
Q: Pool Boy
PAX: Mermaid, slappy, Stitch, Crawlspace, Dumpster Dive, Honeydew, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Pool Boy, None
FNGs: 1 None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
10 x Tennessee rocking chair IC
10x LBC’s IC
10 x Overhead clap IC
10 x Seal clap squat IC
5 x Burpees OYO
10 x Lunges (5 each leg) OYO
5 x V-ups
10 x Tempo Merkins IC
10 x Jump squats OYO

THE THANG:
Part 1 – Mosey to the Pavilion
1 PAX jogs over to the pull-up bars and does AMRAP pull-ups while the rest of us do alternating reps of 20 seal clap squats, 20 dips, & 20 LBC’s.
We ended up doing 2 at a time as the bars were further away than YHC remembered.

Part 2 – Mosey to the fish (Ichthys pattern on the walkway between buildings)
Wall sit, 1 PAX do a lap, each lap another PAX join him till all PAX run a lap around.
After all PAX run a lap 1 PAX we did a 20-count rest and then I gave Mermaid a choice of 1 or 2… he chose 2 (which was Burpees, 1 was Big Boy Sit-ups) and then immediately volunteered to run (we ran 2 at a time the second time around).
After 4 laps we did another 20-count.

Part 3 – Mosey to the turf by the practice field for 11’s
1 rep of 1 exercise, jog to the Shamrock rock, then do 10 reps of the second, then jog back to the turf. Then do 2 reps of the first exercise, jog to the Shamrock rock, do 9 reps of the second exercise, and repeat until you get to 10 reps of the first exercise and 1 of the second exercise.

Turf- 4-count flutter kicks (start with 1 rep)
Rock – Merkins (start with 10 reps)

We finished with a wall sit waiting for the Six (aka YHC).

We were definitely warm so we had a fellowship mosey back and had a few minutes left for core.

MARY:
PAX-led that included V-ups, LBC’s , Pickle Pointers, and more (I cut Crawlspace off because it was 615 and of course forgot the exercise he led).

COT:
Have you thought about MLK since last year? Maybe some, maybe none. Growing up I thought he was a paragon of virtue but if you look into things he was far from perfect. But I believe his memory can inspire if we consider ourselves & don’t condemn things in others we ourselves don’t practice.

So I have a question for you:
How are you looking to inspire? Do you do anything that is worthy of imitation, much less inspiration?

Jesus tells a parable to demonstrate not to despise small beginnings and consider your ways whether they’re worthy of imitation and inspiration:

“As they heard these things, he proceeded to tell a parable, because he was near to Jerusalem, and because they supposed that the kingdom of God was to appear immediately. He said therefore, “A nobleman went into a far country to receive for himself a kingdom and then return. Calling ten of his servants, he gave them ten minas, and said to them, ‘Engage in business until I come.’ But his citizens hated him and sent a delegation after him, saying, ‘We do not want this man to reign over us.’ When he returned, having received the kingdom, he ordered these servants to whom he had given the money to be called to him, that he might know what they had gained by doing business. The first came before him, saying, ‘Lord, your mina has made ten minas more.’ And he said to him, ‘Well done, good servant! Because you have been faithful in a very little, you shall have authority over ten cities.’ And the second came, saying, ‘Lord, your mina has made five minas.’ And he said to him, ‘And you are to be over five cities.’ Then another came, saying, ‘Lord, here is your mina, which I kept laid away in a handkerchief; for I was afraid of you, because you are a severe man. You take what you did not deposit, and reap what you did not sow.’ He said to him, ‘I will condemn you with your own words, you wicked servant! You knew that I was a severe man, taking what I did not deposit and reaping what I did not sow? Why then did you not put my money in the bank, and at my coming I might have collected it with interest?’ And he said to those who stood by, ‘Take the mina from him, and give it to the one who has the ten minas.’ And they said to him, ‘Lord, he has ten minas!’ ‘I tell you that to everyone who has, more will be given, but from the one who has not, even what he has will be taken away. But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slaughter them before me.’””
‭‭Luke‬ ‭19‬:‭11‬-‭27‬ ‭ESV‬‬

So today consider how you’re using your time, treasures, & talents… for the glory of God & not thinking of God as a harsh master. He can make all grace about to you and He will as you submit your talents to Him.

