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Jungle Rumble

August 11, 2025 BackBlasts

AO: shamrock
Q: Drano
PAX: slappy, Mermaid, Squatter, Anchorman, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Stitch, Eliza, Baby Boomer, Dumpster Dive, Dog Bite, Band Camp, Honeydew, Skidmark freefall craps
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
WARMUP:

• Side Straddle Hops (SSH): 20 IC (in cadence) – Classic jumping jacks to wake up the legs and arms.
• Imperial Walkers: 15 IC – March in place with a twist, channeling your inner stormtrooper marching through the jungle vines.
• Arm Circles: 10 forward + 10 backward IC – Small to big circles to loosen the shoulders.
• Good Mornings: 10 IC – Bend at the waist with straight legs, like bowing to the jungle king.
• Merkins (Push-ups): 10 OYO (on your own) – Standard form to prime the upper body.
• Air Squats: 15 OYO – Deep squats to fire up the quads.
Mosey to the football field

THE THANG:

The main event: A partner-based “Jungle Circuit” with animal-themed exercises for fun, mixed with cardio bursts to keep it challenging. Pair up with a battle buddy (if odd number, one group of three). We’ll do two rounds of the circuit, with a twist for competition. Each station lasts ~3-4 minutes; rotate quickly. Total circuit time per round: ~10-12 minutes, plus transitions.
Circuit Stations (AMRAP – As Many Rounds As Possible in the time):
1. Monkey Burpees: Partner A does burpees with a gorilla chest pound at the top (jump up, pound chest, repeat). Partner B holds a plank. Switch after 10 burpees each. (Fun factor: Make monkey noises for laughs; challenging: Full burpee with push-up.)
2. Frog Jumps + Bear Crawl Relay: Leap like frogs (squat jumps) across a 20-yard distance, then bear crawl back. Partners alternate turns. (Fun: Race your partner; challenging: Low bear crawl form to burn the core and shoulders.)
3. Lion Merkins Pyramid: Together, do merkins in a pyramid: 1-2-3-2-1 (or scale up to 5 if you’re beasts). High-five at the top of each set. (Fun: Roar like lions on the last rep; challenging: Diamond merkins for the pyramid peak.)
4. Snake Slithers (Partner Carry): Partner A fireman carries Partner B 20 yards, then switch. If carries are too tough, modify to wheelbarrow walks. (Fun: Yell “Slither away!” during the carry; challenging: Add a sprint back after dropping your partner.)
5. Eagle Flutters + Sprint: One partner does flutter kicks (on back, legs kicking like flying) while the other sprints 50 yards and back. Switch. Aim for 20 kicks per turn. (Fun: Flap arms like wings; challenging: Keep legs low for max ab burn.)
Twist for Fun & Challenge: Between rounds, play “Rock-Paper-Scissors Burpee Battle” – Loser does 5 burpees

If time permits, circle game with animal sounds. One PAX is in the middle of the group. He covers his eyes and spins around 5 times. The rest of the PAX will move around the circle to make sure the “it” PAX does not know where everyone is located. Q points while “it” has his eyes closed and says an animal. The PAX pointed at them has to mimic the animal noise. The “it” then has to say who he believes the noise is coming from by naming the PAX. If he is correct, the PAX who spoke is not “it”. If he is wrong, he goes for another round.

MARY:

• Plank Jungle Hold: Standard plank, but alternate lifting one arm like reaching for a vine – 60 seconds.
• LBCs (Little Baby Crunches): 20 IC – On back, crunch with a twist to mimic dodging jungle obstacles.
• American Hammers: 15 IC per side – Russian twists with “hammer” claps, like chopping through underbrush.
• Leg Raises: 15 OYO – Lying down, raise legs to 90 degrees, slow and controlled for that deep burn.
• Superman Holds: 45 seconds – Face down, arms and legs lifted like flying through the canopy.
• Cool-down Stretch: Finish with child’s pose for 1 minute each to recover.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Prayer requests for skid marks wife, anchorman’s niece (stage three cancer), and Mermaid’s daughter (wisdom teeth pulled today)

