F3 Knoxville

2 Forward 1 Back

AO: shamrock
Q: slappy
PAX: Crawlspace, Baby Boomer, Stitch, Honeydew, Eliza, Band Camp, Toretto, slappy, Flower Pot
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
– Goofballs
– hairy rockettes
– cat wine mix
– calf & runner stretch
– cherry pickers
– run to a light pole, do 11 SSHs, and run back
– friendship fist bumps all around

THE THANG:
1. HILL WORK – We started at the top of the hill. Run down hill and do 1 burpee at bottom. Run up hill and do 1 burpee at top. Do this 11x.
2. 2 FORWARD 1 BACK – In the big parking lot we started at a station and did 11x of 1st exercise, then moved to another station about 25-30 yards away 11x of a 2nd exercise, went back to 1st spot did it again, and then back to the 2nd spot. We moved forward like this through 6 stations (wide merkins, squats, diamond merkins, bobby hurleys, drydocks, and lunges).
3. CRUNCH ZONE – We broke in the new practice turf by doing 11x of the following: American Hammers, H2H, flutters, LBC, Big Boys, Right Crunch, Left Crunch, Gas Pumpers, Hello Dolly, Freddy Mercs.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Sign Up for Q calendar. IPC is in September.

COT:

Sweat it out

AO: shamrock
Q: Toretto
PAX: Anchorman, Band Camp, Dumpster Dive, Gringo, Mermaid, slappy, Stitch, Tailhook, Voodoo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:
– Runner’s stretch
– Left, center, right plank
– Cherry pickers
– Solo stretches

THE THANG:
4 corners at the track:
– 10 burpees
– 20 toe touches
– 20 merkins
– 20 2-count mountain climbers
– Sprint the straights, Bernie the bends

MARY:
Assorted

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– 2nd f luncAugust 31sth in Farragut today
– Dad camp starts today
– Whitewater rafting with stitch, link in slack
– Marine mud run August 31st

COT:
Whenever you are about to find fault with someone, ask yourself the following question: What fault of mine most nearly resembles the one I am about to criticize?
Marcus Aurelius

Fun with Cindy

AO: shamrock
Q: Haggis
PAX: slappy, Mermaid, Stitch, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Anchorman, Toretto, Bling
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
R1:Lunge x 10, R2: Back lunge x 10, R3: side lunge x 10
Reverse Murder Bunny back to start

Run 3 laps around islands

Team Up
Doracides 100 Merkins, 200 LBC, 300 Squats while P2 does suicides at 10, 20, 30 yards
Return cindys
Mosey back to flag

MARY:
Hello Dolly x 10
Up and Out x 10
Nolan Ryan x 10 each side
Superman hold 30 seconds

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Discussion on Matthew 25:35-36
For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.

Today was the first day I looked at that verse not just literally in providing support to those in need, but now looking at it figuratively, in those who struggle with knowledge and love of the Lord. Those who are thirsty and longing to be fed the Good News. Also those who are in prison to sin and being there to provide support and calling ourselves out of sin.

Snagglicious

AO: shamrock
Q: Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao)
PAX: Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Anchorman, Mermaid, Eliza, Crawlspace, slappy, Stitch, skewer, Toretto
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: Projectivator, Imperial Squawkers, Tempo Merkins/Mtn Climbers, LBAC, Cherry Pickers, stretches

THE THANG:
1. Mucho Chesto: 50/2 rounds with lap parking lot between
2. CMU: 20 each of calf raises, lunges, GM, kettle swings, OHP (2 rounds, lap parking lot between, rabbits hold heavy gore)
3. Heavy Dora: 50 blockees, 100 thrusters, 200 curls, 300 squats, partner farmer carry to tree and back, rabbits hold rifle

MARY: PAX Choice

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Several weeks ago, during Caveman’s COT you shared a health regimen that works really well for you: daily vitamin, creatine, magnesium, zinc, fish oil, ashwaganda, etc.

I Tim 4:8
“Keep yourself in training for a godly life. Physical exercise has some value, but spiritual exercise is valuable in every way, because it promises life both for the present and for the future.”

What spiritual exercises work really well for you?

How can you be as intentional with your spiritual fitness as you are with your physical fitness?

How can you be as intentional with your relationship with God as you are with your other most important relationships?

Head, Shoulders, Knees over Toes

AO: shamrock
Q: Voodoo
PAX: Nadia (Aaron Jacques), Caveman, LeBling, Stitch, slappy, Curveball, The Situation, Crawlspace
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
Yes

THE THANG:
I was recently told about the Knees Over Toes guy so we incorporated a few of his suggested exercises.

Started at entrance and walked backward up the hill and then moseyed to CMU pile.

4 corners workout in the school parking lot.

Round 1
-split squats (10)
-v ups (15)
-toe merkins (20)
-heels touches aka awkward turtles (25)

Traversed to each corner by lining up head to toe in a plank position and slid CMU up to person in front. Run to front of line after you pushed all the CMUs and continued until we reached the corner. Rotated between left side push, right side push, and pull CMUs on each side.

Round 2
-heel elevated squats (10)
-dips (15)
-pickle pointers (20)
-curls (25)

Bernied between each corner during round 2

Round 3 was a mix of round 1 & 2.

Completed a few burpees for penance of broken CMUs, and then racked the remaining.

MARY:
10 monkey humpers

COT:
Be mindful of the words we use. They can have consequences.

Ephesians 4:29
Proverbs 10:19, 5:4
Colossians 4:6

EHed a couple of Q sign ups, and encouraged everyone to help fill the Q calendar to take the burden off of Slappy.