We prayed for travels for Mermaid’s oldest and peace in Minnesota.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence for the East / West Knoxville Split is Saturday 1/31 at Asylum – communications via Email, Slack, etc. or ask Mermaid before he disappears like all past Nantans have /s 😉

Handoff shuffle

AO: shamrock
Q: Stitch
PAX: Mermaid, Baby Boomer, Drano, Anchorman, Eliza, Crawlspace, slappy, Honeydew, MacGruber, Lizzy, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Dumpster Dive
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP:
Neck Stretch
SSH
Run in place/high knees/butt kickers/jump rope
Imperial Walkers
Cherry Pickers
5 Burpees

THE THANG:
Mosey to the track and make one lap through the bleachers and around to the front southwest corner of the football field.

Line up across the goal line. We will start a group of exercises, each one called out by the starter. We’ll go in a series of upper, legs, core. Everyone will start the first round. For example, we will all do burpees. While everyone is doing the exercise, the man closest to the sideline will carry a football to the man on the farthest end of the goal line, hand it off and bump him down to the next man in line on the far end. The football will continue to get passed off until the last man has received the ball and finished back where the ball started.

That man will then call out an exercise (of the next target)

and start the process over again. We’ll repeat this until everyone has started and called out an exercise.

Parking ultimate football for the remainder of time.

COT:
For those of you that have been here recently when I’ve Q’d, you might recall that in our COT’s, I’ve challenged us who claim to be Christians, to be different from the world.

A couple of weeks ago, I read from one of my favorite passages in Philippians 4 about centering your mind on things true, pure, lovely, commendable, excellent, worthy of praise. When we make these things the center of our thoughts, it’s hard to be anything other than at peace and with thanksgiving.

On that note, Thanksgiving is tomorrow. A lot of us will be spending that time with friends and family. Young and old. Close and distant. Brothers and cousins. Mom’s and uncles. Dry and bubbly. Hilarious and infuriating. I challenge every one of you to truly be thankful at this time. This life is fleeting and we have no idea what tomorrow brings. My prayer for each of us is that we spend this time being light. BE. A. LIGHT.

I read a book 2-3 years ago called “A Gentle Answer: Our ‘Secret Weapon’ in an age of us against them” by Scott Sauls. The book was call for those who claim to be Christians to pivot our hearts towards Jesus, and how we engage a hostile world. A lot of times that hostility comes from our very own family and close friends. It was a very thoughtful, encouraging and challenging book. And, it came to my mind as I was thinking about this week and the opportunity we have.

I highlighted some quotes from the book and here are just a few…

“While true faith is filled with holy fire, it is a fire that is meant for refining and healing, as opposed to dividing and destroying. If our faith ignites hurt rather than healing upon the bodies, hearts, and souls of other people—even those who treat us unkindly—then something has gone terribly wrong with our faith.”

“Jesus’ gentle answer was bold and costly. His gentle answer included pouring out his lifeblood and dying on the cross. Our gentle answer will be costly as well. We must die to ourselves, to our self-righteousness, to our indignation, and to our outrage. Christians are a light to the world only to the degree that they stand out as different from the world. The world does not thirst for a religious imitation of its often-outraged self.”

As we leave here today, ask God to show you His light and ask him to help you be a reflection of that. Let’s be different. Let’s not be so quick to speak but let’s listen. Let’s ask hi Jim questions and make eye contact. Let us breathe and offer kindness and empathy. Let’s show everyone around us where our faith and trust lies. I’m praying for all of you and your families.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Puzzled

AO: shamrock
Q: slappy
PAX: Honeydew, Mermaid, Flower Pot, Anchorman, Crawlspace, Pool Boy (Jacob Thress), slappy, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Stitch
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:

-Mario’s
-imperial walkers
-Moroccan nightclubs
-mtn climbers
-plank jacks
-down dogs / calf stretches
-up dogs
-leg over stretch
-knee pull stretch
-no toe touch merkins demonstration
-light pole toe merkins
-bring it in for fist bump good mornings
-mosey to Jesus

THE THANG:
-split into 2 teams
-each team has a puzzle to complete. First team to finish wins
-each piece has a task written on it. These are all group exercises done as a team.
Here’s what we did:
1. 250 team merkins
2. 250 team box jumps
3. 250 team light pole toe merkins
4. 100 team no toe touch merkins
5. Team Indian run w anchor doing a burpee
6. Team run to the rock do 5 burpees and return
7. Run to the carpet 250 team big boys
8. Team trust fall (everyone has to do it)
9. 300 team flutters
10. Team man carry around 1 island
11. 300 team squats
12. 300 team jump squats

It ended up being a tie. Team 1 was declared the winner because Honeydew ‘s song on the playlist was on. Yay!

Mosey back to base

MARY:
Normal go around and had to be led in cadence
-American Hammers
-merkins
-pickle pointers
-pickle pounders
-Freddy’s
-lunges

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:


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