COT:

Don’t take yourself too seriously. We made a lot of funny noises today and had some good laughs. I’ve spent most of my life afraid of being myself. I used to say I am a chameleon, because I can fit in everywhere. But, the reality for me was that I wasn’t really being true to my character and personality anywhere. Often times I was afraid to be silly or goofy in certain settings. While I understand not every setting is the proper setting for those things, I was ignoring them for wisdom, I was ignoring them because I was afraid of what people would think of me. My encouragement to you today is just be yourself. Whether that’s goofy and silly, more serious, or calculated. Whoever you are, don’t be afraid of expressing that. And… don’t be afraid to look ridiculous sometimes. Laugh when you’ve got egg on your face. Life’s too short to be serious all the time.

Sandbag Heist

August 1, 2025 BackBlasts

AO: shamrock
Q: Mermaid
PAX: Dog Bite, Anchorman, Drano, Squatter, slappy, Gringo, Eliza, Lizzy, Honeydew, Stitch, Free Fall (Justin Whitaker), Mermaid
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
lower back stuff, hip stretch, SSH, temp merks, tempo squats
THE THANG:
sandbags of 80, 60, 60, 40, 20 lbs were at the 10 yard line. Teams were divided into two groups of 6. One team stood in the end zone, the other at the 20.

A value was assigned to each sandbag as well as a specific exercise. One member from each team took a asandbag from the pile, carried it to their zone, did the requisite exercises and recorded the points. Then the next man for each team took a turn. You could take a bag from the middle, or steal it from the opposing team. While the sandbags were being carried, the rest of the PAX alternated calling exercises and performing those until another exercise was called.

Rd 1
20lb – 1 pt – 20 squats
40lb – 2pts – don’t remember, will consult my cardboard
60lb – 3pts – 10 Thrusters
80lb – 8 lifts from the ground, and toss it over your head
slosey to the opposite end zone and back
Rd 2
20lb – 1 pt – 20 american hammers
40lb – 2pts – 20 lift to chin
60lb – 3pts – 10 OHP and 10 mtn climbers
80lb – 4pts – 5 manmakers
slosey to the opposite end zone and back
MARY:
Tempo LBC’s, flutter kicks, tempo LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
I like to do hard things at F3 to prepare me for hard things in life. Thursday was a hard day a work with a termination and two team members who have been diagnosed with prostate cancer. It was a difficult day, but the prep we do in F3 makes the hard things in life easier.

Mucho Chesto + Heavy Dora

July 14, 2025 BackBlasts

AO: shamrock
Q: Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao)
PAX: Dog Bite, Lizzy, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Waxjob, Crawlspace, Dumpster Dive, Mermaid, Caveman, Anchorman, Stitch, Drano
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Squawkers, Tempo Merkins/Mtn Climbers, LBAC, Cherry Pickers, stretches, mosey to pavilion

THE THANG:
1. Mucho Chesto: 50/2 rounds with lap parking lot between

2. CMU (together as group): 5 movements: 20 each of calf raises, lunges, GM, kettle swings, OHP (2 rounds, 1 lap to end of parking lot in between rounds, rabbits hold heavy gore)

3. Heavy Dora (groups of 3): 50 blockees, 100 thrusters, 200 curls, 300 squats, 1 partner farmer carry to tree and back, when partner 1 gets there partner 2 rifle carries to tree while partner 3 continues heavy movement – audible for time

MARY: back stretches (thanks Caveman)

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 3rd F tomorrow info in channel, flag pass at F3 RoCo, check Slack channels for details

