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And Now For Something Completely Different

THE SCENE: Mid 30’s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
We got right to work
THA-THANG:

3 teams. Until all teams have done each.

1)Chair pose – hold until last sprinter returns

2)Decline plank – hold until last sprinter returns

3)Sprint length of grinder and back

11’s. Called it at 7.

Decline Merkins 4-count

Crab Walk to restroom

Finger tip Merkins 4-count

Mosey to field for Slugger.

Run diamond, 20 Diamond Merkins

Run diamond, 20 Low Side to Side Merkins

Run diamond, 20 Carolina Dry Docks

40 Years in the Wilderness.

BBS x 40

Side Tri Rise 20 each side

MARY:

Scissors x 25 on Q

Leg climbers x 15 each side

Side V x 25 each side

Single Leg Boat on Q

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 PAX & no FNG
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Man was a hunter. Had an active lifestyle. Moved to live. Would rest during the warmer part of the day. Ok to rest after gotten activity in. Ok to take in some calories if you moved for the day “hunted”. Where man fails today is he leads a sedentary lifestyle but still consumes high calories.

MOLESKIN:
We can gain individual strength in our struggles through accountability with our brothers.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Woodshack is collecting $5 from each Alcoa man to get Pinnochio’s wife a little something for exercising her design skills for our shirt.

Also, big thanks to Woodshack for leading the inaugural Bomb Shelter ruck!

Are you ready for me? ‘Cuz I’m ready for you!

THE SCENE: Just about 33 degrees.  A hair above freezing.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
Welcome Eric Rice!
WARM-O-RAMA:
Grab some CMUs, then a pretty standard warmup.
15x normal speed SSH IC
10x more high speed SSH IC
High knees for a while
7x Al Gore Tucks (new record!)
10x Hindurkins IC
Round-the-clock Merkins (circle up, one merkin on each CMU, plank shuffle right to next CMU)

Mosey with CMU to the Grinder
THA-THANG:
Cone lines set up 35yd apart, split into 2 teams. Half the CMUs at each line.
Disciple playlist on the Jambox:

During each song, do 15 reps of corresponding exercise, then travel by specified mode to other line and steal one CMU.
When track changes, switch to next exercise:

Track Exercise Travel
Game On Burpees Bear
Battle Lines Iron Mike carioca
Rise Up BBS sprint
Wait over Tuck jumps Bernie
Worth the Pain Ranger Merkins Gorilla
Unstoppable American hammers 4ct carioca
Worth it all Monkey Humpers 4ct Rev Bear

One more track:  Lay My Burdens.  Mosey around the park with CMUs.  During chorus, lay your burden down, and lay your body down.  While laying down, do BBS.

MARY:
Just a little time for Mary:
Row Your Boat (balanced on CMU) – 6x through song
Slutter Kicks x20 IC
One minute left! Cash out with LBC OYO
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 PAX Strong! Welcome to FNG Squatter (Eric Rice)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
A lot of the music in the Q today has to do with standing strong, persevering, and fighting because it’s worth it. But we need to make sure we are fighting the real enemy. Sometimes that might seem like a coworker who’s always trying to undermine you, and disagreeable neighbor, someone who’s wronged you, even sometimes your spouse or kids. But Eph 6:12 tells us, “For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.” Remember who we’re fighting, who we’re fighting for, and ultimately where our power comes from – the One who has already won the war!
MOLESKIN:
The Jambox speaker sounds a lot louder in the house than out on the Grinder. PAX could barely hear the track change. Time to update the Christmas list…
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
3rd F this Saturday. Carpool from the Bomb Shelter following beatdown!

Extra Weight Keeps You Warm

THE SCENE: Upper 40’s Misting and Wet.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Active Mosey to 1st Location of Beatdown With Warm-Up Movements

  • Skip to SSH (ICx25)
  • Mosey Arm Circles to Imperial Walkers (ICx20)
  • Side Shuffle (Both Sides) to Burpees (OYOx5)
  • Bernie Sanders Up The Hill (x5)
  • Mosey to Walking Lt. Dans (1:4 Squat:Walking Lunges) (Work Up to 5 Squats)
    • Mumble-chatter “Yes, This Is Still Part of The Warm Up.”
  • Absolution – Plank, Groiner, Mahktar N’ Diayes, Chillcut, Plank (8 Countx15)

THA-THANG:
Each PAX Find 2 Equal Sized Rocks.

  • Dodo Bird (x10)
  • Iron Hulks (1:4 Merkins:Push Press) (Work up to 5 Merkins)
  • V-Ups (x10)
  • Overhead Squats (x10)
  • Bear Crawl (Backward Up Hill, Forward Down)

Mosey Back To The Grinder (Stopping For 15 Merkins Rotating at Top With 1 Hand In The Air)

Mumble-chatter “Are We Done Warming-Up Yet?”
“Yes, Now We Mosey To The Beatdown.”

MARY:
Single Leg Step-Ups (x10ea.)
4 Sprints
Bench Pull-Ups (x10)
LBC (x30)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talking Points:
Staying Motivated, Being an Inspiration to Those Around You.
The Feeling of Surrounding Yourself With a Team of HIMs Getting Better Together. Not a competition between each other like we see in everyday life, but more like that competitive athletic team where we hold the person to our right and left to a higher standard. I Get Better Because He Gets Better; Therefore, We All Get Better.
Refereed to “The Beast Inside”…IT STILL LIVES!
MOLESKIN:
The Desire, Strength and Willingness To Overcome and Succeed With This PAX is a True Blessing! I Find Myself Overwhelmed With Excitement Every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Many of the PAX Are Gaining The Confidence To VQ And I’m Stoked to See it Happen!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
No Announcements Were Made.

