F3 Knoxville

Angry Dora

AO: dogpound
Q: Lightweight
PAX: Stitch, Madoff, Mayberry, Earmuffs (Dan Studt), Waxjob
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
The usual stuff

THE THANG:
Dora to music, partner worked while other ran a lap then flip flop
American Hammers, Plank jacks, CDD, BBS, mountain climbers, squat thrusts, merkins, burpees, wall sits, curls

MARY: Flutter kicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Escape from Haw Ridge 4/5
GTE 4/27

COT: Happy Easter, Enjoy the weekend!

Let’s get Physical

AO: shamrock
Q: Eliza
PAX: Dumpster Dive, Eliza, Jardet, slappy, Anchorman, Tailhook, Free Fall (Justin Whitaker), Curveball, Stitch, Tinker, Honeydew
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: Chicken Fat song

THE THANG: Grab a partner. Run from end zone to end zone rotating 90 degrees every 10 yards. Max merkins in two minutes. One partner counts. Run back and switch. Repeat with big boy sit ups.

Little stretching with sit and reach.

One mile for time.

MARY: scissor kicks, LBCs, H2H, pickle pointers, hello dollys, PLANKs

ANNOUNCEMENTS: EFHR

COT: read Brick’s Asylum PM post. Don’t give up. God will deliver you.

On a hill You created

AO: shamrock
Q: Anchorman
PAX: Bed Wetter, Skidmark, Stitch, Mermaid, Smokey (Matthew Bonn), Oscar Meyer, Eliza, Curveball, Hot Pants, Anchorman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:
Side Straddle hop (IC) 4 CT x 15
Cherry Pickers
Smurf Jacks (IC) 4 CT x 10
Runner’s Stretch
Bobby Hurleys x 10
Cobra / Down Dog

THE THANG:
Line up at one end of parking lot.

Round 1: Bear Crawl to the 1st line and do 1 merkin, BC to next line 2 merkins, BC to next line 3 merkins all the way to 10 – for 55 total

Round 2: Crab walk to the 1st line and do 20 American Hammers single count, repeat at each line all the way to line 10

Mosey to the CMU pile:
Grab 2 blocks for farmer carry.
Stop for 4 or 5 breaks to do 3 burpees
To the soccer field.
Murder Bunny to midfield then do 50 CMU Presses
Carry CMU back to the asphalt
50 single count Windshield wipers
Farmer Carry Both CMUs to midfield then do 25 feet & hand CMU merkins
Farmer Carry back to asphalt
50 CMU bench presses
Rifle Carry to candle then do 50 curls
Rifle carry back
Then we recovered and farmer carry all the way back to CMU pile
Mosey back to the AO

MARY:
Freddie Mercury, scissor kicks, buns of steel, cobra.

COT: Pray for Mermaid’s daughter’s friend who lost her dad. Praise for his daughter that survived the allergic reaction.

Word: So Will I (100 Billion X)
Song by Benjamin William Hastings and Hillsong UNITED

On a hill You created
The Light of the world
Abandoned in darkness to die

On a hill that he created.
On a tree he created.
With iron nails that were mined from the ground he created.
With a whip made of leather from an animal’s skin that he created.
Damning words from the mouths of those he created.
Hands that he created that beat and killed him.

How extreme his perfect humility was to willingly accept all of that complete disrespect from his creation, so that he could save us from our wickedness. It’s just so backwards. It doesn’t make sense.

Lucky’s Hangover

AO: shamrock
Q: slappy
PAX: Free Fall (Justin Whitaker), Stitch, Mermaid, Skidmark, Dumpster Dive, Anchorman, Tailhook, Nacho Libre, Crawlspace, Eliza, Lizzy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
– fat guy in a little coat (renamed from twistys)
– reach for the sky-let it hang
– Tie fighters
– Tempo merkins
– Mountain climbers

THE THANG:
Lucky the leprechaun partied too hard last night and lost all of his gold. He needed our help collecting it and he left clues across campus on where to find it and what to do to retrieve it.
– 1 burpee per shamrock
– 1 set of stadium steps down and back
– 50 dips and 50 step ups
– 1 set of mucho CHESTO
– 25 – curls, OHP, squat thrusters, and KBS
– 7s at the hill with iron mikes and squats

MARY:
Flutters, dollys (2x), Freddy mercs, plank, big boys, something Lizzy led, pickle pointers

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Sign up for Escape from Haw Ridge

COT:
St. Patrick’s Breastplate Prayer:

Go you Chicken Fat, Go!

AO: shamrock
Q: Eliza
PAX: Dumpster Dive, Base Salary, Curveball, Eliza, LeBling, Lizzy, Mermaid, Waxjob, Stitch
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: “Go you Chicken Fat Go!”- Robert Preston complete with exercises

THE THANG: Part I: Mosey to the Pavillion. Complete sets of 12,10,8,6,4,2 of Step Ups, Derkins, Dips

Part II: Grab 2 CMUs. Murder bunny Merkin 6 parking spaces. 25 bench press, 25 curls. Lunge walk back to first CMU. 25 American Hammers, 25 Flutters. Lunge walk back and repeat exercises. Farmer carry back and rack em.

Part III: Elevens- squats and iron mikes OR rocky balboas

MARY: hello dolly’s, snow angels, captain thors

ANNOUNCEMENTS: respect q Wednesday with Stitch

COT: Post downrange even if it’s locally.