COT: How do you handle disappointment? Who do you talk to about what’s going on your life? Vulnerability especially to our wives is not an inconvenience to be avoided but the path to growing in mental/emotional health, relationships (especially marriage), and faith. “When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I gave up childish ways. For now we see in a mirror dimly, but then face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I have been fully known. So now faith, hope, and love abide, these three; but the greatest of these is love.”
‭‭1 Corinthians‬ ‭13‬:‭1‬-‭13‬ ‭ESV‬‬

Anchorman’s Porta-gym

July 7, 2025 BackBlasts

AO: shamrock
Q: Anchorman
PAX: slappy, Dog Bite, Mermaid, Crawlspace, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Flower Pot, Stitch, Dumpster Dive (Brad Burnette), Anchorman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
Run in place

High knees

Butt kicks

Over the gate

Tie Fighters

Cherry Pickers

Stretch

Knees to one side, then revers

Cobra / Down Dog

THE THANG:
Mosey to porta-gym
5 pound Hallelujah
2.5 or 5 pound Baby Arm Circles Forward
2.5 or 5 pound Baby Arm Circles Backward
Basketball Merkins – Alternating
10 pound Butterfly
Red band – Tricep reverse swing
Right or left arm
Yellow band-Tricep reverse swing
Right or left arm
Yellow band – step on and do butterflies
Blue band – step on, stand straight and do lawnmower pulls with both arms
Curls – CMU
Chest Press – CMU or 60 pounds
LBCs on ground or big ball
CMU chain pull

MARY:
Dealer’s choice for 3 minutes

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Casper ten Boom, Corrie ten Boom’s father

“The Hiding Place”

Casper was known as “Harlem’s Grand Old Man”. He was faithful. Casper was a staple of integrity and stability. They often had customers and guests by the shop just to see Casper.
Part of the routine of home life and the business that Casper established and practiced in every circumstance was that all family and employees would come to work and head upstairs to the kitchen for coffee and Bible reading before work at the same time every day, and the family would end the day with Bible reading.
This was the rhythm of the home and the business, and the year-round saturation of Bible reading would prove fruitful.

Casper inspires me. I want to be like him. I want my kids to come downstairs and find me reading my Bible and invite them to join me.
We have always had the routine of praying with our kids at night before bed. They won’t go to bed without it. I treasure that, but I want more. I want to dive deeper in my faith and bring my family along. I challenge you guys to hold me accountable to progress in this and I also challenge you to find a routine. Maybe that’s F3 or something else. Invite God into your day and see what happens. Love you guys!

No Gloves Needed

June 23, 2025 BackBlasts

AO: shamrock
Q: Mermaid
PAX: Eliza, Squatter, Oscar Meyer, Stitch, Crawlspace, Anchorman, Inconceivable, Mermaid, Drano, Honeydew, Baby Boomer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
SSH, Updog & Down Dog, Runners Stretch, Cherry Pickers, Quad Stretch, Twisties

THE THANG:
Mosey to the columns at the church and perform the following:
20 lunges, 30 second wall squat
19 lunges, 30 second wall squat
18 lunges, 30 second wall squat
17 lunges, 30 second wall squat
down to 1 & 30 seconds

That is 210 lunges if you were counting

We then did a round of 11’s made up of bulgarian split squats and heel elevated squats.

Our last foray into leg day was a round of 7’s with your choice of box jumps or step ups followed by calf raises.
MARY:
The mary was literally repeating the stretches that we warmed up with to loosen up what will become some sore legs tomorrow.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
The Q source chapter 2.5 (Accountability). We all have blind spots in our lives like driving that we need help seeing. In your car, you need a mirror, and even to turn your head sometimes to see behind you. In life there are things that you won’t be able to conquer on your own and as a result asking someone to hold you accountable, and watching your six will be the only way that you can put some issues behind you. Sometimes we need to own that we can’t do it alone, and asking for help makes you a man that I look up to and admire. Ignoring your problem and burying your head in the sand leads to future problems.

If you need accountability, this group is the place for it, in large groups or just one man. We are here to make each other better, and we have each other’s six.