F3 Knoxville

Tag: Stripped

Proton Can Do More Burpees in 40 seconds…

THE SCENE: Exceptionally comfortable until we started working…

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Cherry Picker IC | Windmills IC
  • Grady Corns IC | Rockettes IC
  • SSH IC

THA-THANG:

40sec on each exercise. 20sec rest. Do a round, then take 3,2,1 CW laps around track. Stations included:

  • Lunges
  • Monkey Humpers
  • Squats
  • Burpees
  • Mountain Climbers
  • Flutter Kicks
  • Imperial Walkers

STRETCHES:

  • Bend down & grab toes
  • Sit squat
  • Knee to chest / Figure 4

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:  “Do the right thing, for the right reasons, and you will win in the end.” –Jocko

PRAYER

“You’re Not Handsome Enough to Be Blindside” and other rude things PAX say

THE SCENE: Gagging, I mean gorgeous.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

An unnamed, smart-mouthed PAX besmirched the good name of Krystal.

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, Grady Corns, Tempo Squats — All IC x12 (also known as a sackful)
THA-THANG:
A number of hot, steamy, onion-scented exercises were performed. These included:

  • Bermuda Triangle: Squats, Squat Jumps, and UGA Cheerleaders at the corners; lunge between. A sackful of each exercise. Rinse and repeat x3.
  • Bermuda Triangle: Box Cutters, BBS, and Flutter Kicks at the corners; bear crawl between. A sackful of each exercise. Rinse and repeat x3.
  • 12s (*ahem* also known as a sackful): american hammers at top of the world, step-ups at bathhouse pavalon — recover was called before finishing, because sometimes it’s wiser to stop

MARY:
Nah
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12, of course
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Do your best, pay attention to details, have a great attitude.
MOLESKIN:
There were some sad clowns playing pickleball outside of the posted hours.

Also, two HIMs who I’ve worked out with almost every week for years—who have a profession in common—just met each other today. Good reminder to break your routine every once in a while.

 

It’s Gonna Be May (Metric)

THE SCENE: Muggy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Done.
WARM-O-RAMA:
Warm ups? We don’t need know stinkin’ warm ups
THA-THANG:
May Metric Workout

MARY: None
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable). None
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 Strong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand.” Woodrow Wilson
MOLESKIN:
Some HIM stuff went down. TCLAPS to Stripped and Mouthwash for changing Choir Boys flat tire. No third leg was affected.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill and something else.

Adventures in Babysitting

SCENE: Bright and Warm

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH IC x36
  • Grady Corns ICx36
  • Rockettes IC x18

THA-THANG:

Nines – Step Ups (4ct) at Flag Circle. Merkins at playground.

Nines – Squats at playground. Dry docks at Bermuda Triangle.

Nines – Lunges (each leg) at Bermuda Triangle. Dips at the pavalon.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM: Thanks. 

What Happened to The Gloom?

THE SCENE: Cool, perfect Spring morning.  MINUS THE NEW LIGHTING IN THE AO!  WHERE’D THE GLOOM GO?!?!?!?!?!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER DONE.
WARM-O-RAMA:
Slow mosey to the rock pile.
THA-THANG:
At the rock pile:

  • Curls with Rock (15 reps)
  • OH Presses (15 reps)
  • Bent Over Rows (15 reps)
  • Repeat until time

At the Cul-de-sac

  • Farmer’s Carry: 2 laps around the cul-de-sac with the sandbags
  • Squats (15 reps)
  • Lunges (15 reps)
  • Until each PAX completes their Farmer’s Carry laps/until time

At the Dock

  • 15 merkins
  • 10 burpees
  • 15 dips

After the rotation, at the plaground 10 pull ups and 10 merkins, repeat

MARY:
Core stuff at the AO, Hello Dollys, Flutterkicks, LBCs, Oblique crunches

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Gratitude for the past year.  Been a blast and great time getting to know everybody.
MOLESKIN:
Seriously, thank you.  There’s been a change for the better.  It’s been great.  Gives me hope.  And really, I don’t like being able to see what I’m doing in the gloom.  We need to go back to the old lighting.  Think that’ll fly with KCP&R?
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill,Hardship Hill,Hardship Hill,Hardship Hill,Hardship Hill,Hardship Hill,Hardship Hill,Hardship Hill,Hardship Hill,Hardship Hill,Hardship Hill,Hardship Hill