Fight Club

THE SCENE: An oddly clear and warm November morning

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • 10x side straddle hops IC (then 10 more fast)
  • 10x jump rope of champions IC (then 10 more fast)
  • 10x trunk twists (both sides)
  • 10x dizzy twisters (both ways)
  • 10x hug things IC (?)
  • 10x big arm circles IC (both ways)
  • 10x baby arm circles IC (bw)
  • 10x boxer jaxs IC (then 10 more fast
  • 10x berpies

THA-THANG:

  • 10 Round Knockout
    • Do full cycle 1 per exercise, then 2 per, then 3 per, all the way to 10 per
    • BBS with 2 punches at top (keep arms up)
    • Standing 4 punch combo
    • Rocky Balboa
    • Clap merk
    • Hop squats
    • 1 full court sprint (do not increase with cycle)
  • Next, battle buddy and complete 100 slow side step squats while punching partner’s hands at top and ducking below partner’s arm while side step squatting. Both partners have hands up and should be feeling the burn in there arms.
  • Next, line up for Indian run. Keep line tight. Tap the back of the person in front of you. Move slow. More burn in arms.
  • Next, time to get your abs ready to take a hit.
    • 20x mtn climbers
    • 20x out side the arm mountain climbers
    • 20x ins and outs
    • 20x pickle pounders
    • 10x berpies
  • Next, mozy back for cool down
    • 10x ic jump rope
    • 5x ic Iron Mike jump rope
    • Stretch arms and legs for ten counts

MARY:
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable).

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
PAX Count 13

  • Moses
  • Mr. Rogers
  • Ice man
  • Wax Job
  • Hammy
  • Butter Fingers
  • Fins
  • Freebird
  • Pinocchio
  • Slugger
  • Hen House
  • Squeaker
  • Drifter

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Fight!

Fight for your fitness. Check. Well done men.

Fight for your fellowship. Find ways to put in the work at home or in other relationships to make it work. Do the hard things. For me, not letting my wife do all the cleaning around the house.

Fight for your faith. Make time for yourself to grow in your faith. Do the hard things. Knowing you can’t do it on your own, lean on God for help and lean on your fellowship for help.

Love is our greatest weapon in these fights.

MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Zero Burpees

THE SCENE: Clear and crisp, couldn’t be better to finish out October with a bang!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
2 FNGs! Welcome!
WARM-O-RAMA:
Halloween treat was promised: a workout with zero burpees.  Therefore:

  • Zero Burpees IC
  • Recover
  • SSH x20 IC
  • 2 Burpees OYO
  • TN Rocking Chairs x20 IC (I think some people got it figured out by rep 20)
  • 4 Burpees OYO
  • Pickle Pusher Merkins x10 IC (1-Down 2-Push your Pickle Parallel to the Pavement 3-Pull out 4-Up)
  • 6 Burpees OYO
  • Imperial Walkers x15 IC
  • 8 Burpees OYO
  • Al Gore Tuck Jumps x6 IC (hold Al Gore for 10 count, explode to Tuck Jump)
  • 10 Burpees OYO
  • LBAC x20 each fwd/back IC

Mosey to the Scrapyard

THA-THANG:
Increasing rep circuit:

Pullups 1 2 3 4 5
Squat Jumps 2 4 6 8 10
Dips 3 6 9 12 15
BBS 4 8 12 16 20
Across the Grinder: Crab Fwd Bear Fwd Burpee Broad Jump Bernie
Return trip: Crab Rev Bear Rev Mosey Bernie

Blacksnake around the park, 2 stops.

Stop 1: Partner up, share 50 BBS. They only count if partner is in Al Gore

Stop 2: Partner up, share 40 Squirkins: P1 holds up P2 feet, does squats while P2 does merkins

MARY:
No time for Mary today
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 PAX including 2 FNGs: Butterfingers and Iceman
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
With today being Halloween, you’re going to see a lot of people wearing masks.  As you see those outward masks, take a moment to think about the masks and disguises that people around us wear every day.  There may be deep wounds or scars that they do their best not to show.  The way we interact and respond to them can either entrench that mask even more deeply or it can help loosen it a bit.

With that in mind, as you go through your day give grace to others if they react or respond to you in a negative or unexpected way.  They may be acting from a place of that pain that they are trying so hard to keep hidden.  As you show grace and demonstrate Christ’s love in the situation, you can be an instrument that God uses to bring healing.

Also, examine yourself and see what masks you may be wearing.  Not that you should always be an open book and dump everything on everyone, but consider who may be in your life that you’re hiding from.  Cultivate those deeper relationships that go behind the masks and into the heart of who you truly are.
MOLESKIN:
I love seeing this AO taking off!  What a solid group of HIMs working hard to get better, and growing every time!  It was an honor to lead you today.  Keep up the EHing!

New record for Al Gore Tuck Jumps – 6 today! I’ll keep Q’ing ’em up until we can crank out 10…

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
No Bomb Shelter workout this Saturday… Convergence at the Asylum at 7. Every Knoxville AO coming together for one workout.  It will be epic, you don’t want to miss it!  New location for the 2nd anniversary potluck – details to follow on GroupMe.