F3 Knoxville

Birthday contraptions

AO: brickyard
Q: Spellcheck , Appleseed (Jon Smith)
PAX: Appleseed (Jon Smith), Biohazard (Jay Shepherd), Gmail, Spellcheck, Z-Pack, Natty, Dilbert, Bruce Lee, Strings, Thread, Gmail’s 2.0 / “Hatchet” 🪓
FNGs: 1 Gmail’s 2.0 / “Hatchet” 🪓
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
Side, straddle, hops, tempo, squats, Ty, fighters, seal, claps, overhead claps,

THE THANG:

The 2.0 Q by Appleseed…

1. Run one lap around track
2. Simon Says: SSH, seal claps, overhead claps, BBS, flutter kicks etc. mess up and do 3 burpees
3. Run a lap
4. Red Light/green light: person calling out red light green light does plank.
Those moving bear crawl. If you get caught move back to start.
5. Run a lap
6. Merkin Tag: one part of field. Kind of like freeze tag except if you get tagged. Do 10 merkins before you get back up.

THE OTHER THANG…

10 AMRAP Centers /w 2 man makers between each.

2 1min Rounds…
CMU curls
CMU forearms
Log run
CMU tug-of-war
CMU shoulder shrugs
Pull-ups & push-ups
CMU squat thrusters
Medicine ball throw
Battle ropes
Sandbag squats

1 30sec round just for fun without man makers

MARY:
20 LBC
10. Superman.
20 Freddie Mercury
9 more Man Makers. (49)

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bro Olympics coming up!

COT:
“We destroy arguments and every lofty opinion raised against the knowledge of God, and take every thought captive to obey Christ,”
‭‭2 Corinthians‬ ‭10‬:‭5‬ ‭ESV‬
Everything ends, workouts, and workdays. Everything but Christ. We rushed through life to get finished, to be done, to retire, and we missed the life in between! Life is hidden in Christ look in him to find it! Don’t miss what he’s doing constantly right in front of us!

Farmer Digger

AO: brickyard
Q: Gmail
PAX: Natty, Simmons, Spellcheck, fast-n-easy (Nate Votta), Gordie, Drop Zone, Biohazard (Jay Shepherd), Dilbert
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
Warm-up
Side Straddle Hops Toy Soldiers
Cherry Pickers Claps: OH, Front
Arm Circles Merkin Jacks (split at the bottom)
The Thang
Series W/ CMU – 4 rounds
10 Grave Diggers IC on 4 count
10 lunges out OYO Single count
Bear crawl back
run a lap, light mary waiting on 6
Dora: Exercises & Farmer Carry
125 Presses (standing)
250 Rows
500 Bench Presses (lay on back)

Mary
CMU Side Bends J-LO
Flutter Kicks CMU OH Merkin Manmakers (pull CMU through)
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
2.0 W/O this Saturday. bring them young boys if you got em. we’ll split after the warm-up and come back together for the COT.
COT:
“To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift.” -Steve Prefontaine – He was an American long distance runner who set every distance record between 2k – 10k meters between 1973 – 75. Died at age 24 after driving home from a party. Colossians 3:23 Bible Verse Sign | Whatever You do, Work at it with All Your Heart, as Working for The Lord, not for Men.

September Metric

AO: brickyard
Q: Gmail
PAX: Herbie, Natty, Biohazard (Jay Shepherd), Simmons, Spellcheck, fast-n-easy (Nate Votta), Drop Zone, Switchgrass (Stacy Clark), Gordie, Lizzy, Appleseed (Jon Smith), Strings
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP:
SSH. Cherry pickers . M. Phelps , tempo squats and merkins.
THE THANG:
September Metric – see September Newsletter
MARY:
Flutter Kicks and Hello Dollies
COT:
“Maintain a margin of safety. If your life is designed only to handle the expected challenges, then it will fall apart as soon as something unexpected happens to you. Always be stronger than you need to be. Leave room for the unexpected.” – James Clear

IPC Week 2

AO: brickyard
Q: Herbie
PAX: Geppetto (Christopher Bennett), Biohazard (Jay Shepherd), fast-n-easy (Nate Votta), Simmons, Drop Zone, Gmail, Spellcheck, Gordie, Spladle, Appleseed (Jon Smith), Big Rock, Turbo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP:
a few SSH
THE THANG:
BDE Mile
400 meter lap
5x BDE Burpees (burpee, bonnie blair, jump squat)
400 meter lap
5x BDE Merkin (HR Merkin, Peter Parker Left, HR Merkin Peter Parker Right, HR Merkin)
Repeat
45 min timer
MARY:
No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Marine Mud Run
COT:
Choosing to do the hard things when they are in front of us. We cannot plan for the hard things, but we need to be prepared for the unexpected and be willing to push forward.

IPC Week 1 – Participation Award

AO: brickyard
Q: Herbie (Kortney Jarman)
PAX: Spellcheck, Gmail, Natty, Lizzy, Drop Zone, Biohazard (Jay Shepherd), Switchgrass (Stacy Clark), Slabs, A-Rod (Nate Peterson), Gordie (Steve Wheaton), Simmons (Justin Creasey), fast-n-easy (Nate Votta)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP:
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– LBCs Forward and Reverse 10x
– Cherry Pickers 10x
– SSH 15x
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THE THANG:

In each of 3 rounds, PAX must alternate between executing 10 reps of each of the round’s two exercises until 80 total reps are completed (40 reps of each exercise).
Throughout the WOD, every 5 minutes PAX must complete a 20-yard (10 out / 10 back) MOT associated with the round they are executing before continuing to execute reps
If time remains after completing all three rounds, loop back to the beginning & repeat from round 1 to continue adding reps to score until time expires.
Score = Total Reps Completed

Round 1

Exercises: Flying Squirrels / WW3 Sit‐ups
MOT during this round: Coupon Lunge Walk

Round 2

Exercises: Block‐Over Burpees / No-Cheat Merkins
MOT during this round: Murder Bunny

Round 3

Exercises: Thrusters / Jillian Michaels
MOT during this round: Rifle Carry

MARY:

Lie on ground and catch breath.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Marine Mud Run – Sept. 16

COT:
So live as if you were living already for the second time and as if you had acted the first time as wrongly as you are about to act now!

Viktor E. Frankl, Man’s Search for Meaning
https://www.amazon.com/Mans-Search-Meaning-Viktor-Frankl/dp/1416524282